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Vegas Baby

But Marvtha honey...
What about me...:cry:
What happened to your blondie on the white horse that was going to take you away from all this......:eek:
Now you say you are married ](*,)
And Elvin is you boy....
Where do I stand with you Marvtha....I MUST know.....#-o
 
ahotjock71 said:
OH MARVTHA! I feel so bad after reading all this I runned out & buy a tombstone!

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Now about this marriage, young lady! What will Junior Jr. say???? What will Junior Sr. say????? I heard a nasty rumor that the baby was Junior Sr.'s! Please tell me it isn't true! :cry:
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HO JO!!!!!!!!(*8*) :kiss:
that is the sweetest thing ever!:cry: :kiss: :luv:

poor little baby gherkin!:cry:
i stole a pretty pink bow from cindy's kitty carryal doll and put it on gherkins head...so cute!:luv:

OH... well my husband kyy wants a divorce...typical man...when the going gets tough.......they tuck their pickles between their legs and run!!!:grrr: ](*,)

there was no sex with junior sr. he just pissed on me......and TIMBER...well.. shit on me!!!!
at least i saw that coming....all men piss & shit on me in some way!](*,)

OH...junior jr. did call me last night.
i guess produce peggy heard about my misscarriage through the grapevine...:rotflmao: produce/grape...marvtha made funny....stop...i'm in mourning!!!!oops! :cry:

anyhoo when i told him i named her baby gherkin the 'effin bastard replied "well you always have some pickle or another in you!!!!":mad:

i told him produce peggy had fruit flys and hung up!!](*,)

thank you for the beautiful tombstone ho jo...you're a true gentleman!!(*8*) :kiss:
 
agj25us said:
But Marvtha honey...
What about me...:cry:
What happened to your blondie on the white horse that was going to take you away from all this......:eek:
Now you say you are married ](*,)
And Elvin is you boy....
Where do I stand with you Marvtha....I MUST know.....#-o
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BLONDIE!!!!(*8*) :kiss:

you like fabio..so gorgeous you can only be fantasy.

you know you'll always be my 'hot dog knight' but my love for you can only take place in my brain where it will always be a perfect romance!!!!

a love ................forever!:luv: :king:

BABY GHERKINS DEAD BLONDIE!!!!!!!:cry: :cry: :cry:
 
Marvtha....
I have all those BLACK ROSES that I had planted in the Courtyard for us....I will send them to you pronto for the Funeral.
Well my love, the baby was conceived under unusual and suspicious circumstances....didn't you know when he said he wanted to stick his pickle in you that you might end up with a gherkin!!!
He took advantage of your innocence and your beauty.....
You know I am here for you my love!!!!!
(*8*) :kiss:


marvtha said:
BLONDIE!!!!(*8*) :kiss:

BABY GHERKINS DEAD BLONDIE!!!!!!!:cry: :cry: :cry:
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agj25us said:
Marvtha....
I have all those BLACK ROSES that I had planted in the Courtyard for us....I will send them to you pronto for the Funeral.
Well my love, the baby was conceived under unusual and suspicious circumstances....didn't you know when he said he wanted to stick his pickle in you that you might end up with a gherkin!!!
He took advantage of your innocence and your beauty.....
You know I am here for you my love!!!!!
(*8*) :kiss:
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kyys right about one thing though...he can't be baby gherkins father!

marvtha ALWAYS use protection except with the drag queen....his pickle was so tiny a rubber wouldn't fit on it and besides it felt like i was with a woman anyway...he was wearing a dress etc. it was just a weird scene...hmmmm..imagine marvtha in a weird scene!!!;)

i'm going to leave this weekend and try to track him/her down.
maybe go back to the 'drag inn" and see if he/she still performs there!

he/she smelled strangely like salami...maybe work in deli?????

thank you for the flowers blondie you know you'll always be my fairy tale love!!!(*8*) :kiss:
 
kyy....marvtha sorry:sex:

i knew what i was getting into when i heard you were a 'deadhead!":rainfro:

i'll always love you and remember your intoxicating scent of patchouli and weed!:D

that hemp wedding ring will remain on my freaky finger! forever!


"I see you got your list out, say your piece and kiss off.
Guess i get the jist of it, but it's alright.
Oh well, sorry that you feel that way.
Every silver linings got a touch of grey.
I will get by, I will get by, I will get by way. I WILL SURVIVE!"

I'll give you your annulment!


