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Weddings you would rather die than go to.

rareboy

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So off to a cousin's wedding tomorrow...and we're trapped because my sis and her huz are coming to stay over and we are driving them...but on the same day, there is a BBQ cook-off that we really want to go to and should we just send our cheque and card with them and claim medical crise?

I really want brisket more than I want to watch some gold-digger get her late fantasy wedding.

Have you ever struggled with family duty over dislike for a wedding appearance?

And did you have a good excuse?
 
The last wedding in my family was during the Covid restrictions when the number of guests allowed was limited. I fell on my sword so that someone else who actually wanted to go could do so.
 
I have never experienced that. My family is so little. Most of my family has passed away. So when there is a family gathering, I try to make it happen. I went to a family wedding in Hawaii in March. It was the first same-sex wedding in my family. My cousin got married. It was a beautiful wedding, and I'm glad I decided to go. The time before that in Hawaii, I went over there for my uncle's 80th birthday. That was around 6 years prior. In 2022, I went to Boston for my nieces wedding. Another beautiful wedding and the first time I have ever visited the East Coast. My family is either in Hawaii, California, Oregon, or Massachusetts.
 
rareboy said:
So off to a cousin's wedding tomorrow...and we're trapped because my sis and her huz are coming to stay over and we are driving them...but on the same day, there is a BBQ cook-off that we really want to go to and should we just send our cheque and card with them and claim medical crise?

I really want brisket more than I want to watch some gold-digger get her late fantasy wedding.

Have you ever struggled with family duty over dislike for a wedding appearance?

And did you have a good excuse?
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You accepted to go a few weeks or month ago, So you are having second thoughts? Now you want BBQ?
 
None.
I avoid weddings, funerals and christenings like the plague
All those relatives you don't know, or want to know
 
I went to a funeral a few years ago. Because I really did like the lady. So I'm sitting in the back because I don't have anything more fancy than new Levis and the Merril shoes I wore to work. And I'm not family. They called me up to be a pallbearer. I'm not dressed for this! I can't!
Yes you can, she talked about you a lot. It's cool.
So I did. And it was cool.

I was going somewhere with this. But the phone rang.
 
I've been to a lot of family weddings. Most were sugary sweet and an endurance test. I'm always expected to join in and catch the bride's garter, which I hate.
 
I think I've been to more friends' weddings than family weddings.

I've been best man twice, an usher several times, escorted the groom's mother once, and once had to start the show by lightning a shitload of candles in front of hundreds of guests at a very large, elaborate wedding. And, when my brother and his Bride were married, I was asked to act as bridge guard/attendant for the footbridge to the island where the spiritualist ceremony was performed.

I guess people like having my mug in their videos.:)

Mostly, weddings, first weddings, are important to young people and their friends who are just starting out. My closer friends and I have been able to put those years behind us. These days, I send best wishes but don't accept any invitations. Everyone knows and respects this.
 
Invite me to your wedding. I'll walk in wearing crocs and shorts and smelling like a marijuana dispensary. I'll frighten the children and hijack the band's microphone to go on an unhinged socio political rant. Go ahead. Invite me. I dare you.
 
unloadonme said:
I think we all know that, having accepted the invitation, you're going to have to go. There'll always be another barbecue.
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Oh we have no choice.

Either looks like a bust today though. They are calling for thunderstorms mid-afternoon so it would either be wet wedding or Wet BBQ.
 
rareboy said:
Oh we have no choice.

Either looks like a bust today though. They are calling for thunderstorms mid-afternoon so it would either be wet wedding or Wet BBQ.
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What will they be serving at the reception? Anything good?
 
Well, throwing rice is no longer acceptable. Can you stop along the way to pick up a bag of aquarium gravel?
 
I forgot to mention that it will be a horse/western theme.

Just shoot me.
 
Peloso said:
Invite me to your wedding. I'll walk in wearing crocs and shorts and smelling like a marijuana dispensary. I'll frighten the children and hijack the band's microphone to go on an unhinged socio political rant. Go ahead. Invite me. I dare you.
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As long as we get our toaster.
 
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