things that you envy the opposite sex over

[refujiunderground]

guys will pretty much bend their backs over for you and you don't have to owe them a thing.

you can hit a guy, sexually harass them, touch them inappropriately and get away with it most of the time.

have multiple orgasms during sex.

you can decide whether to keep the baby or not if you're pregnant. you can actually have kids even if you're a lesbian. there's a sperm bank.

you can sweet talk your way out of a traffic ticket or get some leniency in when you break the law in comparison if you were a guy.

you can get in the club for free at a certain time, get drinks for free, have guys take you out to dine without paying a thing, guys open the door for you, guys give up their seats for you on the train or the bus, and basically get a lot of free shit. your ego will be shooting out the roof because you basically have a break because you're a woman.

you are guaranteed to have a partner and you have a huge choice to chose from. guys will make you feel loved, date you, and the whole nine simply because you have a vagina between your legs. you never have to ask anyone out on a date period.

there's like 8 networks dedicated to you as a woman, there's always movies made dedicated to getting you wet such as the twlight series and magic mike, tv shows with hot guys in them and always an influx of material of hot guys outthere modeling or whatever just to get your attention.

you can kiss other girls, be bicurious, and bisexual without being judged and be seen as sexually liberated in opposed to if you were a guy.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

edit my post away..............lalala

 

[Mr-Brooding]

Women have a better selection of clothes...there I said it. But I think I'd choose to be a male over a woman any day.

 

[refujiunderground]

not that I'd ever want to change genders... but I'm a little jealous over the fact that it's socially-accepted that guys usually have to pursue girls and not the other way around (whereas being gay, it's a free-for-all)

dunno about it being a free for all but i find the whole dating scene, looking for someone to date, and etc to be quite annoying and nauesating. maybe it's because i've gotten too use to being single.

 

[TheLyingGame]

Ohhhh.

1. Fake it (pretty impossible. unless you spit on the guys back...)
2. Become a cougar, instead of a dirty old man/pervert or whatever other lingo they throw out there
3. Become a real housewife.

 

[refujiunderground]

Women have a better selection of clothes...there I said it. But I think I'd choose to be a male over a woman any day.

dunno about that. i actually feel bad for them with the clothes selection because most of them are grandma looking, skin tight, or are made to show off their bodies and such.

 

[star-warrior]

edit my post away..............lalala

I was gonna say something similar, but........

Anyhoo, what the OP neglects to say is, that's not so everywhere. Some women still labour under male dominant societies adhering to beliefs systems that aren't "westernised" or "modern".

I think the multiple orgasm thing is the only one I would be envious of.

 

[unloadonme]

Difficult to think of anything. Can I sleep on it?

 

[maxpowr9]

If I had boobs, I would just play with them all day long; tweaking, pinching and cupping them.

 

[star-warrior]

If I had boobs, I would just play with them all day long; tweaking, pinching and cupping them.

Made from real nipples

 

[birddog7]

I think the op pretty much summed it up. The ability to get sex anytime it's wanted would be the best part...

 

[blackbeltninja]

Women have a better selection of men to choose from than we do.

















What? It's true! You're all uggos.











What?

-d-

 

[RDaniel]

Not a single thing.

 

[G-Lexington]

Almost nothing. I like the idea that at formal events, women have a chance to "shine" - wearing fancy clothes. Guys are stuck wearing tuxedos. It'd be nice if guys got a chance to strut their stuff at fancy events. But the fact that I picked that to single out suggests I don't really envy women their position in the world.

Lex

 

[subsonic]

Women have a better selection of clothes...there I said it. But I think I'd choose to be a male over a woman any day.

^^ I have to agree with this. Maybe not necessarily better selection, but a wider definitely. In general they just have more resources they can use in order to enhance their look/image and play around with it, whereas we're quite limited in that field.

I'd also vote for the "being pursued" thing. Usually the men do the chasing..
But I really only envy the fact that they can meet a potential guy anywhere. That would be great!

 

[quasar]

...I think the multiple orgasm thing is the only one I would be envious of.

You don't have to be a woman to have those!

If I had boobs, I would just play with them all day long; tweaking, pinching and cupping them.

Strangely, despite being totally, 100%, absolutely gay... I have to agree!

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

I think the op pretty much summed it up. The ability to get sex anytime it's wanted would be the best part...

dear you're gay.....we can get sex anytime and anyplace.

easier then straights.

 

[birddog7]

Who says a guy can't sweet talk their way out of things, get men to fawn over them and get free stuff? I do it all the time

Maybe for you. Never happens for me.

dear you're gay.....we can get sex anytime and anyplace. easier then straights.

Glad you can. Doesn't work that way for me.

 

[jdcnow]

If I had boobs, I would just play with them all day long; tweaking, pinching and cupping them.

Front-close bras. I've always had a semi-fascination with them down through the years. And plus, if I ever wanted to flash a guy, it would be a hell of a lot easier.

 

[Blk_Thickness]

Hmm.. I have never really thought about this. May be that they can grow long hair very fast!!!