Think of a Song About Masturbating

[hungprep]

Stoopid song, stoopid band name (names!), stoopid…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkGmgQMphyM&fmt=18"]Rub One Out Whoa! (2ge+her)[/ame]
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[hungprep]

Stoopid? No comment!


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU&fmt=18"]What, What? (In the Butt) Samwell[/ame]
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[hungprep]

Little known mathematical anomaly: 3 x stoopid is actually stoopid³…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laq_4Ze078g&fmt=18"]Stroke Happy J-Zone[/ame]


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExAWRqbIWNM&fmt=18"]Nocturnal Emission/Holy Water J-Zone[/ame]


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8i1iM8arWU&fmt=18"]Markofdickman J-Zone[/ame]
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[hungprep]

Stoopid fresh, y'all (from 2004)!


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fJpbsYTGlY&fmt=18"]I Wanna Fuck You Akon (feat Snoop Dogg)[/ame]


'Baby, you got a phatty/The type I'd like to marry/Wanting to just give you everything/And that's kinda scary/Cos I'm loving the way you shake your ass/Bouncin', got me tippin' my glass/Normally, don't get caught up too fast/But I got a thing for you…'
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[hungprep]

It's officially summer, and we've got a brand-new page…

Same old thread, though, with more stoopid content, but – Hey – two out of four ain't bad! I know of some baseball teams that would love to be .500…

Hey, Ho! Let's play two!


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzCQ6Q2MWNc&fmt=18"]Get Down DJ Magic[/ame]


'<Oops>/Get, get down, Baby, Baby…/<Work, work, work>/Baby, gets, get some, Baby/<Work, work, work>/Baby, get, get down, Baby, Baby/<Work, work, work>/Baby, gets, get some, Baby…'

Stoopid Dope!


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOdM0dTJKPw&fmt=18"]Go Hard DJ Khaled (feat Kanye West/T Pain)[/ame]


'I'm stupid, I know I'm dumb/It could get fuckin' old, but it's good, I'm young/But my heart get cold as the hood I'm from/Tell me what it take to be Numba One/I guess it's gon' be what it's gon' be/But here's one thing you got to hear/Imma tell you like George Bush told me/Fuck y'all, Niggas, I'm out of here…' ~ Kanye West
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[hungprep]

Holla! Dolla! (RIP)


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2jArp4VWHo&fmt=18"]Feelin' Myself Dolla[/ame]


'I got a flock of fly women/Now, I'm feelin' myself/I'm feelin' myself/I'm feelin' myself…/You ain't got to feel me, Homie/I'm feelin' myself/I'm feelin' myself/I'm feelin' myself…'
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UqOHEPkGms&fmt=18"]Candy Shop 50 Cent[/ame]


'I'll take you to the candy shop/I'll let you lick the lollipop/Go 'head, Girl, don't you stop/Keep going till you hit the spot/Whoa…'
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[hungprep]

I remember when I first saw – or probably even heard of – Eminem. It was on MTV's Spring Break in 1999. He did My Name Is, while a bunch of models showed off designer swimwear. The whole time, he wasn't wearing a belt, and his baggy jeans kept falling down around his ankles. I thought it was really funny at the time (I was ten), but a few years later, one of the best looking and most popular guys at boarding school liked to make fun of 'saggers' in the locker room, imitating Eminem and flashing his muscular butt at everyone. I laughed along with everyone else, but my more spontaneous reaction was bigger and harder. He knew what he was doing, though, and back in his dorm room showed me he was pure sex.

'Backasswards' video (flopped image), but that kind of fits…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yf15kikC_g&fmt=18"]Ass Like That Eminem[/ame]


'I ain't never seen an ass that that/The way you move it/You make my slinky go/Doing, doing, doing…'
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[hungprep]

Three more by the abrasive White Boy gay boys love to hate…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke1jjGQjcQQ&fmt=18"]Shake That Eminem[/ame]


'Get buzzed/Get drunk/Get crunked/Get fucked up/Hit the strip club/Don't forget “Ones”/Get your dick rubbed…'


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dcVOmEQzKA&fmt=18"]Just Lose It Eminem[/ame]


'Tubba, tubba, tubba, tubba, tubba, tubba, tubba/I don't have any lines to go right here, so, tubba…/Tellytubby fellas, what, fellas, what?/Grab your left nut, make your right one jealous, what?…'


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP4uvDFFSbk&fmt=18"]FACK Eminem[/ame]


'Shove a gerbil in your ass/Through a tube…/Ill, ill, ill, ill…'
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C79spWeuakU&fmt=18"]Wet Dream Max Romeo[/ame]


'Every night me go to sleep, me have wet dream…/Look how you're big and fat, like a big, big shot/Give up the crumpet to “Big Foot Joe,” give the fanny to me…'
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[hungprep]

I don't know about you, but I need more of dis…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJd3tUrqy48&fmt=18"]Max Romeo Extended Version[/ame]


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO2oILo2IuY&fmt=18"]Wet Dream Bad Manners[/ame]


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n-wxQ9hVGw&fmt=18"]Bad Manners Dub Mix[/ame]
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYtjPTwcLOQ&fmt=18"]Doing My Own Thing Delroy Wilson[/ame]
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[hungprep]

Guess Who's Back Again?

