The OFFICIAL Mariah Carey thread! [merged]

[NineOfClubs]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

I love NOTHING about her.

Her music has never done anything for me.

Two thumbs down.

 

[CudDULL]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

Mimi owns all, Cuddimple. Don't you forget.

Are you part of the conspiracy such lies.

 

[craziwranglerman]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

she cant sing anymore...her voice is shot

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

She gives shanky soccer moms in stretch pants a role model other than the skanky mom in "Mean Girls."

OH, and she lets those mattress-back girls from school know they could grow up to marry rich old men and be famous.

 

[Pushyourluck]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

I'm inspired by her latest man accessory. I want one!

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

I'm inspired by her latest man accessory. I want one!

THere's a Mariah Carey Home STD testing kit too?

You'd think a line of condoms would be more appropriate.



by the way.. for the record, the highest-selling artist is Barbra Streisand.

But I think we can ALL agree that Mariah is TOTALLY number 2.











(unless we're talking world-wide in which case Nana Mousqueri beats them all)

 

[Payton]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

The fact that she thinks she looks good in something like this:

Although I laugh at her constantly, I can't help but love her for it.

 

[RestlessDevil]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

Her photoshopper.

Hehe, nah, she's made alot of good music, like "Migrate" or "I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time".

 

[Pushyourluck]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

THere's a Mariah Carey Home STD testing kit too?

You'd think a line of condoms would be more appropriate.



by the way.. for the record, the highest-selling artist is Barbra Streisand.

But I think we can ALL agree that Mariah is TOTALLY number 2.







(unless we're talking world-wide in which case Nana Mousqueri beats them all)

STD tester? You don't think that power dyke actually sleeps with the men she parades on her arm for the good of "conservative Amercia" do you?

 

[bokan800]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

Whistle Register
- I've seen many singers attempt it but not many can control it like her.

 

[seven2go]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

WELL.......she DOES have a SPECTACULAR pair of tits.......

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

STD tester? You don't think that power dyke actually sleeps with the men she parades on her arm for the good of "conservative Amercia" do you?

No, but she also has a body spray and that ditch pig hasn't seen a shower in years.

 

[RestlessDevil]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

Ewww, gross.

Well, she kinda does.

 

[Ekim23]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

Nothing....

 

[Yeehaw]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

If I have to name one, her amazing vocals.

 

[The Reviewer]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

This: A guy proposes to his boyfriend at her concert last night.

 

[legend145]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

Her fake titties. I love SILICON!

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

Her fake titties. I love SILICON!

Um... silicon is the nutrient in celery.

Mariah's tits are made from salt water but in many boobs they use silicone.

But we all agree that she's a boob.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

Her inability to make a decent album in... well, when was the last decent one...

the new Pearl Jam album is pretty decent.

 

[sabot3ur]

Re: What Do You Love Most About Mariah Carey?

that one song she did with odb...

yeah. that's it.