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Chapter 708 – Rod Talks to Tyler and Amateur Night Brings New Friends
It was nice having dinner with the guys and the latest newcomer, Rowan, who we didn’t know much about at all, me just having met him today when I went to the office on a Saturday afternoon. It turned out that Rowan had dreamed of being a police officer ever since he was a little kid. He wasn’t very large in stature at all. I wasn’t sure if he could really carry all the stuff police officers had on their belts. He couldn’t have weighed more than 140 pounds soaking wet. He was kind of cute however, and seemed like a nice guy. He told us he came from a poor family in a very rural part of the state. He said the Uni police force was recruiting for additional officers and he answered the call, thinking he could fulfill his dream of being an officer. He needed to work in addition to going to school as even the cheap housing he had was taking almost everything he made. He told us he was living on Ramen noodles and soup, until he could graduate from the academy and join the force full time. Rowan told us that his job, being a weekend guard at the office building, was a lifesaver to him. I told him he was welcome to work here at the CNB also for extra bucks if he needed some and he could eat here when he worked which would give him a good square meal. You’d have thought I gave him a million bucks. I told him the Uni police force was very tight with us and we tremendously respected the work they did. Rowan seemed grateful to hear that. I told him I’d make sure he met Conner and Neal, and he’d soon meet Lucky tonight when he showed up anytime. Rowan seemed extremely grateful.
We were just finishing up dinner when Rod and Lonnie showed up and came over to talk. They seemed anxious to talk to me. I excused myself from my dinner guests and walked to another table where they got seats. “Just wanted to let you know that Tyler called all of us this afternoon and apologized for not being more in touch since he left. He said he was having a great time with his new summer job and just loved it. He said he wasn’t dissing us by any means, but this was a chance of a lifetime and he just had to take it. He said he’d be back in the fall before school started so not to worry that he’d abandoned them. I told him he really fucked up some of our summer plans, making it kind of difficult on the rest of us. He said he was sorry about that, but most of what we had planned for the summer could be done any summer and a job, like the one he took in Key West, was kind of a once in a lifetime opportunity,” Rod explained.
“Well, good. I’m glad to know he likes what he’s doing. I wasn’t sure if it was what he wanted or not,” I replied.
“I guess, but damn, it sure fucks up some of the things we were going to do this summer with the girls. Em was glad to hear that Tyler really loved what he was doing, but is still miffed that he didn’t discuss it with us before he just jumped at it without talking to us. I guess if you’re there and it requires you to stay there for the job, you just have to stay. Still, he could have called us and talked to us to tell us what he had in mind. It might have kept the girls from going batshit crazy wanting to kill the boy,” Rod replied.
“What would you have done, Lonnie?” I asked taking the opportunity for him to weigh in. Lonnie smiled.
“Hell, I’d have stayed also. There has to be a lot of beautiful bitches down there on vacation you could just fuck and never see again. They’d be happy to latch onto a dick like mine and be grateful you gave them a gift on vacation, then head back to where they came from the following week, and I wouldn’t have to deal with all their bullshit continually. Love them and leave them, is what I say. This long-term relationship crap is getting old. I don’t blame Tyler for wanting to free himself. I may have to see if he can hire me for the summer,” Lonnie chided.
“Lonnie, you idiot. Don’t even think about leaving me here with the three crazy women. I’d shoot your balls off if you did something like that,” Rod replied, making me chuckle.
“I mean, come on, Rod. All this bickering and me-first shit we have to deal with. Feelings are so fragile. I swear Josh and his crew have it made. You can get your rocks off anytime you want with the most intense orgasms ever and not have to deal with the female bullshit afterwards. Guys are guys and they just want to get laid, not have to deal with can you do this and that for me, and by the way, I’m going to criticize everything you do, keep your balls in my lockbox and you’re going to love me for it. Fuck that shit, Rod. Tyler had the right idea. Leave and not come back so you don’t have to deal with the three BFF’s. I mean Ginny’s fun to fuck, but how long does that last in a day’s time when you have to entertain them almost 24 hours a day? I mean, come on,” Lonnie commented, not very pleasantly. Rod shook his head.
