Twink Athletes

[Sniffademskidz]

When CREFISA offers to sponsor a lad in his sporting career I can only imagine what they ask in return!

 

[FrodoTX]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I was always under the impression that PFD stood for "portable docunent format" but clearly it can also mean:

"PANTSED, DACKED AND FUCKED!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

My boys did so well at training today that I promised them all burgers but when we got to McDonalds they'd run out of mayonnaise!

They had to make do with my own brand of mayonnaise and fortunately my pendulous bollocks are the gift that never stops giving!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Who's got the courage to stick their nose in that smelly cleft in front of twenty thousand spectators and in the face of certain arrest!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you're waiting for the half time oranges and your teammate offers you an alternative!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

No prizes for guessing where they found the inspiration for that strip!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Lavender's blue dilly dilly
Lavender's green
When I am king dilly dilly
You'll be my queen!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey Grealish have you any idea what effect you have on your gay following!?

The cum is simply running down my legs as i think about your smelly arsehole!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I remember meeting this guy SAMMIE SMODICZS some years ago when he played for my local team!

I used to go.pitchside before the match so i could get a whiff of his arse while they were training!

While he was signing my programme after the match i wish I'd had the courage to ask for his match worn briefs!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Get on the physio table you cheeky little cunts and I'll do you together!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

British soccer player MASON HOLGATE!

Well you've heard of WATER GATE and IRAN GATE!

This is HOLE GATE!

Enjoy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is one little twink who needs a bit more "ball action" in the changing room before he's let loose on the pitch!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"You can wear a helmet if you like darling but once I get you on your back there's no fucking way I'll be wearing one!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Diesel!? You must be fucking joking mate!

Not when I've got all this lead in my pencil!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Happy to help you out if you can't get your gloves off mate!

I'll just do what it says on my T shirt!"

 

[mythmanbeast]

Nice pic FunOlder Guy......damn

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Well get in the shower then!

I'll make sure nobody steals your socks and panties!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What is it about footballers who wear their socks over their knees that just sends us wild!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I promised Matty that we would work on his glutes today and he's assumed the position already!

Bless him!

How the fuck am I going to rub my nose up against his shitter without his suspecting anything!?

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