What can I wear for Halloween without looking like a complete tool? (costume advice)

[Rex]

Yup I wanna be something but not spend a lot of money a costume.

I guess I could be a pirate (haha yeah I know butt pirate joke coming my way

) but that is so cliche and overdone. I was thinking of going as Zorro...... or something middle eastern themed like a sultan or a sexy ninja.


I could be an Al Kayda terrorist. but that might be offensive and too attention whorish.


Discuss, and may as well say ask the typical questions:


1. what are you dressing up as?

2. what are you doing on Halloween?

3. do you miss watching Howard Stern on E!? I do.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

(Hitler)

Just don't go tricking in the Jewish neighborhood and don't use the swastika.

 

[Payton]

I would put money on Kate Gosling being the "it" costume of the year.

Seeing as that's not much help to your inquiry, I'll help with some costume ideas.

You seem to like wrestling, so why don't you dress as the Undertaker? Jeff Hardy is another easy option.

I like the middle Eastern theme though. Why not an Aladin street rat type outfit?

 

[Rex]

I'm not going as Jeff Hardy... I doubt most people who don't watch wrestling even know who he is. I don't wanna go as anything wrestling themed since the only ones that would be recognizable by non wrestling fans would probably be Hogan or Undertaker.


I think I'm gonna go as a pirate or Popeye...... or I'll prob just go to the Halloween store and find something I like but I'll be damned if I pay more than $20-30 bucks for a costume.


I like this though.....

 

[Lefty]

being a total optimist, i'll be wearing trojan magnum with 3-4 back ups in my overnight kit.

 

[Lefty]

oh....you mean wearing to the party

let me 'esplain, i am the party

 

[Paws]

Go as Jasun.

 

[Triple G]

Go as our own Piggy

 

[BRIOHAZARD]

How about... A sexy... umm... Disney Prince?

1. what are you dressing up as?

I'm going to be two things. Cruella de Vil for a party, and a Werepire for a couple other parties.


2. what are you doing on Halloween?

I have no actual plans for Halloween Day. Pass out candy?


3. do you miss watching Howard Stern on E!? I do.

I never watched E!.

 

[kpack80]

Use your imagination... be a death panel

 

[Rex]

LOL @ Cruella de Vil and I never got into Wendy Williams. I always found her voice and personality obnoxious and not very funny.

 

[gsdx]

How 'bout an incomplete tool?

 

[Swellegant]

I always vote Pirate! As you can see from my Halloween avatar (the only time in my life I found myself hot). But to do it right, it will cost more than $30 (my Pirate cost about $300, not including the sword). But whatever you do, give a lot of skin and you're fine.

1) I'm actually recycling my pirate costume this year, but I'm doing a more formal shirt with a frock coat that I bought for my Vampire costume last year but didn't wear.

2) Caroline and I are going to some fancy club called Slide that's doing a Mad Tea Party theme night. We went to the Castro last year and it was vividly unpleasant for the most part, parking two miles away and squeezing through ugly crowds.

3) I loathe Howard Stern and always have.

 

[unloadonme]

How about this:

 

[Telstra]

if the weather is not cold,
just where a colorful shirt, a funny short and a fake hair do.

Make sure people can see your chest hair, your bulge ... etc.

 

[Rex]

I don't think I even have $300 to my name right now. I couldn't imagine spending that much on a costume....

How about this:

 

[Telstra]

How about this:

No, just too much work and too much attention.

 

[LittleDove]

Few years back, I went to a Halloween party where there was a gal in a little white nurse's uniform running around offering to fill up peoples glasses from an enema bucket filled with punch.

 

[bounder]

What about Aladdin?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

What about Aladdin?

Aladdin with a lad in?