“There is something to what you said. I guess in a way, we kind of envy Tyler. He’s a free man this summer, which isn’t a bad thing to be,” Rod professed. I shook my head chuckling.
“And you were begging me to help you woo Mary Ann. Be careful what you ask for, Rod. You might just get it, and in this case, you got it big time. Maybe you two ought to take this opportunity, since Tyler isn’t here, to eliminate or reduce some of the things you had planned with the girls,” I suggested.
“What, and get castrated in the process? No thank you,” Rod replied. Lonnie said it sounded like a good idea to him.
“Was Sue any better after Tyler’s call today?” I asked. Rod rolled his eyes.
“She was kind of snippy during the conversation, but Tyler kept trying to apologize to her and make her understand. She told him in no uncertain terms she might not be here for him when he returns. Tyler said he understood, and he certainly wasn’t going to hold her to anything, saying the summer was a long time to be without male companionship so if she found a new boyfriend he would certainly understand, but he loved what he was doing at whatever personal sacrifice that might mean. Sue didn’t stay for the rest of the call after that. Afterwards, she asked the girls if they detected Tyler was actually trying to break up with her. Of course, the busy bees jumped right to her defense and made nothing into a mountain. Honestly, I don’t know how their crazy minds work, Josh,” Rod replied.
“Well that makes two of us, but I acted on that and you haven’t,” I chided.
“I guess I just need to bend over and let you fuck some sense into my ass, because I can’t seem to get it the right way,” Rod chided.
“It’s not that bad, Rod,” Lonnie spoke up, giving Rod grave concern.
“I don’t want to know anything about what you’ve experimented in doing, Lonnie. I don’t even want to think about anything you do, in all reality,” Rod replied. Lonnie just shook his head smiling.
“So, are you guys out of the doghouse now or are the girls still waging war on the male species?” I asked. Rod didn’t seem sure.
“To be determined, I guess. Of course, coming here tonight to drink and wag our willies in front of gay guys didn’t help the situation, making the girls wonder just who the hell we really were. I told them we made a commitment to you, Josh, to help out as that’s what got us where we are today with the new business we started, and we owed you a lot. Em said that was probably true, but it didn’t help the situation right at the moment,” Rod replied.
“Hey, if it helps, Allen posted on our website, it’s amateur night, so if you guys don’t want to say, you don’t have to. He wasn’t sure how many guys would still be here this weekend so he thought an amateur contest might fill the bill. From what I’m told he has over 20 guys signed up, so unless you guys just want to hang out with us gay guys tonight and drink beer, you’re free to go back to your lovely ladies and hang out with them,” I explained.
“We’ll stay,” Rod said quickly. Nothing like free beer and some time away from the girls. I think we can hang out with you guys for the evening. Hell, maybe we can even help judge,” Rod added.
“Don’t think you’re quite what we’re looking for in a judge, Rod, but thanks anyway,” I told him.
Just then, I saw Lucky and Marvin walk in. I excused myself from Rod and Lonnie and went to meet them. Lucky gave me a hug as well as Marvin. “Oh, hey, you have a new helper tonight, a newbie that’s attending the police academy that Conner asked to help you tonight because he and Neal can’t be here,” I explained to Lucky. I pointed him out.
“Kind of small to be in the police academy, don’t you think?” Lucky asked, after sizing Rowan up from afar.
“I kind of thought so also, but apparently his dream is to be a police officer,” I replied. Lucky shook his head, unsure of what he was witnessing. “He’s a weekend guard at the office building is where I met him this afternoon. Seems like likeable guy and all, but what he’s capable of, I have no idea. He came here right after his shift at the office building as instructed by Conner, I believe,” I explained. Lucky looked at him like he didn’t have much confidence.
“I guess we’ll meet him and see what he’s made of. Is he gay or straight, or do you know?” Lucky asked curiously.
