Underwear shopping and questions

[silversmith1213]

So some of you may remember (or not), that I really wanted the undies in this pic:

Well, I found them on Amazon and I really really want them! The company that sells them is Andrew Christian, and besides having sexy underwear and a whole bunch of sexy t-shirts that I LOVE, their models are oh so gorgeous. Some of you may not like the clothes, but who can deny the satisfaction from those cute guys!

But first, a few questions.

Has anyone worn their clothing before? If so, what did you think?

I don't really spend lots of money on clothes, but do you think that their prices are fair (regardless of if you like the style?) Am I just cheap for asking this?

And last, the problem. When a box addressed to me ends up on my doorstep, I get asked "What's in it?". I know that you guys may say I shouldn't care, but I don't really want to deal with telling my family I just ordered some freaking sexy underwear. So, what should I do?

So far I've thought of two options to solve this.

1. My mom usually works from home, but Tuesdays and Thursdays she works out of house. So, if I can somehow get shipping only on one of those days...
2. I get the box as normal, family sees it and asks, I lie and when I go to my room and "open" the box I get something else! Don't know what to say is in the box though...

Suggestions? Opinions? Other associated responses?

 

[Shepherd 2]

For $20 for six months rent a box at the post office. You will not have to worry. You are right it looks nice and the models are hot.
If you look at Fireboy Underwear you might want to wear that too, or at least enjoy the models and cocks.

I like to wear Fireboy ball enhancers, and Wildt ball jocks. Just google underwear and pick from all the different makers.

Enjoy and definitely wear what you receive in the mail, and think of old Shep. I too enjoy underwear bulges, and have an underwear fettish.

Shep+

 

[evil_danger]

Yeah, a thong or a jock strap... that might be harder to explain.

 

[TaigaStar]

Just say "underwear." If you'd rather not, just say it's some clothing you got online.

 

[metta]

I have found the quality of Andrew Chritian to be pretty good. I like their stuff. They are fun to wear. As for the model, yes he is cute. I'm sure that it took a lot of dedication and hard work to get his body like that and I respect that.

It is not like Andrew Christian is a gay adult company. It is a designer. Just tell them it is underwear if they ask.

If they keep bugging you tell them...."you got me...it is gay porn...now let me enjoy"....lol...just kidding...

 

[gabriel1]

Just say it's underwear - whoop dee doo

25$ + for 1 piece of underwear?

You've gotta be fucking kidding me... that's more than the HOODIE i just bought!!!

Yeah I know I just bought 2 hoodies on sale for like 13.00 each

 

[metta]

25$ + for 1 piece of underwear?

You've gotta be fucking kidding me... that's more than the HOODIE i just bought!!!

Actually, that is not bad. The prices of AussieBum, an Australian company, have really increased because of the dollar decline. I like AussieBum's stuff as well: http://www.aussiebum.com

 

[WYSIWYG]

If your not 12 and your mom still buys you underwear, then I guess you need to explain, but since your on this forum you have to be 18. Dude, your old enough to buy your own underwear. Besides it usually comes in a plain box or bag. Did you look at www.freshpair.com? They have most brands with free shipping and the most reasonable pricing.

 

[Singularity]

Why is it that every fashion label using the Swiss flag is an American product?

I feel cheated...

 

[drhladnjak]

Meh, just tell 'em you bought some underwear. If they want to see it, show them. It's not that racey without the model.

Or if you're still concerned, just buy some other stuff from Amazon at the same time like books or electronics. When asked what's in the box(es), you can honestly say, "oh, some books from Amazon".

And FWIW, a lot of merchants won't ship to PO boxes since UPS and Fedex cannot deliver to them (only USPS).

 

[silversmith1213]

Freshpair.com actually doesn't have the same pattern I really like, but Amazon does so I think I'll buy it from there. I think while I'm at it I'll grab a shirt or two as well. It'll add up quickly, but hey, I personally don't think any underwear is sexier. Thongs and jocks are just meh, but little lifeguard undies! HOT! (See Male Torso Thead)

 

[metta]

Freshpair.com actually doesn't have the same pattern I really like, but Amazon does so I think I'll buy it from there. I think while I'm at it I'll grab a shirt or two as well. It'll add up quickly, but hey, I personally don't think any underwear is sexier. Thongs and jocks are just meh, but little lifeguard undies! HOT! (See Male Torso Thead)

very nice.....

If you are ordering from Amazon, it will probably say amazon on the box and label anyways.

I think that this is one of the ones that I have...
the colors they used are really different...me likey...

 

[Croynan]

don't plan on a box arriving on any given day unless it is coming Fed EX or UPS.

i would order .......................but why ....................on never mind.

eM.

 

[metta]

have you heard of GrigioPerla before? if you're willing to spend $ to have great underwear, that's the brand i would suggest for you to buy.

http://www.barenecessities.com/sear...&source=GoogleA&term=grigioperla&LID=46243726

might as well buy hanes...

the difference is the underwear he is buying is fun and sexy.

 

[silversmith1213]

very nice.....

If you are ordering from Amazon, it will probably say amazon on the box and label anyways.

I think that this is one of the ones that I have...
the colors they used are really different...me likey...

Ok, every time I see him I get lightheaded and feel like I just jumped off a cliff. MARRY ME! (and let me you)


In other news... *cough cough* what brand are the similar style ones I can find at department stores? They do look awefully comfy though... and I do really love the pattern... . Hmm, I wonder how anticlimactic it will be to see myself in them in the mirror and realize I do NOT have that guys body haha.

GrigioPerla looks nice for sure, but the ones I liked were all over $40! Now THAT is too expensive for something I don't have anyone to show to. (You know, that last sentence totally doesn't make grammatical sense to me right now, but it's midnight so at least you know I tried).

 

[silversmith1213]

the difference is the underwear he is buying is fun and sexy.

Super sexy!!!

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Just checked out Ed Hardy and erm, they're simply not really my style. At all. Haha. I just don't feel like having a flaming skull on my penis...

Also, I really really love striped underwear. There was a pair I saw in Italy that I should have bought and will forever regret not doing so that were brown and tan stripes. So sexy! What is with me today!?

 

[nightmale]

Is this a question? OMG, who cares??

Tell your mom it is a g-string for her.

 

[thisisinteresting]

Is this a question? OMG, who cares??

SERIOUSLY. It's not like the box will say "SEXY UNDERWEAR FOR A FAG" on them or something. WTF? Worst question ever.

 

[silversmith1213]

I mentioned both Ed Hardy and GrigioPerla, and you mentioned how you didn't like both brands but kept on responding to Metta even though I brought them up. Next time, if you're asking jubbers a question, make sure you don't pick and choose the ones whose opinions you'll only going to be listening to or you might as well just pm them. Also, if you know so much what you want, why start this thread...are you simply just bragging about buying a stupid expensive underwear. You should have just asked your mom for her opinion to avoid you from explaining to her what's in the freaking box once you order your precious underwear from amazon.

Woah buddy. Didn't mean to offend you. I listened to your opinion and looked at both brands and they didn't fit what I was looking for. Next time I'll be sure to completely respond to each sentence of your post.

Oh and I will not be asking my mother her opinion, but I did notice your advice.

 

[pwnorton]

Hey, if you love comfortable boxers, I know the place to get them: HERE. They are ELLEN boxers, which are, apparently, extremely comfortable.