things that you envy the opposite sex over

[jdcnow]

I think the multiple orgasm thing is the only one I would be envious of.

You don't have to be a woman to have those!

No. No, you don't.

 

[BFizzle]

1. Fake it (pretty impossible. unless you spit on the guys back...)
2. Become a cougar, instead of a dirty old man/pervert or whatever other lingo they throw out there
3. Become a real housewife.

I might be here for you after all.

 

[Taz]

Who says a guy can't sweet talk their way out of things, get men to fawn over them and get free stuff? I do it all the time


I'm not envious of girls at all, I love being a guy!

I'm the same. I would always get what I wanted in highschool with my silver tongue.

 

[subsonic]

I'm the same. I would always get what I wanted in highschool with my [STRIKE]silver[/STRIKE] brown tongue.

Fixed that for you, matey

 

[RDaniel]

Go to 2:42 to see her get pulled over. Go to 5:03 to see him get pulled over.

 

[ibill1]

If I had boobs, I would just play with them all day long; tweaking, pinching and cupping them.

I have a cock and balls to play with and they suit me just fine. I really don't envy anything that women have.

 

[Ram]

They get to do this and I can't :

 

[Ram]

Oh and this:

If I did this, they will haul me away, probably think I am washing my arse. But a girl, noooooo. She can do it until her taint is all wrinkly and blue and nobody will say a thing.

 

[doctorsun]

I'd say I'm most jealous of the fact that women can get fucked so easily...and enjoy it so much. It's theorized that the female orgasm is much, much stronger than the male orgasm. Men can be fucked, too, but it takes a lot more effort and the pleasure is not the same as the pleasure a woman experiences. I would never want to be a woman, but I would like to know what it feels like to just be ravaged by a man and have it be that intense.

Plus, as others have said, I envy the fact that most women can basically walk up to any guy they want and say "wanna fuck?" and have him in bed within the half hour.

 

[cynicus]

I think I agree.

"Few Jewish religious texts have provoked as much indignation and discomfort as the brief passage that is recited by traditional Jewish men at the beginning of the daily morning prayers: "Blessed are you, Lord, our God, ruler the universe who has not created me a woman." For many, it expresses a quintessential misogyny that lies at the core of our patriarchal religion.

The text in question appears as part of a sequence of blessings, found in the Talmud, that are meant to accompany activities that are performed in the course of waking up in the morning, such as hearing the first cock-crow, opening one's eyes, stepping on the ground, getting dressed, etc. In order to maintain uniformity, medieval Jewish authorities preferred that all the blessings be recited together in the synagogue, rather than left to the discretion of individuals."

 

[evanrick]

the only thing i really envy is that girls can be more touchy with their girlfriends than guys can with their guy friends in public. if you get touchy with your guy friends its usually in private

 

[bankside]

Oh and this:

If I did this, they will haul me away, probably think I am washing my arse. But a girl, noooooo. She can do it until her taint is all wrinkly and blue and nobody will say a thing.

There
is
not
enough
clorine
in
the world.....

 

[jdcnow]

^^ /dies laughing... /literally in tears...

 

[HunterM]

Here's what I DON'T envy...doily-size nipples.

 

[TheFireGod]

Replying to the OP, that only happens when you look like Megan Fox.

 

[Sexpun de Come]

I envy the sheer amount of partners available to heterosexual women.

The other day I heard a girl say "There's just no good guys in this town! I need to move! D:" Bitch, there's 5 guys IN THIS ROOM who are single and compatible with you.

 

[w4rr10r]

LMAO! Def Agree 100%

Women have a better selection of men to choose from than we do.















What? It's true! You're all uggos.











What?

-d-

 

[Musik2400]

Not a thing. Most of the things enviable would only be mere gender roles, which I find silly to envy since I could create my own if necessary.

Truth. This is pretty much what I was gonna say lol.

 

[altlover85]

you are guaranteed to have a partner and you have a huge choice to chose from. guys will make you feel loved, date you, and the whole nine simply because you have a vagina between your legs. you never have to ask anyone out on a date period

In what world is this true?

I think you are just assuming you'd be a hot girl. I honestly think that there are plenty of girls and women out there that know that the bolded part of your quote is not true.

Thet thing I envy about girls is that they can wear a wider range of clothes, but even with that bonus, I know that they experience a lot more pressure to be "hot" and on point, all the time. Most girls can't roll out of bed and still be hot, whereas there's less pressure on guys to look good at all times.

 

[blackbeltninja]

Maybe for you. Never happens for me.



Glad you can. Doesn't work that way for me.

Congratulations! After numerous attempts you have finally won that most coveted prize - the award for being the most repetitively depressing and woe-is-me human on the planet.



FFS, enough already.

-d-