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Weirdest thing someone said to you when you told them you were gay.

the first person i came out to hasn't been my friend for that long but we got really close fast in the past year...any way i figured i'd tell him first...and he said something that i did not expect at all....he started talking about his girlfriend and that she had a friend he would try to hook me up with...i just blurted out "im gay." and he surprisingly said.."i think your called a bear in the gay community. that's cool" I just laughed then we just started talking again like everything was normal. he's a cool guy.
 
miyakko said:
She can be funny, she gets into so much trouble for speeding and plays the dumb asian card so much. She was pulled over for going 56 in a 45... she got out of the ticket by yelling "I no speed! I no speed. See sign? Say 66. I only go 56!"

The sign she was talking about was for Route 66 in Oklahoma. THe cop started laughing so hard he let her off with a warning.

But my mom is obsessed with weight. it's okay for my partner to gain weight, but not me. Well... .she did tell him. You get fat. eat less. Poor guy doesn't quite know how to take my family.
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Hahahahahah! That's twice that I read about your mom and bursted out laughing. She's hilarious!
 
It's not really coming out of the closet as I'm gay moment. It was more coming out that I was bi. I decided to tell my two best girl friends from church about it, and I planned this thing out too. After much trouble, all I go was an "oh" and "We kind of figured that". It was very anticlimatic Funny thing is one of them is now my girlfriend.
 
js334433 said:
It's not really coming out of the closet as I'm gay moment. It was more coming out that I was bi. I decided to tell my two best girl friends from church about it, and I planned this thing out too. After much trouble, all I go was an "oh" and "We kind of figured that". It was very anticlimatic Funny thing is one of them is now my girlfriend.
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We're rarely as good an actor as we think we are. (*8*)
 
I was raised by my mother and 2 older sisters and came out to them in a "family meeting".

My mom: "That's not really anything shocking, you know?"
My sister: "Yeah, we basically knew that as soon as you were born. Hell, mom even had a C-section with you. You've always been opposed to the vag."
My other sister: "We always kind of knew, but it's nice to finally hear it from you."

Have I mentioned that I love my family? :)
 
My mother lectured me on anal sex. lmao


Oh, and the FIRST girl I ever came out to instantly thought me as her "gay best friend". . .but the problem was that she kept sending me dirty pictures of herself and confessed that she wanted to "turn" me straight, because she thought I just hadn't been with the right girl yet.


It was so creepy, I had to just completely stop talking to her. I got an offline message from her about two months ago asking how i was (after having not spoken for two years). I ignored it.


God damnit, I STILL can't get that picture of her meatcurtains out of my mind. Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. :lol:
 
landers said:
What's the weirdest thing someone said to you when you told them you're gay?

My mom asked me if I was sure I was gay. I'm sure that's pretty easy to top, but at the time it seemed pretty funny.
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..............Kinda' the same for me..............my best friend (at that time) Hymie said "No you're not" I think my expression was something like :eek: then .............. :( because Hymie then said to me that he believes that same "Gender Attraction" is a 'character flaw'..............ain't seen Hymie in a few years & some days I miss seeing him again & I think 'bout reaching out but who knows what will tomorrow will bring (besides Nostradamus? :) & da' Mayans :) of course)..............nice thread landers :) ..............
 
edit: I just realised I had already posted that story.. oh well

anyways, anyone got a good story then?
 
miyakko said:
She can be funny, she gets into so much trouble for speeding and plays the dumb asian card so much. She was pulled over for going 56 in a 45... she got out of the ticket by yelling "I no speed! I no speed. See sign? Say 66. I only go 56!"

The sign she was talking about was for Route 66 in Oklahoma. THe cop started laughing so hard he let her off with a warning.
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:lol: These stories are better than Margaret Cho!


<3
 
So this one day I'm in a friend's car discussing the validity of bisexuality.... she sustained you were either gay or you weren't while I considered myself bi at the time. Here's how the convo kinda went.

Angie- "I'm telling you, you can't have it both ways. Think about it. Lets talk about you for example."

Me- "Ok... what about me?"

Angie- "In the past 3 months, name the TV show's you've dedicated your time to"

Me- "Um... I caught up on Weeds, finished catching up on Project Runway, happened to catch the ANTM marathon on VH1. Do you watch What Not to Wear on....(actually astonished) holy fuck! How gay am I!?!?!?!"

Her boyfriend busts out laughing

Angie- Told you so! ^_^

Me.... #-o


She's gonna make one hell of an attorney some day lmao!
 
Guy Friend 1: "So you wanna be a girl?"

Guy Friend 2: "Does that mean you take it up the butt?
Me: "No actually, I don't, I'm pretty much a top"
Guy Friend 2: "Oh so then you're not gay?"

Girl Friend 1: "OMG! I soo wanna see you making out with a guy"

Girl Friend 2: "what a waste of a man! (jokingly)"
 
The weirdest I've gotten so far are...

From one of my best girl-friends: "Now we can check out guys together!"
From this guy I went on a school trip with: "So how do you know? Have you ever slept with a girl? Maybe you should do a dry run."
Me:"How do you know you're straight? Have you ever slept with a guy? Maybe we should do a dry run."
Him:"But...oh, I see."

I thought it was funny.
 
My good friend said, "You're the epitome of random."

My gf said, "And just when I was beginning to think otherwise..."
 
I just had a discussion on the phone with a friend about him being a homophobe, where I insisted he was and he said he wasn't.

So after talking about it a little while, I changed my privacy policies on Facebook and told him to go look at my info page. He does and it goes like this...

Him..."So what, you're fucking gay? Whatever, I don't give a fuck"

I guess I lost that argument hahaha, but it's a loss I'm happy about.



Another friend kind of surprised me. We were talking and I told him about me, and he just said "ok whatever, so what?", and kept right on with whatever we were talking about.

Nothing too crazy or funny I guess, but some responses that made me very happy. I think I've told like 10 people now and not one of them has cared.
 
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