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Attention The "Overheard in porn" thread...

jdcnow said:
I remember one time back home, I was in my early 20s, and after my brother and his family had to move in with our mom and I - one day, I had the whole house all to myself, and I knew it would be that way most of the day, until evening. So I went snooping around in my brother's whole giant collection of literally dozens of whole plastic canister stacks of nothing but blank CD-RWs and DVD-RWs, and a lot of them had movies (just regular feature films he liked) on them, as my brother was - and AFAIK still is - a die-hard hardcore bootlegger.
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Damn, you'd think he would've learned to label it with shit no one would wanna watch. Now me, if I'm not honest on my dvd's/bookmarks K'll pop 'em in the pc or click on them and be scarred for life. (I tend to save for either sound or color contrast so's I can tell the players apart - interracial works well for that since there's a general lack of clothing. Porn usually has shitty lines and vocals, though, hard to find anything worthwhile.
 
Gentleheart said:
one of those paddle-type machines smacking a guy's ass while another watches? lol
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He's definitely getting his ass paddled, but it sounds more like a vibrator turned on in a drum, which makes no sense. Those machines shouldn't sound like that, I wouldn't think. >.> Maybe someone rigged their own and it still has a few bugs.
 
cgymike said:
^whisked away while preparing an omlette?
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Wrong

frankfrank said:
^ Tossing marshmallows to each other?

No, didn't think so.
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Wrong

Gentleheart said:
one of those paddle-type machines smacking a guy's ass while another watches? lol
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Close ^^- wrong :)

luckynumbah7 said:
He's definitely getting his ass paddled, but it sounds more like a vibrator turned on in a drum, which makes no sense. Those machines shouldn't sound like that, I wouldn't think. >.> Maybe someone rigged their own and it still has a few bugs.
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wrong

dereperez said:
That sounds about right.

Okay...I would totally watch that scene. :badgrin:O:)
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wrong ^^

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That moan came from this: http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=uuuWv-G867-
:lol2:
 
Gentleheart, I got a whopper for ya'

This one isn't "overheard", per se, but it is seen in gif images, and when I say whopper, I might actually mean that literally.

I won't post the pics here - they are porn pics, and posting them here would violate the TOS. But I can post the link to the pics, and well, let's just say, straight dude was hungry. But not for his gf. No - while having sex with his gf, they're in doggy style. Suddenly, out of the blue, this guy gets two pieces of bread out of a loaf of bread; and then balogna,

And, while he's in the middle of actually having sex with her - in doggy style - he literally makes himself a sandwich on his gf's back. I shit you not. Take a look. After he finishes making the sandwich, he eats it - while still inside his gf. He's just munching away, and then wiped the girlfriend's back of the bread crumbs. It was just weird. :lol:
 
jdcnow said:
And, while he's in the middle of actually having sex with her - in doggy style - he literally makes himself a sandwich on his gf's back. I shit you not. Take a look. After he finishes making the sandwich, he eats it - while still inside his gf. He's just munching away, and then wiped the girlfriend's back of the bread crumbs. It was just weird. :lol:
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Child, no he DIDN'T! :rotflmao:

I am...

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jdcnow said:
Gentleheart, I got a whopper for ya'

This one isn't "overheard", per se, but it is seen in gif images, and when I say whopper, I might actually mean that literally.

I won't post the pics here - they are porn pics, and posting them here would violate the TOS. But I can post the link to the pics, and well, let's just say, straight dude was hungry. But not for his gf. No - while having sex with his gf, they're in doggy style. Suddenly, out of the blue, this guy gets two pieces of bread out of a loaf of bread; and then balogna,

And, while he's in the middle of actually having sex with her - in doggy style - he literally makes himself a sandwich on his gf's back. I shit you not. Take a look. After he finishes making the sandwich, he eats it - while still inside his gf. He's just munching away, and then wiped the girlfriend's back of the bread crumbs. It was just weird. :lol:
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Now that's multi-tasking! :lol:
 
Nothing to really be "overheard" here...but this is still a hilarious clip to me.

Wait for the end... :D

wait once second

I wonder if this is a roommate or boyfriend "situation". :lol:
 
jdcnow said:
Gentleheart, I got a whopper for ya'

This one isn't "overheard", per se, but it is seen in gif images, and when I say whopper, I might actually mean that literally.

I won't post the pics here - they are porn pics, and posting them here would violate the TOS. But I can post the link to the pics, and well, let's just say, straight dude was hungry. But not for his gf. No - while having sex with his gf, they're in doggy style. Suddenly, out of the blue, this guy gets two pieces of bread out of a loaf of bread; and then balogna,

And, while he's in the middle of actually having sex with her - in doggy style - he literally makes himself a sandwich on his gf's back. I shit you not. Take a look. After he finishes making the sandwich, he eats it - while still inside his gf. He's just munching away, and then wiped the girlfriend's back of the bread crumbs. It was just weird. :lol:
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:rotflmao: No he didn't

I'm waiting for the part where he makes his gf a sandwich.
 
Gentleheart said:
vvvvrrrrrbrrrrrrrrrrruuuummmmmmmmm
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:rotflmao: OMFG!!! That's it, good night folks, I'm done! /tosses papers behind me...
/are you serious, right now???

I can't really say much, because during my own edging sessions, when I cum, sometimes I do make this unearthly, deep, rather demonic growl, because I'm really into it and it's just feels amazing.

But I gotta say - there's a difference between a growl and hot wheels sound effects... :rotflmao: :dead: :cry: :rotflmao:
 
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