No, not Eminem, but…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HkorMNrD-s&fmt=18"]Doing My Own Thing G Unit[/ame]


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n96mDPMiTiU&fmt=18"]I Do My Own Thing Dread[/ame]


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arsWBOJBf6M&fmt=18"]Do My Thing Lil Wayne/Juelz Santana[/ame]
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[hungprep]

Whut's more stoopid than Juggalo Hip-hop?

Rhetorical question…

Here's another… Does Faygo come in Forties?

From the album, somewhat appropriately named Independents Day…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKqLH3iJdR8&fmt=18"]Wet Dreams Twiztid[/ame]


'It makes me feel so good/<I can't help but explode every time>/I go to sleep, and it appears/<Always with sex on its mind>/I can't control it, but I know/<That this shit can't be right>/I love to hit it, don't be fooled/<I go to sleep every night>…'
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[hungprep]

Meanwhile, back in Summer School…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijkAyo2A8fw&fmt=18"]Mr Johnson's Head Insane Clown Posse[/ame]


'“Okay, today we're gonna learn about A Great Freedom. If you'll turn your textbooks to Chapter Four, we'll get started. America is the Land of the Free. All racists live together in harmony, and we are all treated equal. We all live together in the same wealthy community… Uh, yes?”

“Man, Mr. Johnson already taught us this. Ain't he ever coming back?”

“Well, uh… Well, he's, uh, very ill right now, but, uh, uh…”'
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[hungprep]

Stoopid Violent!

Enjoy, Muthafuckas! Just remember, there are (at least) 99 ways to die.


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsmNAv9bqXg&fmt=18"]Jack of the Jackers Master P[/ame]
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[hungprep]

None dare call it estoopido – 'la música chévere'

El reggaetón…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVE9_g-fIU8&fmt=18"]Master Boys Micaela[/ame]


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALpWZNlBXrA&fmt=18"]Master Boys Micaela & DJ Miki Live[/ame]


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIxHa1I7_1w&fmt=18"]Master's Boys La Quemona ('Original')[/ame]
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[hungprep]

I'm not quite finished with 'Stoopid' yet…

And here I go, breaking my own vow not to post any more vids by this moron – and also not to post multiple vids cos somehow multiple links to YouTube slows the download time of JUB pages to a crawl…

Ha ha, Suckas!


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fIfLYYZ3oQ&fmt=18"]Ready for Love Mindless Self Indulgence[/ame]


'If y'all don't like it, just don't buy it/Like you need to be told/My whole sound sucks the stereo/Like you care about us/You want your money back?/Yo, listen up/No fucking refunds… <I'm thinking…>/I shot my load… <Um, ah>/Knowing I ain't got the rapping, and sometimes I forget to laugh, Motherfucker/All the way to the bank/I just bought my car a stereo/Use your money for crack/I'm still going broke/That's why I say, all this is nothing, go down to the record store/Buy all my records… <Ooh, whoo-hoo, I'm ready for love…>/I'm still not that cool/I'm just not that great/You suckers found out/A little too late/You thought that this shit/Would right fucking rock/But your friends were right/Cos I fucking suck…/You don't like it, so don't buy it/Like you need to be told/My whole sound sucks the stereo/Like you care about us/You want your money back?/Yo, listen up/No fucking refunds… <Ooh, whoo-hoo, I'm ready for love…>/I'm not that cool/I'm just not that great/You suckers found out/A little too late/You thought I'd be good/You thought it might rock/But your friends were right/I suck big cock…'


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI3kOCjZ2TM&fmt=18"]Dicks Are for My Friends MSI[/ame]


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ndJwFKq4iQ&fmt=18"]Faggot MSI[/ame]


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O47QvmlQZDo&fmt=18"]Shut Me Up Mindless Self Indulgence[/ame]
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[wonderwort]

all I want to do is make love to you. Heart.

 

[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTfOH7PO9qY&fmt=18"]Ready for Love Bad Company[/ame]
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