It was nice having dinner with the guys and the latest newcomer, Rowan, who we didn’t know much about at all, me just having met him today when I went to the office on a Saturday afternoon. It turned out that Rowan had dreamed of being a police officer ever since he was a little kid. He wasn’t very large in stature at all. I wasn’t sure if he could really carry all the stuff police officers had on their belts. He couldn’t have weighed more than 140 pounds soaking wet. He was kind of cute however, and seemed like a nice guy. He told us he came from a poor family in a very rural part of the state. He said the Uni police force was recruiting for additional officers and he answered the call, thinking he could fulfill his dream of being an officer. He needed to work in addition to going to school as even the cheap housing he had was taking almost everything he made. He told us he was living on Ramen noodles and soup, until he could graduate from the academy and join the force full time. Rowan told us that his job, being a weekend guard at the office building, was a lifesaver to him. I told him he was welcome to work here at the CNB also for extra bucks if he needed some and he could eat here when he worked which would give him a good square meal. You’d have thought I gave him a million bucks. I told him the Uni police force was very tight with us and we tremendously respected the work they did. Rowan seemed grateful to hear that. I told him I’d make sure he met Conner and Neal, and he’d soon meet Lucky tonight when he showed up anytime. Rowan seemed extremely grateful.
We were just finishing up dinner when Rod and Lonnie showed up and came over to talk. They seemed anxious to talk to me. I excused myself from my dinner guests and walked to another table where they got seats. “Just wanted to let you know that Tyler called all of us this afternoon and apologized for not being more in touch since he left. He said he was having a great time with his new summer job and just loved it. He said he wasn’t dissing us by any means, but this was a chance of a lifetime and he just had to take it. He said he’d be back in the fall before school started so not to worry that he’d abandoned them. I told him he really fucked up some of our summer plans, making it kind of difficult on the rest of us. He said he was sorry about that, but most of what we had planned for the summer could be done any summer and a job, like the one he took in Key West, was kind of a once in a lifetime opportunity,” Rod explained.
“Well, good. I’m glad to know he likes what he’s doing. I wasn’t sure if it was what he wanted or not,” I replied.
“I guess, but damn, it sure fucks up some of the things we were going to do this summer with the girls. Em was glad to hear that Tyler really loved what he was doing, but is still miffed that he didn’t discuss it with us before he just jumped at it without talking to us. I guess if you’re there and it requires you to stay there for the job, you just have to stay. Still, he could have called us and talked to us to tell us what he had in mind. It might have kept the girls from going batshit crazy wanting to kill the boy,” Rod replied.
“What would you have done, Lonnie?” I asked taking the opportunity for him to weigh in. Lonnie smiled.
“Hell, I’d have stayed also. There has to be a lot of beautiful bitches down there on vacation you could just fuck and never see again. They’d be happy to latch onto a dick like mine and be grateful you gave them a gift on vacation, then head back to where they came from the following week, and I wouldn’t have to deal with all their bullshit continually. Love them and leave them, is what I say. This long-term relationship crap is getting old. I don’t blame Tyler for wanting to free himself. I may have to see if he can hire me for the summer,” Lonnie chided.
“Lonnie, you idiot. Don’t even think about leaving me here with the three crazy women. I’d shoot your balls off if you did something like that,” Rod replied, making me chuckle.
“I mean, come on, Rod. All this bickering and me-first shit we have to deal with. Feelings are so fragile. I swear Josh and his crew have it made. You can get your rocks off anytime you want with the most intense orgasms ever and not have to deal with the female bullshit afterwards. Guys are guys and they just want to get laid, not have to deal with can you do this and that for me, and by the way, I’m going to criticize everything you do, keep your balls in my lockbox and you’re going to love me for it. Fuck that shit, Rod. Tyler had the right idea. Leave and not come back so you don’t have to deal with the three BFF’s. I mean Ginny’s fun to fuck, but how long does that last in a day’s time when you have to entertain them almost 24 hours a day? I mean, come on,” Lonnie commented, not very pleasantly. Rod shook his head.
