Tops who suck dick are such a turn off

[Isurudeboy]

good god we must be collectively bored to have given an obvious troll 3 pages of jolly.

must be a slow news day.

Make that 4, niece

 

[GL]

Make that 4, niece

indeed.

you must be proud, troll.

oops.

we're not supposed to feed the trolls.

bad gl.

bad.

 

[DJ1990]

This thread is a desperate cry for attention on the part of the original poster, and all of us who are replying (myself included) are merely feeding that desperate need. It reminds me of that "party guest who won't leave" or that one strange guy at a bar who nobody knows but acts like he knows everyone, and pesters everyone even though they try to ignore him. The GIFs are little bits of theater he does to attract more attention. What usually happens is the guy finally realizes he's worn out his welcome and leaves, headed for some other place where he will start it all over again. Then everyone talks about him after he's gone. And a latecomer to the bar arrives and everyone says, "Oh wow you missed it... there was the weirdest guy here. Hey, you tell him about it, he talked to you the most." That sort of thing. I've seen guys like this at parties, they somehow get into the party without people noticing at first, yet nobody invited them.

Ok you're just.....no....just no.

 

[fetaby]

lol

while i applaud your sourcing of that pretty fantastic animated gif, i still hold my statement.

if you're turned off by having a partner who wants to reciprocate affection, you're essentially wanting to be abused in some way. maybe not smacked-the-shit-out-of, but likely made to feel like an object.

and like i said, if that's what you're into - then fine. but i don't think that's the norm of gay partnership. but what the fuck do i know. i only know what i like. and i like a healthy interplay of sexual sharing. to me, that includes oral reciprocation.

to you, it may not. and while i maintain this is probably an elaborate troll, it may not be. and if you truly believe what you're spouting - i hope you find what you're looking for.

troll IRL?

 

[Isurudeboy]

your future fuck needs to tell you to fuck off and throw you out of the bed and out the door.


eM.:

Only if he looks like this

With that mug he could beat me if he wanted

 

[boxerdudeuk]

http://blastr.com/assets_c/2010/03/battlefield_earth_travolta-thumb-550x309-36200.jpg

 

[Isurudeboy]

http://blastr.com/assets_c/2010/03/battlefield_earth_travolta-thumb-550x309-36200.jpg

ewww!
more like...

 

[hotatlboi]

LMAO at some of these definitions.

I never knew being a "total top" had to do with anything other than always being the penetrating partner during anal. Now there are rules for oral, even though the two are completely unrelated?

Next we'll be told that a "total top" takes out the trash but never does the dishes.

seriously, it's just absurd

 

[strangepoetry]

You guys need to chill with the dismissing people as "troll" bullshit. It's so fucking dumb.

Anyone who says something you don't like or disagree with is called "troll." That's fucktarded.

An open forum discussion with opinions you find controversial can be an opportunity for the inexperienced, uninformed, or intolerant on both sides to reach epiphanies, enlightenment, or simply education in general. It's an exchange of ideas.

I still haven't made up my mind if I agree with the OP or not, cuz I don't fall into an easily discernible category--I'm definitely not a "bottom", but I'm not into "topping" either, I'm not versatile.

And although (IMO) he does overuse gifs and/or use them inappropriately at times (sorry, dude, it's true), I don't find his expression of his perspective detrimental or insulting to my own existence. In fact, though I may strongly disagree with many of his points, I, at least, am NOT BORED by this thread.

Standing around yelling "troll" is the more "troll"-ish behavior imo.

 

[Corny]

^ thank you. the most sensible words in this thread yet.



if someone is a real troll you are only enticing him with this stupid behavior. he probably jacks of to your "funny" gifs or so

if someone is a newbie with a valid, yet controversial opinion he only might get frightened.
is it really so difficult to voice his opinion without clowning around? it seems HT is becoming a big contest of who can make the most stupid comment with an appropriate gif file.
it was all shits and giggles when it started, but if you haven't noticed .. meanwhile, in between your gifs, you have to search to discover that there are some people who actually agree with the OP or say why they don't agree, they share their opinion and/or their experiences and preferences.

this is what a thread should be like.

 

[rareboy]

No.

In fairness, the call-out on trolling has nothing to do with this thread and the interesting but ultimately creatively sterile premise it presents.

I think a number of posters have been reading all the posts by this avatar and from him dissing gay parents to using the term 'Mandingo', have found him wanting.

While he has had one of his first threads locked down and has had someone clean up the shit he flung in the 'what do kids call their gay parents' thread, I think that there are already too many here who see exactly how Isurudeboy intends to contribute to these boards and threads.

Oh. And by the way. Us versatiles have way more fun with sex because we like to share our pleasures more completely with our partners. I respect, however, that some people are just more focused in their role-playing and sexual kinks.

But the OP also crossed the line at the very outset by denigrating people because of their sexual practises and preferences.

This is neither appropriate or helpful in a real discussion.

So. I appreciate the lecture, but it doesn't sway my own opinion of Dduder lite one iota.

