I'd ask to be your neighbour, but I'm afraid it would never work out. I mean, that 'neighbour/neighbor' thing. Like the 'poh-TAY-toh/poh-TAH-toh' thing. Might as well call it off before we even get started, eh?
(But we can still love each other, right? I mean, spelling and pronunciation have nothing to do with love, right?)
(But we can still love each other, right? I mean, spelling and pronunciation have nothing to do with love, right?)


for trying to lighten the mood around here.
