Gentleheart, I got a whopper for ya'
This one isn't "overheard", per se, but it is seen in gif images, and when I say whopper, I might actually mean that literally.
I won't post the pics here - they are porn pics, and posting them here would violate the TOS. But I can post the link to the pics, and well, let's just say, straight dude was hungry. But not for his gf. No - while having sex with his gf, they're in doggy style. Suddenly, out of the blue, this guy gets two pieces of bread out of a loaf of bread; and then balogna,
And, while he's in the middle of actually having sex with her - in doggy style - he literally makes himself a sandwich on his gf's back. I shit you not.
Take a look. After he finishes making the sandwich, he eats it - while still inside his gf. He's just munching away, and then wiped the girlfriend's back of the bread crumbs. It was just weird.