What do I have to do to be invited into the Conference Room B?

[Axxess]

^Check the Current Pics thread.

I was actually referring to you in a kilt.

 

[pat grimshaw]

When one post out of a thousand doesn't match the preceding 999, it's generally believed that that one post is a clue to the poster's true persona. And I don't think I'd argue that. But it's also generally believed that that one post was accidental. That I'm not so sure I'm on board with.
...

I've tried to paraphrase it, but.

 

[xbuzzerx]

I've tried to paraphrase it, but.

So when are we doing lunch pat?

 

[pat grimshaw]

So...

So is that like… like an invitation into Conference Room B?

 

[xbuzzerx]

So is that like… like an invitation into Conference Room B?

No, that's like giving Sarah Palin the nuclear codes.

Do you like Japanese food, Pat? I know a restaurant with a great private patio we could book.

Day. Time. Place. Bring your own steel.

 

[palbert]

So is that like… like an invitation into Conference Room B?

So - like - Valley Girl speak.

 

[xbuzzerx]

So - like - Valley Girl speak.

Like totally. Hella Californian.

 

[pat grimshaw]

...Do you like Japanese ...

I doubt it but I have discovered that Japan is the source of my friend Douggie's prostate obsession. Like I said, he has lived in every continent of the world and I just surmise that the gei-shas from that country unlocked his love for getting his prostate done. There aren't many Japanese here but lots and lots —armies even— of South East Asians, hence his desire for geisha-substitutes.

 

[xbuzzerx]

I doubt it but I have discovered that Japan is the source of my friend Douggie's prostate obsession. Like I said, he has lived in every continent of the world and I just surmise that the gei-shas from that country unlocked his love for getting his prostate done. There aren't many Japanese here but lots and lots —armies even— of South East Asians, hence his desire for geisha-substitutes.

Your friend Douggie could not afford a geisha, as you very well know, and are using your intentionally chosen WWII era misunderstanding of the term because you think it's witty and provocative.

Yawn.

 

[pat grimshaw]

Besides sushi is routinely charged with poisoning trendy foodies with salmonella.

 

[xbuzzerx]

Besides sushi is routinely charged with poisoning trendy foodies with salmonella.

Like that's the most of your worries when I'm about to let you taste steel.

 

[palbert]

Besides sushi is routinely charged with poisoning trendy foodies with salmonella.

And make sure you avoid surimi.

 

[star-warrior]

 

[xbuzzerx]

And make sure you avoid surimi.

I don't suspect we'd need to get that exotic. I think he could probably be disabled with a small dab of wasabi. He'd probably accuse the staff of trying to subject him to a Japanese Jihad.

 

[Jack Springer]

Room B is JUB's liberal think tank.

 

[star-warrior]

Room B is JUB's liberal think tank.

Do we place everyone else in the fascist camp then?

 

[Agent Provocateur]

Besides sushi is routinely charged with poisoning trendy foodies with salmonella.

I've been eating sushi for over a decade and have never once gotten sick from it.

Your racism is... hmm... oh! So cute. Try again.

 

[pat grimshaw]

...have never once gotten sick from it….

Never ever gotten sick in ten years? Not ever?

 

[xbuzzerx]

Never ever gotten sick in ten years? Not ever?

Neither have I. Maybe your friends don't wash their hands properly after ass play with prostitutes.

 

[Agent Provocateur]

Never ever gotten sick in ten years? Not ever?

From sushi.

Again, you're being so... let's try a suitable language to the topic of the second this time. Kawaii. Please hang up and try your call again.