MARVTHA + KYYLE

10/06/06

"THE MUSIC NEVER STOPPED":cry: :cry: :cry:
 
elvin1 said:
What you talkin' 'bout Marvs? :p
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ELVIS!(*8*)

kyyle wants a divorce did you hear??:cry:

if i was knocked up would you leave poor marvs!?!:rolleyes:

Oh...i knew the 411 when we met![-X
believe me...i've met all kinds of mens with their 'passions!":cool:

artists who 'suffer' for their art...meh....moody bastards who smell of paint and never have the moneys to take marvtha out for a dq burger!#-o

and NEVER trust a harley rider....there precious bikes ALWAYS come firtst....ALWAYS!!!](*,)
a few RIDES on marvtha and they're off on the open road!:grrr:
 
elvin1 said:
Knocked up? Babycakes, I thought you miscarried?:confused:
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well i did sweetie! POOR BABY GHERKINS!!!:cry: :cry:
marvthas just saying.... would you leave me if i was with child, miscarried, etc.???? jeez#-o

did you see her little tombstone that ho jo bought for her...such sweet man!
 
Joshua_me said:
Perish the thought, darling.

Besides, I'm busy cleaning out my closet before shit starts falling out. ;)

Dr. Josh:cowboy:
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i always do my spring cleaning in the well.........SPRING!!!!;)

but seeing as a lot of you gays spend most of your life in there ..... you probablys need the space!?!:p
 
i haven't been able to rest all day!#-o

so many nice friends bringing over food...in condolence for my loss. POOR BABY GHERKINS DEAD!!!:cry: :cry:

roseanne brought over some loose meat sandwhiches
flo & vera some of mel's famous chili
j.j & florida... some ribs & collared greens...OH marvtha down with the souls food!:rainfro:

aunt bee brought a nice peach pie

OH...and otis stumbled in straight out of jail with a box of wine....marvtha on the antibiotics so i'm saving it!

marvtha have great friends!(*8*) :kiss:
 
marvtha said:
i knew what i was getting into when i heard you were a 'deadhead!":rainfro:

i'll always love you and remember your intoxicating scent of patchouli and weed!:D
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..."Gone are the broken eyes we saw thru in dreams,
gone both, dream and lie."

(Hey, I'm a rapidly aging gay Deadhead.... ;) )

I OWN it, M-Fer's !

Dr. Josh:cowboy:

P.S. "May the four winds blow you safely home..."
 
BenF46 said:
Why isn't this thread in Fun and Games with the rest of their kind?
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well lookie it's "has" Ben46.....sweetie by your pic you look 66!
but marvtha knows the ill effects booze and endless 'fags' can have on the skin![-X

Oh...marvtha all about the 'fun' & games but your gonna get a 'serious' ass whuppin' if you start shit with my boy elvis again!


now SHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!:grrr: ..|
 
Joshua_me said:
..."Gone are the broken eyes we saw thru in dreams,
gone both, dream and lie."

(Hey, I'm a rapidly aging gay Deadhead.... ;) )

I OWN it, M-Fer's !

Dr. Josh:cowboy:

P.S. "May the four winds blow you safely home..."
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thanks for askin bout marvtha's poor third eye who got hit by a shit propelled piece of corn!..|
it's doing much better and the patch will come off tomorrow!!!:=D:

you say your doctor????

how soon can marvtha start drinking after all my antibiotics are taken??? MARVTHA THIRSTY!!!!!!!!!!!](*,) :grrr:
 
marvtha said:
thanks for askin bout marvtha's poor third eye who got hit by a shit propelled piece of corn!..|
it's doing much better and the patch will come off tomorrow!!!:=D:

you say your doctor????

how soon can marvtha start drinking after all my antibiotics are taken??? MARVTHA THIRSTY!!!!!!!!!!!](*,) :grrr:
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I think you can start out with a little whiskey in the coffee, Marvtha! It'll be ok.
 
marvtha off to find little baby gherkins daddy.
i'm 99% sure it's that drag queen marvtha had an incident with!:eek:
i decided while i'm in town i'll stop by and see mother martha.
maybe she'll be coherent enough to 'finally' tell me how to locate by half brother bellamy?

i brought an extra flask cause last time the booze hound drank all my hooch!?!:eek:

whilst i'm gone i have a little project for marvtha's muffins!:=D:
my therapist said to continue on with my anal halloween party!..|
it'll be baby gherkins first halloween!!!:=D:

anyhoo....i need some halloween party music and will explain the details in it's thread!

have fun this weekend and wish marvtha luck my muffins!!!!(*8*) :kiss:
 
gmoney said:
I think you can start out with a little whiskey in the coffee, Marvtha! It'll be ok.
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G MO!!!!:kiss:

you gettin LOTS of kisses this morning baby!what you really be wanting is your nut sac nibbled on....OH..marvtha know bouts you ya kinky MF!!!:spank:

now bout that drinkin.....maybe a mimosa? marvtha don't drink coffee sweetie...it stains my pearly whites!

P.S. be sure to help marvtha out with my halloween music selection okay ..| (*8*)
 
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