Tops are men, bottoms are women

[nitish]

And yet certain twats are on full view to all.

Are you calling me fancy names?

 

[tx_doc]

I feel someone is working hard to get that 1000 posts.

 

[LatinoSTAR]

Someones Been Smoking Some Rocks

 

[Jeimuzu]

Can we really guarantee that you're a virgin? I mean did you ever slip down and fall on a broom? did you accidentally ever get your penis stuck in a butt? Any sex toys negate virginity.

The inhabitants of the island nation titicora believe that even looking at a naked woman devirginizes men, so mothers blindfold their sons before breast feeding them.

So your proof for your theory that there's no such thing as a happy virgin is that you can cast some doubt on the evidence that it's wrong?

I've got a sinking feeling, by the way, that this psychology paper is gonna fail.

And who the hell researches a paper on a forum?

 

[gabriel1]

Someones Been Smoking Some Rocks

Bad BAD ROCKS

 

[nitish]

I feel someone is working hard to get that 1000 posts.

no thanks to you.

 

[nitish]

So your proof for your theory that there's no such thing as a happy virgin is that you can cast some doubt on the evidence that it's wrong?

I've got a sinking feeling, by the way, that this psychology paper is gonna fail.

And who the hell researches a paper on a forum?

I am bouncing ideas off the forum.

I mean I hadn't considered asexual, but thanks to kevbo, i have another paragraph to add.

 

[tx_doc]

What do you do with someone who is a true hermaphrodite and they are in the middle of a 3 some - literally in the middle? How do you figure that one out?

 

[nitish]

Asexuals lack the basic human desire to be intimate with a person. This can only mean they're not human. Not human in the way that me, and the reader feels. They don't share our basic feelings. A square has four sides, that's it's basic feature. Humans have intimacy with partners, that's our basic feature. If a square is missing a side, it's no longer a square. If a human is missing his or her emotions, It's safe to say they're nothing like us.

That's what i have on asexuals so far. I will have to do some research to back that up though, because our prof. is not too keen on making stuff up. she failed my last paper titled "Bonobos have more soul than the average republican." According to her, it was nothing more the childish tirade, unfit to be called a paper, much less a college paper.

 

[nitish]

What do you do with someone who is a true hermaphrodite and they are in the middle of a 3 some - literally in the middle? How do you figure that one out?

Nothing. According to my impromptu research, all hermaphrodites are bisexual. And thus logically, all bisexuals are hermaphrodites.

 

[teadrinker]

Because of the erotic sensitivity of the anus, the only thing that prevents many "straight" men from exploring anal eroticism is the fear that in doing so that are somehow becoming "gay". A mature person who can handle his desires sensibly will enjoy such pleasures as do not adversely affect others.

-T.

 

[tx_doc]

Nothing. According to my impromptu research, all hermaphrodites are bisexual. And thus logically, all bisexuals are hermaphrodites.

But what if they are in an all male 3 some? When they are thrusting into someone, does that make them an instant man. And when they are being thrust into, does that make them an instant woman?

 

[gsdx]

Nothing. According to my impromptu research, all hermaphrodites are bisexual. And thus logically, all bisexuals are hermaphrodites.

I wish you'd quit saying that. You don't have a clue what you're talking about. I happen to know a hermaphrodite (and have known her for a good number of years). She prefers to dress as a female, but she most certainly isn't bisexual!!

 

[nitish]

But what if they are in an all male 3 some? When they are thrusting into someone, does that make them an instant man. And when they are being thrust into, does that make them an instant woman?

That's a conundrum.

 

[gsdx]

That's a conundrum.

I'm not sure you know what 'conundrum' is, either. At any rate, it isn't a conundrum. It's a challenge to test your theory.

 

[Pushover]

Ya know, I never really liked you, Nitish, but you sure come up with some interesting topics for discussion.


What does this theory of yours mean for women with strapons?

 

[nitish]

Ya know, I never really liked you, Nitish, but you sure come up with some interesting topics for discussion.


What does this theory of yours mean for women with strapons?

It means they've been Men in their previous life and are yearning to relive their conquests of an era long gone.

 

[nitish]

I'm not sure you know what 'conundrum' is, either. At any rate, it isn't a conundrum. It's a challenge to test your theory.

It's a conundrum that you don't think I know what conundrum means.

 

[gsdx]

It's a conundrum that you don't think I know what conundrum means.

Okay, then, where's the pun?

 

[nitish]

Okay, then, where's the pun?

I don't make puns. Puns are the lowest form of wheat! there's your pun.


Seriously thought, puns are terrible.