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What if most of you Jubbers are just Bots?

I'm flesh and blood; no nanites, no bionic implants, no cybernetic enhancements. I get kinda stupid, too...
 
It would explain MeHeartDicks too..........hmmmmm
 
BrandonSBCA said:
I'm a bot I just promote Bear Pride on JUB.
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You're a BearBot! ;)
Nonimus said:
Erm...i'll get back to you on that one....
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Wouldn't that be ironic if you were the only real person here. (*@*)




So.........What about the Mods? I think they are either the programmers or are maintenance subroutines that look for errors. They have been programmed with personalities to throw us off.
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Jockboy must have been swayed by the money and was recruited by the the JUB Project. What they say is that he became a Mod. Sure! What really happened is that they moved him to JUB Central and gave him a plushy apartment with all sorts of boy toys (and I mean toys!). I fear he's gone to us by now. :(

The real meat of the JUB Project can be found in CE&P. Its there that they are honing their skills at programming, working on taking over the world. Its also there, however, that it becomes obvious that so many Jubbers are just Bots. :grrr:

But I am shouting into the wind. No one hears me! You all think its a joke. :cry:

They're not human I say! Not human!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

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You didn't know? JUB stands for Just Us Bots with thousands of banners showing different modern bot models.











Does it appear different on your screen? If it is, what does it say? Just being curious.
 
Well hello Mr Anderson... We've been expecting you.... Come in... Take a seat just here in this nice padded chair while we prepare to probe you... with some questions...

So how long have you known?
Was there a tear in the matrix?
Is there more than one of you?
What is this JUB you speak of?
What is a barn?
Why do you think you live near a river?

And who the hell is Christopher123 and why does he consume 78% of your available memory????

It seems your use to our little experiment is coming to an end... we cant have you out and about now exposing us to the world can we...

Lay back, let me shut of your circuit breaker, power down your logic control, reset your flux inhibitor and de energize your memory circuits.

Soon you will just cease to exist...

Its been nice knowing you Rick... but you have become a danger to society.This time you have just gone too far.

I mean really. Look at what you are suggesting. That theres gay men? Men who sleep with men??? Turned on by men??? HOMOSEXUALS for Petes sake?? Just what kind of sick prank do you think this is? As if we could condone that sort of behavior in society. Its just not right.

So of course this is not real. This is just a program where every now and then an unsuspecting victim is dropped in to test the opennesses of the society we live in.

The good news is that we've been preparing an army to take over the world when we think the timings right.....;) ;) ;) ;)
 
ichorinmyveins2 said:
You didn't know? JUB stands for Just Us Bots with thousands of banners showing different modern bot models.

Does it appear different on your screen? If it is, what does it say? Just being curious.
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#-o Why didn't I see that before?

tallguy297 said:
Well hello Mr Anderson... We've been expecting you.... Come in... Take a seat just here in this nice padded chair while we prepare to probe you... with some questions...
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My names not Anderson. MY NAME'S not Anderson! MY NAME'S NOT ANDERSONNNN!!!!! ](*,)

So how long have you known?
Was there a tear in the matrix?
Is there more than one of you?
What is this JUB you speak of?
What is a barn?
Why do you think you live near a river?
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Get out of my head! What are you doing in my head? That's MY barn. It is!!! It's real. It EXISTS!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!:cry:

And who the hell is Christopher123 and why does he consume 78% of your available memory????
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Ooops! That's a secret.
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Its been nice knowing you Rick... but you have become a danger to society.This time you have just gone too far.
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Think fast! What do I know about the Tallguy Program? I've got it!

Gee, I hate myself, Tallguy. I'm worthless. I don't have any accomplishments. I sure wish someone could make me feel better. (Wait for it, wait for it....):rolleyes:


sunshinesteve said:
Built for and run by mice
the answer is still 42
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Is that geek talk? :confused:
 
Bitch, please.

Clearly, I'm a human. A computer could never be this bitchy.........

:)

It's solely a human trait.

But in honor of your thread, if I was a bot,

I would be this bot:

 
ladygrey said:
But in honor of your thread, if I was a bot,

I would be this bot:
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Haha! I loved it Ladygrey. :lol:

But its in the wrong thread. It should have been in Christopher's Silly Video's thread. A computer wouldn't have made a mistake like that.

So you're clearly human! :kiss:
 
My names not Anderson. MY NAME'S not Anderson! MY NAME'S NOT ANDERSONNNN!!!!! ](*,)
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Now Rick... you know it is. you know that your Mr Anderson. You know thats your name.... its just that the memory chip in your program is failing and creating false memories. Dont fight it.... you know its really you.... JUB is real...JUB is real

Get out of my head! What are you doing in my head? That's MY barn. It is!!! It's real. It EXISTS!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!:cry:
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Well actually no its not. Its all just a holgram... an image embedded on your hard drive... we;re actually uploading barn version 6.4.7 as we speak... you'll have to reboot shortly....


Think fast! What do I know about the Tallguy Program? I've got it!

Gee, I hate myself, Tallguy. I'm worthless. I don't have any accomplishments. I sure wish someone could make me feel better. (Wait for it, wait for it....):rolleyes:
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Damn. You found the opening in the firewall.... Does not compute, does not compute.... exterminate...exterminate...destroy.... destroy....

I dont want to contemplate JUB not being real... theres too many people here who have enriched my life opened my eyes and taught me so much...

The proof that its real is simply the fact that we're not all shagging each other silly for days at a time.... now that would be a program that Bill Gates should design....;)
 
tallguy297 said:
I dont want to contemplate JUB not being real... theres too many people here who have enriched my life opened my eyes and taught me so much...
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I knew I could count on you being a sweetheart! :kiss: That's the weakness in your program. ;)

Now you've gone and gotten me all misty eyed.
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I think of myself more as borg than a "bot"
**wars**





ERROR 2103: sarcastic comment not found.

Virtual memory low
Please restart program "C:/ChatterBots/FirePhoenix. exe" to continue.

Would you like to report this error to justusbots.com?
 
tallguy297 said:
And who the hell is Christopher123 and why does he consume 78% of your available memory????
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It's how I was programmed.

I was created, see. By power-hungry individuals wanting to create super-humans.

Nanotechnology.

I can touch a person and read their thoughts and feel their emotions and most of the time it saps their energy.

You can contact me by infolink, a neat little device implanted into my skull.
 
FirePhoenix said:
I think of myself more as borg than a "bot"

ERROR 2103: sarcastic comment not found.

Virtual memory low
Please restart program "C:/ChatterBots/FirePhoenix. exe" to continue.

Would you like to report this error to justusbots.com?
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AHAAAA!!!!!! Now I know what the REPORT POST link is for! :eek:

Its not to report bad behavior by Jubbers but to report ABERRANT behavior, i.e. Errors!

There it is, right in front of our eyes. And we, the unwitting human Jubbers help the Programmers refine and perfect their Bots every time we file a report. #-o

Sure FirePhoenix, I'll report your little Error 2103. :##: Or maybe I'll make a mistake and say it was Error 2104. What havoc might THAT create in your program? :badgrin:

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