The Nerve of Some Straight men

[Danugh]

um...are u being serious here man?

um, yes

i mean i'm all for hookin str8's

I know right they are so hot, str8's rule The only problem with some str8s is that they are opportunists and charge for their surfaces but thats another story.

"once the outer coat of cheese washed off it"?

Well look it happened at work so obviously he had to have taken a shower before he came to work, so the cheese was made maybe from sweat and urine if he didnt shake properly so it was just the one coat. I mean if you do a good shake some urine always dribbles out afterwards.

But he was hot and str8 so it wasnt that bad.

it's a good thing i don't eat during the day or that shit would be all over my keyboard right now....

Shit well how you think i felt when i first put it in my mouth, i had to keep saying the mantra, "he is str8, he is str8" in order to get through it.

 

[youdontknow]

You 2 are just jealous because your life is boring and you've never tasted straight dick. I have no prob with you living vicariously through my experiences.


Dont hate just because you not getting any

haha, i dunno who you are saying that to, but you should never presume someone is not getting some 'straight' cock.

newsflash bud, if he wants you to suck his cock, he is not that straight!

listen buddy, eventually you will realise you are nothing more to him than just another hole, do you really want to be just one more notch on his bed???

....that is, if it all actually happened!

 

[Danugh]

Well i didnt want a relationship i was just happy that i got to suck his straight rod. It meant nothing to me too and we both got something out of it.

He is straight, a blowjob knows no orientation. He just wanted to degrade me for his pleasure little did he know i got a kick outta it.


Its in the past, there is other straight dick in the sea.

You just gotto fish em out of the female pond ( i just made that up LOL).

 

[youdontknow]

He is straight, a blowjob knows no orientation. He just wanted to degrade me for his pleasure little did he know i got a kick outta it.

God i feel so old for saying this but one day you will realise that being degraded for someones pleasure, whether or not you got your kicks out of it, is not a good thing!!

good luck with him

 

[Danugh]

I didn't get a kick out of being degraded, i got a kick outta sucking a straight mans dick.

Simple pimple Timple.

 

[MystikWizard]

You 2 are just jealous because your life is boring and you've never tasted straight dick. I have no prob with you living vicariously through my experiences.


Dont hate just because you not getting any

Call my life boring, but it seems to me the purpose of this thread is to make up a story, that is albeit hot ... but still untrue ... and get attention.

This belongs in the Stories Forum.

 

[Danugh]

Call my life boring, but it seems to me the purpose of this thread is to make up a story, that is albeit hot ... but still untrue ... and get attention.

This belongs in the Stories Forum.

Would you bet your life that i never had this experience?

 

[Danugh]

This guy must have been extra special for you to still be going on about him 7 months later

Actually it only came up again because of this,

He called me last night and asked me to come over but i had a party to go to so i told him another time.

He was a prick and i never wanna see him again.

He was out of sight out of mind until he called.

You see usually a straight will take a his blow and go but some straight get attached and want more and homo dont play that. Because the more you pleasure a straight the more you grow close and eventually feelings will emerge and he will leave you quicker than a sausage in the ocean.

But you know i do adore return service but he was an ass to me the first time. If he was cool about the whole thing id blow him again.

He didnt even apologize, he just expected me to get over it.

And this is exactly what i mean by THE NERVE OF SOME STRAIGHT MEN.

 

[MystikWizard]

Would you bet your life that i never had this experience?

I wouldn't go that far, but yes I do have very high doubts that it happened.

 

[Cleft7]

I guess if it's respect from your colleauge that you seek you should act respectable.

 

[Danugh]

Nobody can hurt me without my permission.

My colleague cannot take away my self-respect if i do not give it to him and i did not. I gave him my mouth and my face.

As Miranda Priestly would say, "Thats all."

 

[Cleft7]

Then why are we bitching about the nerve of some straight guys? You acknowledge he shouldn't have to respect you. So boo-fucking-hoo if he treats you like shit.

As you and Miranda Priestly said "Thats all" buddy.

 

[Soilwork]

funny as hell but shouldn't it be in the "fiction" forum?

 

[Danugh]

Then why are we bitching about the nerve of some straight guys? You acknowledge he shouldn't have to respect you. So boo-fucking-hoo if he treats you like shit.

Well i didnt need his respect but my issue was his arrogance, you know to think that just because he is straight and hot that i would just drop to my kees and blow him.

It was like who does he think he is? He got some nerve stepping to me like that.


He is just lucky he was hot, because if he wasnt hot, i would have told him where to shove it.

 

[Soilwork]

according to the fairy tale you DID just drop to your knees and blow him.

I mean, it's entertaining but nobody likes a Wendy Whiner.

 

[clearfallen]

lol, the last time I got that pissed and threw a cell phone at someone I got a year and a half in anger management, it was funny though because after I did it you heard about all the celebs doing it so I told my therapist that they were just coping off me and we always got a good laugh out of it...

 

[willsboy84]

Well i didnt need his respect but my issue was his arrogance, you know to think that just because he is straight and hot that i would just drop to my kees and blow him.

um...weren't you practically bragging about chuggin his head cheese. i mean no offense but what the fuck else would he expect from u if u were willing to do that. more than willing from the sound

 

[TygreBryte]

You mean to understand that cheesy unwashed dick taste. Yum yum.

LOL! LOL! LOL!

(I had to make the 10-character minimum...)

 

[TygreBryte]

He is just lucky he was hot, because if he wasnt hot, i would have told him where to shove it.

Ooooh! Scary!

 

[Danugh]

um...weren't you practically bragging about chuggin his head cheese. i mean no offense but what the fuck else would he expect from u if u were willing to do that. more than willing from the sound

No you missing the point. I was willing to do it after his arrogance. What i am saying is regardless of how willing i may have seemed, my beef is the fact that he felt he could step to me like that in the first play. Just because he is straight, he felt i would want to suck him off. Where does he get off? Who does he think he is? He got some nerve.

LOL! LOL! LOL!

(I had to make the 10-character minimum...)

Yes either that or you just wanted to rub it in

Ooooh! Scary!

I know i can be pretty bad ass if needs be, non hottys dont mess with me