What Gay Stereotypes Do You Match?

[hermanding]

as to the stereotypes listed in the original post
i like pop (and other music too, especially the classics, and i care a little bit about my looks but not all that much.
as corny said, I LIKE MEN. i cannot cook, no nothing about decor, cannot sew, am oblivious to any fashion, do not have a small dog, have never read that US magazine about architecture. But i definitely am GAYm thank god
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[LoveIsNow]

-I'm obsessed with musical theatre.
-I sew.
-I'm open with my emotions.
-I cross my legs.
-I love cooking and baking.

On the other hand:
-I don't want to be treated like a woman in a relationship; I can take care of my damn self!
-On that note, I don't sleep with anyone I'm not in a stable relationship with.
-I'm very into camping and outdoor sports - climbing, kayaking, etc.
-I don't go to the gym. I agree with someone above that gym bodies are ugly; the muscles look too static. Give me a yoga body or a dancer any day.
-I idolize just as many men as I do women.
-I have no desire to put a penis in my rectum.
-I don't like clubs, or anywhere where large numbers of horny gay men gather.
-I don't know anything about pop culture or celebrities.
-I'm not squeamish about anything. Anything.

 

[hermanding]

these stereotypes may be in the process of being destroyed ..... NAH
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[neruda]

I use the word "fabulous"

 

[The Warmth]

-Obsessive compulsive about my hair
-Rather vain
-Excessively critical of others and myself
-Can be snippy

That's about it, and I don't really attribute these traits to my homosexuality, but rather being raised in a predominately female household.

 

[Ekim23]

I go on jub....

 

[Ekim23]

I...

...am a wine person.

is that Gay ??? loool

 

[Ekim23]

Oh ok... lol
was wondering...

 

[JSB_01]

Like others, I like opera (well, classical in general.)
I'm pretty vain and always have to put myself together before going out anywhere (although in my defense, if I don't, I'll look worse than I already do! )
I like fashion and interior design (along with architecture and art in general.)
I look at guys at school with my straight female friends.

But....
I hate pop music and other empty, meaningless music.
I absolutely cannot stand MTV, VH1, or anything else that plays ridiculous reality TV programs.
I don't like clubbing or the so-called "gay scene."

So I guess I can alienate myself from straights and gays.

 

[Kanemahu]

I can cook, though I never thought of that as particularly gay.

I like dudes.

Other than that, I'm straight. Most ladies don't believe I'm gay when I tell them. I once had to plant a deep kiss on a boyfriend to prove it. I have no fashion sense, no design sense and practically no cents. Only reason I went gay was all the rumors about ridiculous paychecks. Damn those lying recruitment brochures.

 

[spooger]

i'm well-fit and love rugged outdoor sports like backpacking, mountain biking, canoeing, etc....

i wear hiking boots and jeans and plaid flannel shirts rolled up at the sleeve....

i have a strong, baritone voice, can drink most anyone under the table....and i don't take shit from anybody....
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and i love to give long, sensuous massages, suck dick and bottom for my man.....

god...if i just HAD a man right now....oh well

 

[jesusfarts]

I've developed the "angry-black girl" neck roll from my sisters and mother.

That's it.

 

[justsimon]

I'm a product whore.
I dress well and wear clothes that show off my body.
I love to cook and think plating is crucial.
I also bake and decorate cakes.
I've planned a wedding that wasn't my own.
My apartment is immaculate.
I love shoes.
I know how to arrange flowers.
I don't own any wire hangers.
I'm artistic.
I say fabulous and compliment people on their outfits.
I love lemon drops.

I'm sure there are more.

 

[LatinoSTAR]

double post! sorry..

 

[LatinoSTAR]

I Love Madonna

Im Good At Interior Decoratng

I Dont like When People Touch my Curtains (touch my curtains and you die motherfucker!)

I Love Shopping For Clothes

Im A Slut (and Damn proud)

I Spend About An Hour and A Half Getting Ready to go out and whatnot

A Good Majority of My Music Collection is Mainstream music

I Love Designer Products

thats about it...

 

[GL]

uhm... hmm.

i'm not really sure.

oh! i do like to dance.

that's about it.

 

[versatastic]

Not too many:

I drink beer, strong beer, or whiskey
I shower/shave twice a week
My room is a mess
I burb and fart, a lot
I HATE Britney

However,
I love shopping, even though I won't buy anything, I'll pick things out for friends who do
I love Kathy Griffin
I drink champaign, a lot
I have place settings for a 18-poeple for dinner, although my table only seats six
Even though I shower twice a week, I spend 2-4 hours afterwards brushing out my hair while it air dries until it's just perfect

 

[gdude30]

Mine:

I'm a twink and a bottom >.>
I'm shy and I have a big dick
I'm a younger guy who loves older men

You know that's the only gay stereotypes I can think of.

I don't really like Madonna, will and grace, don't care for techno, and don't really give a damn about Calvin Klein and I don't really care about celebrities.

I like alot of things that straight guys like such as video games, heavy music like rock and etc, and some other things. Not really big on sports though. Even though I might not quite fit into the gay lifestyle and community. I still like it. And I love making friends with queens and while at sometimes I don't really feel like I fit in and relate. At least there are few gays out there who are anime fans. I think that's my only way to relate to some gays

But whatever I'll take what I can get.

And than again. I have the leather community

But than again. I don't even really match the stereotypes about what a boy or slave looks like. Stereotypes aren't for me

 

[landers]

-I'm a grade A kitchen bitch
-I have the limpest of wrists
-I positively float when I shop
-I am a disciple of the fabulous Ms. M
-I don't own cheap things
-I'm obsessed with fashion accessories; shoes, glasses, watches, etc. and own an unnecessarily large number of them.
(How did people ever think I was straight?)

 

[Jersey Domino]

Personally I think people who drive Mazdas, play Soccer, and listen to J-Pop are really fucking queer.

What is J-Pop?