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What not to say to someone after having sex...

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The "tops: what not to say to a bottom" thread immediately reminded me of this.
Have you ever had a guy saying "thank you" after hooking up and fucking and everything? It's sounds so fucking bad and it's just a distasteful thing to say after having sex...you're like "Umm kay...you're welcome?". :rolleyes:

NEVER say that to someone! Not EVER!!!
 
I dunno.

My policy is to leave them speechless.

With gratitude and satisfaction...not shock I hope...:badgrin:
 
Will that be cash....or charge? Check? Sorry, we can't accept personal

checks or validate parking.
 
Don't make a lot of noise in the Hallway - and leave the $200.00 on the coffee table. Call me.
 
The "tops: what not to say to a bottom" thread immediately reminded me of this.
Have you ever had a guy saying "thank you" after hooking up and fucking and everything? It's sounds so fucking bad and it's just a distasteful thing to say after having sex...you're like "Umm kay...you're welcome?". :rolleyes:

NEVER say that to someone! Not EVER!!!

Thank You.
 
yeah .. or the other thing which I hate even more

"call me any time!"

and when you actually call or text them, they don't pick up/reply.

hey .. if it was just a hook up, there is nothing wrong with just keeping it at that. but don't pretend you are in for more if you aren't ..
 


Is that ALL you got?
 
Worst I had was a guy saying that sex was "the least he could do" after I donated some work time for his event. Nice... so you weren't really into me, this was just some sort of obligation on your part?
 
"Thanks but wrong hole," "Reminds me of mother," or (while remving tape from said partners mouth) "shh, quiet, and better take a test."
 
"when is your grandmothers birthday?"



not that anybody has ever said that to me (or anybody to anybody, ever, i hope) but we were talking about things you shouldnt say, so... :P
(yeah i stole that line. anybody getting the reference?)

i cant see whats wrong with "lets hang out" or "call me", though. i mean, not immediatly after, but a little later. of course, half of it never leads anywhere and that leaves me wondering why they would say anything like that in the first place. but the other half... :lol:
 
"The cash is on the table. No, you can't shower. Get the fuck out before I bust that purddy lil'mouth of yers up. Whore. Filthy trash slut whore."

And then I say, "thank you sir" and wake up.

;)

But seriously, why say anything at all? A gentle embrace or even a soft nuzzle before going to sleep can speak volumes words can't convey.
 
Never ask him if it's in. Real mood killer :lol:
 
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