Think of a Song About Masturbating

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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqML7WbOun8&fmt=18"]Blood and Roses The Smithereens[/ame]


'It was long ago/Seems like yesterday/Saw you standing in the rain/Then, I heard you say…/I want to love, but it comes out wrong/I want to live, but I don't belong/I close my eyes, and I see/Blood and roses…'
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUm5-1x1LfA&fmt=18"]Why Bother? Weezer[/ame]


'I know I should get next to you/You've got a look that made me think you're cool/But it's just sexual attraction/Not something real, so I'd rather keep a-whackin'/Why bother?/It's gonna hurt me/It's gonna kill when you desert me/This happened to me twice before/It won't happen to me anymore…/I've known a lot of girls before/What's the harm in knowing one more?/Maybe we could even get together?/Maybe you could break my heart next summer?/Why bother?/It's gonna hurt me/It's gonna kill when you desert me/This happened to me twice before/Won't happen to me anymore…

'It's a crying shame I'm all alone/Not with you nor her nor anyone/Won't you knock me on my head?/Crack it open, let me out of here/Why bother?/It's gonna hurt me/It's gonna kill when you desert me/This happened to me twice before/Won't happen to me anymore/Why bother?/It's gonna hurt me…'
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3yCfrFpdZw&fmt=18"]In the Car Barenaked Ladies[/ame]


'We were looking for ourselves and found each other/In the car/It was rare we'd do much more than/Simply mess around in the car/It was mostly mutual masturbation/Though we spoke, penetration would have to wait/For someone else to try it out…'
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[hungprep]

One more…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs3xXlXSOKk&fmt=18"]It's All Been Done Barenaked Ladies[/ame]


To watch the vid on YouTube, just click the song title/artist link in the top of the video window frame.
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDswiT87oo8&ob=av2e&fmt=18"]Girls and Boys Blur[/ame]


'Street's like a jungle/So, call the police/Following the herd/Down to Greece/On holiday…/Love in the nineties/Is paranoid/On sunny beaches/Take your chances, looking for/Girls who are boys/Who like boys to be girls/Who do boys like they're girls/Who do girls like they're boys/Always should be someone you really love…'
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpKCqp9CALQ&fmt=18"]Hey Boy Hey Girl The Chemical Brothers[/ame]
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoJlajGa-kk&fmt=18"]Boys Better The Dandy Warhols[/ame]


'Boys said/She had/Like, God's hands/A-men…'
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4syxkyu_rg&fmt=18"]Get Off The Dandy Warhols[/ame]


'Yeah, like it or not/Like a ball and a chain/All I wanna do is get off/I feel it for a minute, Babe/Hot diggity dog/I love God all the same/But all I wanna do is get off/I feel it, I feel it, I feel it, Babe…'
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8qUERnx_7Y&fmt=18"]Good Morning The Dandy Warhols[/ame]


'In my good, good morning/I'm up before the sun can bring/Early morning, and everyone/Like a shiny thing/All my angels appear/Before my window, saying/“Good morning”/In my good morning…/In my good, good morning/I feel before my thoughts all spring/Am I conscious?/Or is this my unconscious, being/No more like a dream than a/God before my conscious, saying/“Good morning”/In my good morning?…/In my good, good morning/I'm up before the sun can bring/Early morning, and/Everyone like a shiny thing/No more like a dream than a God before/My conscious, saying/“Good morning”/In my good morning…'
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[hungprep]

And, oh, yeah, this…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naIT6XfsjAw&fmt=18"]I Get Off Halestorm[/ame]


'You don't know that I know/You watch me every night/And I just can't resist the urge/To stand here in the light/Your greedy eyes upon me/And then I come undone/And I could close the curtains/But this is too much fun…/I get off on you/Getting off on me/I give you what you want/But nothing is for free/It's all give and take/Kinda like we make/When your line is crossed/I get off/I get off…'
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[hungprep]

A favorite band, thanks to Richard Hell…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwK49yqgeOk&fmt=18"]Stray Cat Generation Dim Stars[/ame]
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=logyQnVj7l8&fmt=18"]Try This Dim Stars[/ame]
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[hungprep]

A few years before my time, but…


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlZPO7GB9WE&fmt=18"]Runaway Boys The Stray Cats[/ame]


'Runnin' faster, faster all the time/You're under age, and, God knows, that's a crime/Runaway boys…'
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfpyoGFJNNE&fmt=18"]She Don't Use Jelly The Flaming Lips[/ame]


'I know a girl who thinks of ghosts/She'll make you breakfast/She'll make you toast/She don't use butter/She don't use cheese/She don't use jelly/Or any of these/She uses Va-a-ass-eline…'
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4&fmt=18"]Stacy's Mom Fountains of Wayne[/ame]


'Stacy's mom/Has got it goin' on/She's all I want/And I've waited for so long/Stacy, can't you see/You're just not the girl for me/I know it might be wrong/But I'm in love with Stacy's mom/Stacy's mom has got it goin' on/Stacy's mom has got it goin' on…'
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[hungprep]

'Marv Albert, Ladies and Gentlemen… Marv Albert, everyone! <Scumbag…>'


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bSGxuFku7c&fmt=18"]Go with the Flow Queens of the Stone Age[/ame]


'She said, “I'll throw myself away/They're just photos after all/And I can't make you hang around/And I can't wash you off my skin/Outside the frame/Is what we're leaving out/You won't remember anyway”/I can go/With the flow/Don't say it doesn't matter/Matter, anymore/I can go/With the flow <I can go>/Do you believe it in your head?/It's so safe to play along/Little soldiers in a row/Falling in and out of love/Ooh ah, ooh uh/Something sweet to throw away/And I want something good to die for/To make it beautiful to live/I want a new mistake/“Lose” is more than “hesitate”/Do you believe it in your head?/I can go/With the flow/Don't say it doesn't matter/Matter, anymore/I can go/With the flow <I can go>/Do you believe it in your head?/Do you believe it in your head?/Do you believe it in your head?/Uh oh, uh oh <Uh oh, uh oh>/Uh oh, uh oh <Uh oh, uh oh>/Uh oh, uh oh…'
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNkBlm44lTQ&fmt=18"]Into the Woods My Morning Jacket[/ame]


'A good shower head and my right hand/The two best lovers that I ever had/Now, if you find you agree with what I just said/You'd better find a new love, and let 'im into your head.'
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[rimrod]

This has probably been posted somewhere in this thread.

Cyndi Lauper - She Bop

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFq4E9XTueY&ob=av2e[/ame]

 

[hungprep]

^ Yeah, probably… So, what?

Ha-ha! Sucka!

Seriously…

Thanks!


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-snjvxan72g&fmt=22"]No Time for Dreaming Charles Bradley[/ame]


‘No time for dreaming <Dreaming, dreaming>/Gotta get on up and do my thing…’
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[hungprep]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKmcS7wk_0k&fmt=22"]Why Is It So Hard? Charles Bradley[/ame]


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBdTVmSVq14&fmt=22"]Why Is It So Hard? (Live on KEXP)[/ame]
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