^Darlin', since you're new here, I should probably explain Telstra to you.
You see, nobody ever explained to him that you're supposed to sniff poppers, not drink them.
Telly is a sweetheart, but he's a few clowns short of a circus. We keep him around because he has a nine-inch tongue and he's missing three pairs of ribs.
It's a sentiment I've heard many times before. I just like debating this issue a lot lol.
Plus I bet he's got an awesome accent, that's a +1 in my book.


