This girl came on me today That dumb BITCH!

[Circe Infuria]

We were writing an exam and all of a sudden she turns around and cums right on my shirt that i brought from wal-mart

I literally was in shock and just stood there and screamed my way out of that room to the nearest washroom to get that stank dirty shirt off me and wear a diffrent shirt.

Her cum smelt funny and it look like egg yoke!


It was so embarrassing too, everyone laughed at me...it was hard to go back in.

She is not getting away with it. I'll be seeing her again next semester.

That was just disgusting....

Very entertaining....for a bullshit story.

 

[ilovegaysex]

Girls can cum???

 

[fiorio]

at least the shirt was from walmart, not CK

 

[JASON0980]

Girls can cum???

its a good thing you're gay.

 

[USEDCAR]

L!O!L funny thread it was made up i wanted to see people reactions

 

[Circe Infuria]

L!O!L funny thread it was made up i wanted to see people reactions

Yes, the bullshit-stirring-panties-all-up-in-a-bunch threads are usually a hit and make for some very entertaining posting/reading.

Thanks for the laugh!

 

[FirePhoenix]

Now this is a good thread... still laughing!

 

[Ben_G]

 

[Kurn]

In some circles, especially in earlier years, gay guys called their buddies "girls,"etc., and would use feminine pronouns for them.

 

[justsimon]

Girls can cum???

its a good thing you're gay.

.

 

[LatinoSTAR]

Okay then.....ummm, lets see, hmmm?

You say your shirt is from wal-mart?

She did you a favor, id be upset if some girl came on my A/X Shirt....bitches willl be cut!! but not a walmart shirt.....id thank her for that.

 

[Dduder]

We were writing an exam and all of a sudden she turns around and cums right on my shirt that i brought from wal-mart

I literally was in shock and just stood there and screamed my way out of that room to the nearest washroom to get that stank dirty shirt off me and wear a diffrent shirt.

Her cum smelt funny and it look like egg yoke!


It was so embarrassing too, everyone laughed at me...it was hard to go back in.

She is not getting away with it. I'll be seeing her again next semester.

That was just disgusting....

I find this story to be utterly improbable.

 

[Kurn]

Call X-Files???

 

[fuzzy64]

the person that started the thread said it was made up to see reactions... in other words he was trying to get attention.....

 

[Atomw7]

the person that started the thread said it was made up to see reactions... in other words he was trying to get attention.....

 

[willsboy84]

Do you even know what's it like when a girl cums---spraying a shirt not really a option----maybe she puked.

we must not be watching the same videos then. just the other day i watched a chick almost put some dudes eye out after he got her worked up...

 

[rareboy]

L!O!L funny thread it was made up i wanted to see people reactions

So, tossing out a nasty little misogynist bon mot just to see what people's reactions would be strikes you as funny?

Well I guess we know everything we need to about your level of intellectual maturity, don't we?

 

[Lube]

Infantile? Yes.

Misogynist? How?

 

[TygreBryte]

I'm still voting "surrealist."

 

[Patience]

So, tossing out a nasty little misogynist bon mot just to see what people's reactions would be strikes you as funny?

As a girl i find it a little offensive