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The Official BEYONCE thread [merged]

Favorite Beyoncé song?

  • Crazy in Love (feat. Jay-Z)

    Votes: 1 10.0%

  • Baby Boy (feat. Sean Paul)

    Votes: 1 10.0%

  • Naughty Girl

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Irreplacable

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Beautiful Liar (w/Shakira)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • If I Were a Boy

    Votes: 2 20.0%

  • Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)

    Votes: 2 20.0%

  • Halo

    Votes: 3 30.0%

  • Drunk in Love (feat. Jay-Z)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Other (specify in a comment)

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • Total voters
    10
Re: Anyone into Beyonce?

MoePhoenix7 said:
Newcomer? Sister Moe Moe is not a newcomer when it comes to serving the good word of Beysus Christ. I've been religiously devoted to the worship since the holy days of Destiny's Child. When we were anointed with such booty-shaking masterpieces as "Get on the Bus featuring Timbaland (before he sold out his soul to Timberfake)" "Jumpin' Jumpin'" and my personal favorite "Independent Women Parts 1 & 2". How else was I supposed to learn how to buy the car I'm rocking and the shoes on my feet? Petty thievery was all I knew at the time but Beysus words of self-entitlement and materialism turned my sorry life around.

And when she blessed us with the holy grail I call "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On it)", I knew right then and there that I had to give my life strictly up to Beysus Christ. I got saved. No more backsliding to Rihanna and Lady Gaga for me.

Lord Beysus is my only true savior.
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lol AMEN sista!!! i too have learned to buy the car im rocking and the shoes on ma feet! I`m a SURVIVOR!!! I aint need no man to take care of me! This hunneh is making her own munneh!
 
Re: Anyone into Beyonce?

*stands up*

I would like to give my personal testimony.

I felt like I lost my mind, like there wasn't nothin' out there, like I couldn't find a man who would stay.

Then I saw Beyonce's swagga in "Check Up On It" and knew I had been turned on to something new and exciting.

Now, everywhere I go, I walk with so much swagga that my booty has developed it's own rhythm, every slight step has a sexual undertone to it and I get niggas try'na holla at me ALL....THE....TIME.

Thank you Beysus for improving my love life by inspiring me with your classy sexiness.
 
Re: Anyone into Beyonce?

fabulouslyghetto said:
Aww, jealous because she won't let you raid her closet? No need, you can always get knock-offs at the local gas station out of somebody's trunk.
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Yeah, for shizzle!
I want to cross dress with what she wears...for some reason or other....
 
Re: Anyone into Beyonce?

Puzuzzu said:
Yeah, for shizzle!
I want to cross dress with what she wears...for some reason or other....
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Don't be ashamed Shantay! There's nothing wrong with wanting to be as fabulous as Queen Beyonce, but don't turn that internal confliction around and take it out on her when you know that, on any given weekend, you can be spotted at the club throwin' your ass around on the dance floor to her latest #1 hit.
 
Re: Anyone into Beyonce?

fabulouslyghetto said:
Don't be ashamed Shantay! There's nothing wrong with wanting to be as fabulous as Queen Beyonce, but don't turn that internal confliction around and take it out on her when you know that, on any given weekend, you can be spotted at the club throwin' your ass around on the dance floor to her latest #1 hit.
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Man, i don't listen to hip-hop, crap (rap), or pop. The worse musical genres ever
 
Re: Anyone into Beyonce?

MoePhoenix7 said:
Yes, yes, givin' honor and glory to our almighty and magnificent Beysus H. Christ.

Hallelujer, hallelujer, a-men! Thank you Beysus, thank you Beysus!

And thank you Sister Marley for that rousing testimony on how the word of our sweet Lord Beysus turned you into the fabulously ghetto person you are today.

I feel so good think I wanna speak in tongues. Shalamar AMC!
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Praise her! Paraaaaise her! Whoooo! I'm feeling the spirit! Upgrade Me almighty Beysus! *Church music commences, TBB does a few laps around the First Baptist Church of Beyonce, knocks a few innocent children over while shouting before fainting*
 
Re: Anyone into Beyonce?

^Seriously, he has an obsession with sub-par karaoke singers and exalting them like they're the best thing since sliced bread.
 
Re: Anyone into Beyonce?

Puzuzzu said:
Man, i don't listen to hip-hop, crap (rap), or pop. The worse musical genres ever
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Re: Anyone into Beyonce?

^These niggas better get on their Ps and Qs, I'm in a fail-happy mood tonight!

The only one who doesn't fail is Beyonce.

Record sales? Success.

Movies? Success.

Endorsements? Success.

Beauty? Success.

Awards? Success.

If you divide by 3 and carry the 7, this indicates that Beyonce's success rate is higher than our calculators will allow us to count.

In 100 lifetimes Puzuzzu wouldn't be half as successful. So I fail him.
 
Re: Anyone into Beyonce?

fabulouslyghetto said:
^These niggas better get on their Ps and Qs, I'm in a fail-happy mood tonight!

The only one who doesn't fail is Beyonce.

Record sales? Success.

Movies? Success.

Endorsements? Success.

Beauty? Success.

Awards? Success.

If you divide by 3 and carry the 7, this indicates that Beyonce's success rate is higher than our calculators will allow us to count.

In 100 lifetimes Puzuzzu wouldn't be half as successful. So I fail him.
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Beyonce's done better than most singers crossing over into movies, but I would not call her a success at acting or all of her movies smash hits. Let's not forget Carmen, The Hip-Hopera. As far as her other movies, other big names were carrying her through the films. As much as I hate to admit it, I just do not think that Beyonce could carry a film without much more credible people (talent or status) surrounding her.
 
Re: dancing to beyonce's single ladies

That is tragic on so many levels.

And so last month. :rolleyes:
 
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