fabulouslyghetto
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long story short, a few years ago:
women and minorities: do better, golden globes
GG: ok, we will
*a few years later
women and minorities: how's that coming along?
GG: we hired a black janitor and promoted a woman to lead usher
women:.....
minorities:.....
all the cable networks:......
so where are we today? the oscars are going to be livestreamed because no network wants to touch them. livestreamed? G.H.E.T.T.O. i can literally already smell the technical difficulties. if i understand correctly, there's gonna be no host, no media, honestly i think the whole event is just gonna be Ryan Seacrest riding around Calabasas in a 2010 lincoln towncar tossing the trophies onto the winners' lawns, here and there we might see a shadowy figure wave from behind the blinds that may or may not be a celebrity. if we're lucky one of the more attractive winners in a male category might be outside fetching his newspaper in a short robe and a well-timed gust of wind could give us our first celeb penis visual of 2022. here's hoping...
sure, you can attribute the scaling down of the show to covid as well, but nobody's even denying that this was largely impacted by a complete failure to make the award show less straight white male-y. and if yall don't know anything else about me, you know my favorite kink is racist institutions suffering consequences for failing to move into the 21st century with everybody else whose psyches don't crumble at the mention of the word "diversification." the idea that sharing just crumbs of your entire pie with the disenfranchised somehow diminishes your portion has really lost traction so time's up, check's on the table and anyone who isn't prepared to yank that credit card out their wallet better roll up their sleeves and start washing dishes cuz "we're just not gonna pay" is no longer tolerated.
women and minorities: do better, golden globes
GG: ok, we will
*a few years later
women and minorities: how's that coming along?
GG: we hired a black janitor and promoted a woman to lead usher
women:.....
minorities:.....
all the cable networks:......
so where are we today? the oscars are going to be livestreamed because no network wants to touch them. livestreamed? G.H.E.T.T.O. i can literally already smell the technical difficulties. if i understand correctly, there's gonna be no host, no media, honestly i think the whole event is just gonna be Ryan Seacrest riding around Calabasas in a 2010 lincoln towncar tossing the trophies onto the winners' lawns, here and there we might see a shadowy figure wave from behind the blinds that may or may not be a celebrity. if we're lucky one of the more attractive winners in a male category might be outside fetching his newspaper in a short robe and a well-timed gust of wind could give us our first celeb penis visual of 2022. here's hoping...
sure, you can attribute the scaling down of the show to covid as well, but nobody's even denying that this was largely impacted by a complete failure to make the award show less straight white male-y. and if yall don't know anything else about me, you know my favorite kink is racist institutions suffering consequences for failing to move into the 21st century with everybody else whose psyches don't crumble at the mention of the word "diversification." the idea that sharing just crumbs of your entire pie with the disenfranchised somehow diminishes your portion has really lost traction so time's up, check's on the table and anyone who isn't prepared to yank that credit card out their wallet better roll up their sleeves and start washing dishes cuz "we're just not gonna pay" is no longer tolerated.
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