Thread of Nonsensical Ramblings

[Lefty]

Cotty,

What the hell kind of game are you running now?

Clean up this mess

and do some posts

 

[mikey3000]

My cat has learned to knock on the door when he wants in or out. I've caught him trying the door knob him self a few times but he hasn't quite figured it out yet. I've also caught him eyeing my car keys.

 

[RonR18]

 

[Lefty]

 

[bort138]

 

[RonR18]

..........

 

[Lefty]

^

To bad the man can't run for President. Maybe he could at least act like one.......

oops, I didn't say any such thing.

 

[Nishin]

So I spent the night at this guy I so desperately want as my husband
later in the day I wanted to send him an "eternal rose" and went to my usual online flower shop... and WTF they didn't have anymore red or white eternal roses????
Called customer service and they just say they're out of stock and don't know when they'll get some more???
The only choice left is yellow or orange... who the hell wants to send yellow roses to anyone except when you find out you're being cheated on??? (yellow roses = adultery)... I was left with no choice but to purchase the orange one... orange roses = lust and enthusiasm/need for love... ok that's not too far from what I wanted to express... but, just... orange is so 70's...
I really wanted a white rose... how the fuck can they not keep red and white roses in stock??????

 

[Lefty]

hello

kind of in the

syndrome EH?

Stick around a bit

this in and out and in is making me even dizzier than normal...

 

[Lefty]

What happened with the huge west spot between yourself and Sethbert?

Did you pass that exam...BTW, how do you study for a prostate exam anyway?

J/K.

now, I think if you need pull this stop to study again, you should re-invent your 'screen name'

to cotton boll.

Stick around cotton, I miss you when you don't.

 

[RonR18]

What happened with the huge west spot between yourself and Sethbert?

I self-deleted on the account Cotton Ball. I couldn't access my current account due to a glitch in the system.

Did you pass that exam...BTW, how do you study for a prostate exam anyway?

I'm not sure; I am awaiting the results. This time was better than the last time, because I felt I like I knew some of the answers.

now, I think if you need pull this stop to study again, you should re-invent your 'screen name'

to cotton boll.

Cotton Boll sounds like a cool name, I'll be sure to use that name next time. But I don't think there will be a next time. This will be the very last time I leave JUB.

Stick around cotton, I miss you when you don't.

I missed you too.

RE: "This will be the very last time I leave JUB."

I'll drink to that...

 

[Lefty]

Don't be to flattered there cotton boll, RonRer's has a reputation for drinking from anybodys hose.

And often to excess...

 

[RonR18]

Don't be to flattered there cotton boll, RonRer's has a reputation for drinking from anybodys hose.

RE: "RonRer's has a reputation for drinking from anybodys hose."

I'm gonna getcha Lefty...payback's a bitch.

Re:"I'll drink to that..."

Thanks mate . That kitten is so cute!

Welcum mate, just keep your promise not to leave again, or I'll have my bitch Lefty squirt milk all over you from both of his extremely large man boobs...and then your cat will lick you to death.

 

[Lefty]

That is

UDDERLY

reDICKulous

why settle for

a single service

when you can access the

Main

Supply?

 

[Lefty]

Welcum mate, just keep your promise not to leave again, or I'll have my bitch Lefty squirt milk all over you from both of his extremely large man boobs...and then your cat will lick you to death

I will never leave again; I've found that JUB really isn't the reason why I'm not getting the grades I want.

Just Be Aware, IF You Do...

Then my bestest asshole advisor
Mister

RonRers

will cum with and then leave you with

who will have oral sex on you for all eternity
or the 2016 elections, whichever come first.

 

[pat grimshaw]

I just subscribed to another poster's blog; after reading one entry, I was hooked. This poster's a really good writer.

who? Do tell.

 

[refujiunderground]

i can't believe what i'm reading. did the st louis cardinals after being down zip to 6 actually beat the fucking nationals last night when they were about to be e fucking liminated? i saw how the cardinals were making a come back at the 5th inning BUT wtf @ that????? WTF??????? the nationals were upthere and it looked like it was over. i didn't see the rest of the game.

i don't give a fuck about sports but it's crazy to hear how a team has a win in the bag and completely fucks it up. HOW DO YOU FUCK SOMETHING UP LIKE THAT? that is sad.

 

[Lefty]

No Fuji, they did not beat Washington, the Nationals last night.

What they did was to abso totally fucking lutely...

Kick some collective ASS.

 

[refujiunderground]

No Fuji, they did not beat Washington, the Nationals last night.

What they did was to abso totally fucking lutely...

Kick some collective ASS.

that was .

well, if the yankees could put their foot up detroit's ass and go back to the world series and kill whoever they're going against, we good. don't really care about baseball but aye.....

 

[ravenstar]