This guy's accent is mesmerizingly cute

[belamyi]

Maybe because he's a sound and healthy young man sounding like a drunk old fart in the aftermath of a stroke

Plus the video is quite a good report, and a treasure for some clueless, mainly American, failing to understand their own country... and how they got to the century starting in less than a decade.

 

[Kahaih]

No, it's not.


And his voice sounds like chipped nails on a chalkboard.

 

[Kahaih]

Rusty hinges on an old metal farm gate.

Dry gravel on a tin coal shovel.

The high pitched squealings of a stoned Lhasa apso with dentures.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

"And how they got to the century starting in less than a decade"

What the heavenly fuck does his mean? I know how to follow context and can usually work my way around one or two misused or erroneous words but I cannot for the life of me figure out whats being expressed

Also his voice is about as sexy as a colonoscopy

 

[Latimer]

Not particulary sexy to me. Sounds Southern and sincere. Cute guy. OK for a fling, but I think the accent would grate long term. There are other Southern accents that I prefer more.

 

[Latimer]

Are there regional Spanish accents you particularly like or dislike?

 

[unloadonme]

I disagree. His accent is standard American. He may have a throaty tone to his voice, but that's neither an accent nor cute in my opinion.

 

[belamyi]

No, it's not.


And his voice sounds like chipped nails on a chalkboard.

That's what I said

 

[belamyi]

"And how they got to the century starting in less than a decade"

What the heavenly fuck does his mean?

Picture America 2031: how did we get here? Start by listening clips like that one.

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Also his voice is about as sexy as a colonoscopy

Again, exactly, that's what I said, I said "cute", not pleasing, "mesmerizing", not "attractive"

 

[belamyi]

Rusty hinges on an old metal farm gate.

Dry gravel on a tin coal shovel.

The high pitched squealings of a stoned Lhasa apso with dentures.

YES!! Isn't that a riot?


I just knew how much you all would appreciate

 

[LeicsDom]

He sounds like the camera guy on Broke Straight Boys videos

 

[HoodedRat]

He sounds like he's got throat cancer.

Although, to be fair, his voice is a lot nicer than mine.

 

[Vannie]

Sounds like he might need some Mucinex.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I raise you one Andre.

 

[belamyi]

I disagree. His accent is standard American. He may have a throaty tone to his voice, but that's neither an accent nor cute in my opinion.

Not the sort of standard you would easily broadcasted... but not "exotic" enough either: thence a good part of the appeal

 

[belamyi]

He sounds like the camera guy on Broke Straight Boys videos

He sounds like he's got throat cancer.

Although, to be fair, his voice is a lot nicer than mine.

Sounds like he might need some Mucinex.

Exactly! and then you all doubt how kinky that makes him sound

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I raise you one Andre.

I absolutely love you

 

[belamyi]

^ You mean André or one-of-your-men Hark!?

 

[belamyi]

I raise you one Andre.

He sounds more artiuclate that the "drunk old fart in the aftermath of a stroke" in the OP.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^ You mean André or one-of-your-men Hark!?

Are you accusing me of cheating on my man? Cuz if you aint got pic/video proof you aint got shit. If you do have evidence, youre missing the context of my behavior. If the context makes it clear that Im deliberately cheating on him then youre a terrorist.