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Weirdest thing someone said to you when you told them you were gay.

I just finished my first year of grad school and after I told one of my best friends here she said:

"Can I tell you something? I have really good gaydar and so does my husband. Why do you think he was okay with me hanging out with you so much and me calling you my work husband? It wouldn't have been okay with any of the other guys."

I love my friends. haha
 
I've had several hilarious things said to me when I came out to friends and some of my family.

Me: Yeah, I have to tell you something. I'm gay.
Bro: You are?
Me: Yeah. *long pause*
Bro: I have a million and one questions running through my head and none of them are PC *pause* who's more dominant??

Sister in law: Yeah, me and your brother guessed when we found the porn.

Sister: WHAT?? I thought you were the straightest out of all of us.....

There are more, but those are the best I think :D
 
I'm just starting to come out, and I had sent a message to a lesbian friend of mine, who sent me a text message:

"Honey, I knew it the minute I laid eyes on you. I just told the wife to bring out the throne and clean it off, so we can crown our new queen!"

I hadn't laughed so hard in a long time!
 
I told a buddy of mine and he played it really cool. This is what he said:

"I have a friend who's gay and he taught me gaydar. He told me there are 2 things to look at to see if a guy is gay: his nails, and his shoes."

(he inspects my nails)

"Well, your nails are pretty chewed up looking. So that doesn't really tell me anything."

(then he looks down at my shoes)

"But DUDE, those are some FUCKING SWEET SHOES!!!!!"

(high fives me)
 
Me *explaining how one of my guy friends wanted a threesome
her: so wait are you like gay
Me: umm yea
Her:*squeaks* so like when did you find out and how.
Me: idk i just knew at a young age
her: oh, but how do you know *crickets

her: its just like, your not like those other gay guys (she meant flamboyant guys)
*later that night*
her: We should be each others new bestfriends
 
justjoshing said:
When I was sixteen, I began the process of telling my friends that I was gay. After telling one of my good friends, she reacted fine and told me that she always figured I was.
The next day she came into class with a present for me. Inside was the first season of Will and Grace, a "Boyfriends 101" book, and bunch of condoms inside of a Chinese food to-go box, some rainbow pins, and a Ken doll.
When I asked her why she gave me this, she said my coming out should be celebrated like Sweet Sixteen.
When I asked her why she gave me a Ken doll, she said, "Just in case the book doesn't work."
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I friggin' LOVE this. I laughed quite hard good sir. Well played, well played indeed!
 
The second person I ever told was my friend in college named Becca and she said "Cool, that means you for womens rights and stuff"

Funny thing is later that year when my roomie got her to flash him I noticed she had some pretty intense pit hair going on and spent the rest of the year making fun of her for it. Go women's lib!!
 
Not weird, but noteworthy:

1) My father said "I like girls, too." (I'm female)

2) "You're too attractive - you must be bi." This was from a stranger in a group while going around the room introducing ourselves. Many years later, the bi part turned out to be true, but doesn't make him less of a jerk.
 
hahaha I have one with my best friend

Me: Dude I have a crush on someone (which was him and didn't want to tell him)

Friend: What girl is it, I can put in some words for you

Me: uh... its not.... a ..... girl

Friend: Dude are you gay?

Me: yeah pretty much

Friend: are you serious? *yells* ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

Me: *speechless* didn't know how to reply to that lmao

Friend: Dude! who gives a fuck! you still my brotha from anotha motha!, but hey do I look better with contacts or glasses?

Me: Why are you asking me?

Friend: You're the gay one!!

lmfao hes so fucking cool! and after I did come out to him he gave me advice and to be careful, but till this day he doesn't know it was him that I liked lmao hes awesome
 
This thread is too funny to stay buried. Since I haven't came out yet, I'll share a cute story my friend told me.

My friend who was doing his PhD in Math, went to his cousin's bachelor party. During the party his dad asked him, "have you been to another event with all guys?". My friend told me that he was thinking of a response along the lines of "if only, dad...", but since he hadn't come out to his family, he responded, "I was a math major, remember?"...
 
Me coming out to the first person I told (I wasn't even 100% sure if I was gay or not then)...