“There is something to what you said. I guess in a way, we kind of envy Tyler. He’s a free man this summer, which isn’t a bad thing to be,” Rod professed. I shook my head chuckling.
“And you were begging me to help you woo Mary Ann. Be careful what you ask for, Rod. You might just get it, and in this case, you got it big time. Maybe you two ought to take this opportunity, since Tyler isn’t here, to eliminate or reduce some of the things you had planned with the girls,” I suggested.
“What, and get castrated in the process? No thank you,” Rod replied. Lonnie said it sounded like a good idea to him.
“Was Sue any better after Tyler’s call today?” I asked. Rod rolled his eyes.
“She was kind of snippy during the conversation, but Tyler kept trying to apologize to her and make her understand. She told him in no uncertain terms she might not be here for him when he returns. Tyler said he understood, and he certainly wasn’t going to hold her to anything, saying the summer was a long time to be without male companionship so if she found a new boyfriend he would certainly understand, but he loved what he was doing at whatever personal sacrifice that might mean. Sue didn’t stay for the rest of the call after that. Afterwards, she asked the girls if they detected Tyler was actually trying to break up with her. Of course, the busy bees jumped right to her defense and made nothing into a mountain. Honestly, I don’t know how their crazy minds work, Josh,” Rod replied.
“Well that makes two of us, but I acted on that and you haven’t,” I chided.
“I guess I just need to bend over and let you fuck some sense into my ass, because I can’t seem to get it the right way,” Rod chided.
“It’s not that bad, Rod,” Lonnie spoke up, giving Rod grave concern.
“I don’t want to know anything about what you’ve experimented in doing, Lonnie. I don’t even want to think about anything you do, in all reality,” Rod replied. Lonnie just shook his head smiling.
“So, are you guys out of the doghouse now or are the girls still waging war on the male species?” I asked. Rod didn’t seem sure.
“To be determined, I guess. Of course, coming here tonight to drink and wag our willies in front of gay guys didn’t help the situation, making the girls wonder just who the hell we really were. I told them we made a commitment to you, Josh, to help out as that’s what got us where we are today with the new business we started, and we owed you a lot. Em said that was probably true, but it didn’t help the situation right at the moment,” Rod replied.
“Hey, if it helps, Allen posted on our website, it’s amateur night, so if you guys don’t want to say, you don’t have to. He wasn’t sure how many guys would still be here this weekend so he thought an amateur contest might fill the bill. From what I’m told he has over 20 guys signed up, so unless you guys just want to hang out with us gay guys tonight and drink beer, you’re free to go back to your lovely ladies and hang out with them,” I explained.
“We’ll stay,” Rod said quickly. Nothing like free beer and some time away from the girls. I think we can hang out with you guys for the evening. Hell, maybe we can even help judge,” Rod added.
“Don’t think you’re quite what we’re looking for in a judge, Rod, but thanks anyway,” I told him.
Just then, I saw Lucky and Marvin walk in. I excused myself from Rod and Lonnie and went to meet them. Lucky gave me a hug as well as Marvin. “Oh, hey, you have a new helper tonight, a newbie that’s attending the police academy that Conner asked to help you tonight because he and Neal can’t be here,” I explained to Lucky. I pointed him out.
“Kind of small to be in the police academy, don’t you think?” Lucky asked, after sizing Rowan up from afar.
“I kind of thought so also, but apparently his dream is to be a police officer,” I replied. Lucky shook his head, unsure of what he was witnessing. “He’s a weekend guard at the office building is where I met him this afternoon. Seems like likeable guy and all, but what he’s capable of, I have no idea. He came here right after his shift at the office building as instructed by Conner, I believe,” I explained. Lucky looked at him like he didn’t have much confidence.
“I guess we’ll meet him and see what he’s made of. Is he gay or straight, or do you know?” Lucky asked curiously.
































