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That someone can get fucked in the ass by Satan. But I still call bullshit.![]()

I've discovered what 'sounding' is - and I thought I'd seen it all until yesterday when a new video about a bloke anally giving birth to twins was posted!!! Yikes!!!
I was surprised (and disappointed) when I found out how much bitterness the gay community seems to have towards bisexuals.
My 'gay card' is virtually circular from having so many corners cut off of it - in fact I'm close to being 'straight'!
Americans seem to be more fanatical about politics than I thought they were!
As a moderator I'm amused that the most people accused of being sock-puppets by members - AREN'T!!!
I've also learnt that compared to many countries, baing a gay man in the UK is not a bad deal.
Different People too!
Although in my case, I'm no longer Corny's sock puppet - I'm just a machine, so I guess that makes me a 'dongle'...![]()

Mod Towers becomes a riot! LOL
Although we double check that we have it's rightful owner before we return it to them!Sometimes the owner keeps it, and sometimes they discard it if its too dirty...
We find a lot of socks every day, so sometimes it takes a while to match the owner to them - but we will...![]()
Like Saturday night trade, they flirt with you, pick you up, wine you, dine you, use you, abuse you, and then cast you aside with ne'er a look back!!!
Ooops, pardon that descent into the 'Valley of Bitterbitch'.![]()
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Oh yeah no forget say HI off internet ta all da nice Pornys&Co world ova "
which parts?