 

[GL]

^ thank you. the most sensible words in this thread yet.



if someone is a real troll you are only enticing him with this stupid behavior. he probably jacks of to your "funny" gifs or so

if someone is a newbie with a valid, yet controversial opinion he only might get frightened.
is it really so difficult to voice his opinion with out clowning around? it seems HT is becoming a big contest of who can make the most stupid comment with an appropriate gif file.
it was all shits and giggles when it started, but if you haven't noticed .. meanwhile, in between your gifs, you have to search to discover that there are some people who actually agree with the OP or say why they don't agree, they share their opinion and/or their experiences and preferences.

this is what a thread should be like.

i so enjoy when the mods come down from the tower to pass judgment on us peon posters.

here's the deal, i've been around long enough to tell when a newbie is genuinely trying to find answers and on the flip side when someone is out to stir the pot.

the brusque way the op has behaved in this thread, especially at the onset tells me he's just here to do the latter.

i'm only stating my opinion of course..

 

[Corny]

first, i didn't perform any mod action in this thread, i know it eggs many of you that some mods dare to voice their personal opinion, but you will have to live with it.

second it seems you chose to only read half of my post, because no matter what intention the op of this thread had, the other members that participated in the topic of this thread were most sincere and offered their experiences, preferences and views.
with your gif plastering you don't do anything against the OP except maybe amuse him. if you are so wise to immediately recognize his evil schemes, why the heck do you help him to succeed?
before everybody controversial had to be a troll that those who seem to know suddenly had to fight, people would more often than not turn controversial or troll topics into worthwhile discussion. that's what i miss most about the so often quoted "good old times". it could be the most stupid or ignorant topic, but you could still learn something from it.
these days it seems that most of the regulars are in the torches and pitchfork business feeling like the justice league of JUB, while most of the participations of the newbies are much more readable and enjoyable to read, and make me want to come back here.

think of this when the next discussion about "how the tone and atmosphere has changed" comes up. a big part of this is in the hand of the regulars - and so far: you are not helping.

 

[D-Base]

Yuck are you guys serious?!
I can't even watch a porno if I find out that the top has bottomed before!
A versatile fagg is just a bottom who hasn't found their top yet.

LOL. Issues

 

[Ram]

The topic is not controversial at all. I don't think he is a troll. Clearly, a little douchebaggy and for a guy who hates to get his dick sucked, he is clearly gagging us with his prick behavior.

You know if you lined all the gifs of the random spastic actions of black people in this thread together, it would be a better movie compared to the shit Tyler Perry makes.

I'm glad OP is consistently posting gifs in all of his posts. The lesser we read, the better.

It's possible to get men to fuck you and not suck your dick. You just need that thing. I can't remember the name of that bloody thing. What is it called again? Oh yes -- a vagina.

If OP prefers imaginary tops, then that's the OP choice. Maybe it's a phenomenon exclusive to the OP. Hey, if you have seen OP intimately you will be happy to call yourself a desperate top that don't suck.

Ok that went too far. It's not nice to insult something we all don't want to see.

Ok that was borderline trollish. OP so far has engaged in a fair, logical, pictorial-heavy discussion, and all I have done is insult Tyler Perry and OP's cock.

I'm sorry, Tyler Perry. That was rude of me.

 

[tider39]

The gorgeous Alex Wilcox was a wonderful top. On occasion, he would suck a little but for the most part he simply allowed his partners to enjoy his beautiful cock either through a blow job or fuck....damn, he could make his partners so happy. It did not detract from his masculinity when he would suck for a few minutes....Alex Wilcox was ALL MAN and I loved his movies. I wish he would return to the porn business.....

 

[vulgar_newcomer]

Well I agree that a couple should be equal outside the bedroom
cause I be damned if Im belittled in public

But in the bedroom SOMEBODY should be the bitch.
Now Im not sayin that there aren't variations,
but still it should be clear that one person is the man.

You're fucking so butch dude!

 

[boxerdudeuk]

1) butch guys don't obsessively post emoticons on message bords

2) i'm starting to think the original poster has a micropenis. that's likely why he doesn't want anyone near it and he's concocted this elaborate lie he tells himself to justify his own crippling lack of self confidence.

 

[DJ1990]

No.

In fairness, the call-out on trolling has nothing to do with this thread and the interesting but ultimately creatively sterile premise it presents.

I think a number of posters have been reading all the posts by this avatar and from him dissing gay parents to using the term 'Mandingo', have found him wanting.

While he has had one of his first threads locked down and has had someone clean up the shit he flung in the 'what do kids call their gay parents' thread, I think that there are already too many here who see exactly how Isurudeboy intends to contribute to these boards and threads.

Oh. And by the way. Us versatiles have way more fun with sex because we like to share our pleasures more completely with our partners. I respect, however, that some people are just more focused in their role-playing and sexual kinks.

But the OP also crossed the line at the very outset by denigrating people because of their sexual practises and preferences.

This is neither appropriate or helpful in a real discussion.

So. I appreciate the lecture, but it doesn't sway my own opinion of Dduder lite one iota.

You can't say that you have more fun because for him the fun is being the bottom bitch.
His pleasures are bending over and taking it in, and sucking on a big dick. That's complete pleasure too mkay.

 

[asu1117]

I thought he was a troll not because of the subject matter of this thread but because of the offensive ways he refers to others on this site.

Yes he stopped using fagg after being scolded by a mod, but last time I checked I don't have a vagina and neither do other gay men. So I don't enjoy to being referred to as "gorl", "niece", "sis" or these other terms he must think are cute.

Not to mention he derides everyone that doesn't agree with his stance on the subject.