The Official BEYONCE thread [merged]

[Absolut]

Re: Eat Your Heart Out Beyonce!

Why he disgusts some people is beyond me...

It's the whole three head thing, remember?

WOW!!! Absolut's got some moves! Had no idea he could dance like this.

Better, actually.



I still love the original song and video. I don't know why...

 

[Fucker29]

Re: Eat Your Heart Out Beyonce!

It's the whole three head thing, remember?

Probably. Yeah, he's feminine 'n everything...so what the fuck is the big deal? The use of the word "disgusting" these days is...well...disgusting. (Puzuzzu...yes you...I'm gonna cut you for saying that!)
It's one big ass pet peeve of mine..."That guy's not attractive...he's disgusting!"..."That guy is so queer...yuck! Disgusting!".

Better, actually.



I still love the original song and video. I don't know why...

Better? What about the clothes? I hope you dance nekkid...now THAT, this hubby would be glad to see.

 

[BabiGayPimp]

Re: Eat Your Heart Out Beyonce!

He does have talent, but needs a wardrobe and style of movement more appropriate for his gender. He also needs to build up his butt and thighs to put some real "stank" in those moves. A man needs some thickness in his sexiness just like a woman.

 

[Fucker29]

Re: Eat Your Heart Out Beyonce!

He does have talent, but needs a wardrobe and style of movement more appropriate for his gender. He also needs to build up his butt and thighs to put some real "stank" in those moves. A man needs some thickness in his sexiness just like a woman.

Funny. Some say the same about where you put your dick...

 

[Blueboy369]

Beyonce Wardrobe Malfunction!

Hello Boys,
While giving us a fierce performance on Oscar night, Beyonce had a nipple slip! Say Hello Titty!

 

[Fucker29]

Re: Beyonce Wardrobe Malfunction!

You barely see it.

 

[miaedu]

Re: Beyonce Wardrobe Malfunction!

the dress she wore on the red carpet was the real malfunction.

 

[MetaKnight]

Re: Beyonce Wardrobe Malfunction!

With the way Beyonce dresses and moves across the stage like horny tornado all the time it's a wonder we haven't seen her whole damn vagina by now.

Lol I know right.

 

[Fucker29]

Re: Beyonce Wardrobe Malfunction!

I cannot WAIT...for her to get pregnant and a nip slip happening while she's lactating.

 

[Absolut]

Re: Beyonce Wardrobe Malfunction!

With the way Beyonce dresses and moves across the stage like horny tornado all the time it's a wonder we haven't seen her whole damn vagina by now.

But we have.

 

[Fucker29]

Re: Beyonce Wardrobe Malfunction!

But we have.

Wow! That's a big pole right there.

Just sayin'...

 

[Blueboy369]

Re: Beyonce Wardrobe Malfunction!

OOOH! Kelly & Michelle couldn't be there so her Cooter is singing back up!

 

[jesusfarts]

Re: Beyonce Wardrobe Malfunction!

is that hugh jackman?
no wonder he's got that smile on his face.
and all this time, i thought he was gay.

 

[Fucker29]

Re: Beyonce Wardrobe Malfunction!

is that hugh jackman?
no wonder he's got that smile on his face.
and all this time, i thought he was gay.

Jesus, didn't your father tell you it's rude outing celebrities?

 

[SexyKev]

Re: Beyonce Wardrobe Malfunction!

the dress she wore on the red carpet was the real malfunction.

I'm sayin.

Looked like she was wearing a piece of dining room drapery.

 

[AngelFromAbove]

Re: Beyonce Wardrobe Malfunction!

Another one? What about the one where she is jumping during the Deja Vu performance and her top lifts?

 

[miaedu]

Re: Beyonce Wardrobe Malfunction!

I'm sayin.

Looked like she was wearing a piece of dining room drapery.

must be another creation from the House of Diarrhea

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Re: Anyone into Beyonce?

Welcome to the church of the queen, her holiness, Beysus Christ.

I've been following the teachings of Beysus for years. Catchy songs, soaring vocals, inspirational dance moves.

Statistics have shown a clear trend between liking Beyonce's music/movies and being pretty, happy, successful and desired.

We bow our heads in prayer as we lift up an offering to her gorgeousness.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Re: Anyone into Beyonce?



The horns, her range, the energy.......

 

[LatinoSTAR]

Re: Anyone into Beyonce?

not really, never been a fan.