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pumpkin spice [STRIKE]latte[/STRIKE].
Frappachino.
Fixed it for ya.

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pumpkin spice [STRIKE]latte[/STRIKE].

I've given up on most of the indie coffeeshops in my neighborhood (yup, in Portland) because....they never have coffee brewed.Seriously, I've stopped patronizing two separate businesses (selling Stumptown) because these coffeeshops don't have coffee ready on a regular basis.
Now, I know why they don't have coffee ready, and it's for a noble reason: the freshness of the brew. We want to drink coffee that has been recently ground and roasted and even more recently brewed, best of all to order somehow, though airpots are arguably acceptable. Still, I demand a modicum of convenience: I want a cup of coffee without a wait. Inevitably, the ideal of freshness has circumvented any actual freshly brewed coffee on the premises.
I admit I become somewhat neurotically irritated when this happens now, as it has happened, well, dozens of times.
Sadly, this sometimes means a Venti No Room whatever's darker coffee. Yech.
Otherwise, I take refuge in my vacuum pot.

I'm about to get a Venti London Fog with sugar free vanilla and half and half.
Delicious!
Well obviously you're not going to Starbucks because a London Fog is not on their menu.
If you were at Starbucks you would be ordering a Venti breve sugar free vanilla Earl Grey tea misto.
Me I order a venti unsweetened shaken black tea lemonade.