Me: Dude, there's something I want to talk to you about, but I don't want it to change how you think of me...
Him: Okay...
Me: Well... I'm attracted to my acupuncturist
Him: Err, so? Is there more to this story?
Me: Well, yeah... it's a guy.
Him: Oh... *lengthy silence* so, wait... do you like... want his cock or what?


To another friend...

Me: Oi there's something I wanted to talk to you about, it's kind of important
Him: Dude... I'm trying REALLY hard not to make a coming out of the closet joke right now
Me: Oh... well actually...
Him: WOW...


One of my girl friends took me shopping for new jeans...

Her: Why do you keep looking at the skinny jeans? They look so gay.
Me: Well, that's pretty fitting considering the fact that I AM gay.
Her: Wait... ARE YOU SERIOUS?! ... REALLY?!
Me: ...Yeah.
Her: WOW!! I've always wanted a gay friend!


I was with two friends, one of which knew I was gay, the other didn't yet. So we decided to have a little fun with it...

Friend 1(female): So, which celebrity do you think is the hottest?
Friend 2(male): Jessica Alba, definitely.
Friend 1(female): I'd say Jake Gyllenhaal, what do you reckon Andy?
Me: Definitely Hugh Jackman, he's got an ass that could slay a walrus!
Me and friend 1(female): ***burst out into hysterical laughter***
Friend 2(male): ***sits there in stunned silence***


I've had plenty of horrible reactions, but I'd rather focus on the funny ones :)
 
BearWearFL said:
Dad: How do you know?

Me: I know trust me..

Dad: But HOW do you know??

Me: I had sex with men dad...

Dad: Well then....
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Epic and infinitely more interesting than the boring "So?" I got when I told my immediate family.

Some of my friends gave good ones, of course they're all straight. I'll just choose one that I remember fondly.

ME: Dude, has anyone told you anything odd about me?
FRIEND: *puzzled look on face* No....why?
ME: Well, that's a good thing. Our friends like to talk shit so I'd rather this come from me and not through the gossip gate.
FRIEND: And that would be...?
ME: That would be that I'm gay.
FRIEND: *puzzled look turns contemplative* That doesn't make any sense. Are you sure? Whenever we go out you always draw in the hottest girls, I've gotten more ass as a result of...*the light bulb turns on after a short pause* Oooh...now it makes sense.
ME: ...and?
FRIEND: And what?
ME: Did you hear what I said?
FRIEND: Umm...yeah, I did. I'm not seeing why this is important.
ME: I guess it's not.
FRIEND: *punches me square in the chest* You're an idiot. No, it isn't.
 
Me: Im bisexual

Friend:.....So am I.

after a long talk, we started hitting on each other and then he said....

Friend:....you wanna fuck?
 
Another friend i told

Me: I am bisexual

Friend: Why?

Me:...what you mean why?

Friend: You mean you like to have sex with both girls and guys?

Me: It's not about sex, but yea. but not at the same time

Friend: so that means you like to suck guys off?

Me: Um I guess you can say that?

Friend: But you told me you a vegeterian. How can you possibly suck on that kind of meat?
 
So I've been starting my coming out and I just last Thursday told one of my (girl)friends. She had told me to tell one of my other friends that I'm gay to avoid him trying to hook me up with his girlfriend's friend. Here is how it went.

Me: Hahaha...

Her: why the dot dot dot???

Me: well might as well tell you I'm gay.

Her: I'm glad you told me that but now we can't have a gypsy wedding. Actually we'll just get married for the stuff then divorce!!( we had this hope about getting married like gypsies)

It was pretty funny at the time, and just to make it more clear we were textexting xD
 
First person I came out to was my girlfriend; her response was "geez! you built it up so much i thought you were gonna say you were a serial killer or something!
 
The first person I came out to face-to-face (I had previously come out to a gay friend, via email) was my best friend at the time.

Me (after saying I had something to tell her, and then taking forrrrrever to get the nerve up): I'm gay.
Her: (BURSTS INTO TEARS) Why does this always happen to me?!???

Turns out she had a crush on me and I wasn't the first gay guy she'd had a crush on. I ended up comforting her and forgetting all about how nervous I was about coming out. lol.
 
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