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This Flash just in from the Gallic Front
certain high ranking officials of the french forign legion were infitrated earlier today crossing the Canadian/ US border with heaping carts of Vegemite {pos WMD} under which they had secreted 2200 Sodomites .
US President Select H. Climton voiced her outrage at the flippant disregard the Sons of Gaul showed towards American womanhood and vowed that General Martha Stewart and her crack team would immediately counter attack on french airwaves both radio and television with anti insurgent messages {more WMD} i.e. propaganda tapes titled "A hole in one is better than #2" and "come home to mamam" .
K Mart headquarters hhas alraedy posted banners inquiring "how much is that froggie in the window and is offering a special reward of 1 dozen eggs for every 500,000 tadpoles, aka little swimmers, turned in at any of their camps world wide.
OK, my humor engine ran out...sorry, will do better next time
certain high ranking officials of the french forign legion were infitrated earlier today crossing the Canadian/ US border with heaping carts of Vegemite {pos WMD} under which they had secreted 2200 Sodomites .
US President Select H. Climton voiced her outrage at the flippant disregard the Sons of Gaul showed towards American womanhood and vowed that General Martha Stewart and her crack team would immediately counter attack on french airwaves both radio and television with anti insurgent messages {more WMD} i.e. propaganda tapes titled "A hole in one is better than #2" and "come home to mamam" .
K Mart headquarters hhas alraedy posted banners inquiring "how much is that froggie in the window and is offering a special reward of 1 dozen eggs for every 500,000 tadpoles, aka little swimmers, turned in at any of their camps world wide.
OK, my humor engine ran out...sorry, will do better next time


