What not to say to someone after having sex...

[presario1000]

"got change for a 20?"

really the worst thing to hear from a guy right after sex is when can I see you again... at least wait till we've cleaned up and got our clothes on

i've also had a guy tell me I was his second favorite cocksucker. First off I dont want to hear that kind of thing and hell if you think that kind of thing's a compliment why not go for just favorite even if its a lie. If i'm going to talk dirty with a guy when he's fucking me I'm not going to be like "thats the fifth biggest dick thats been in me"

 

[Lefty]

You wanna hit the light on your way out...and uh... you did get the room for

all night didn't you.

 

[jaycee style]

Attention - What not to say to someone after having sex...

"Damn, i can't wait for my test results"

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

"You mean I bought dinner and a movie FOR THAT? Get out!"

 

[Lefty]

come again?

 

[Zaphod]

You're almost as good as your brother.

Or worse, "You are almost as good as your dad."

 

[benners]

"You do it just like my Uncle did that summer when I was eight." Hehe.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

"Marry you? NO! I won't marry you!
Where are my fucking underpants? I'm leaving!....can I get cab fare?"

 

[Lefty]

^

Five bonus points,

I thought it but couldn't do it. lol

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

^
^yeah, I laughed my ass off when I saw that.

I can't top it! illgetbi wins... congrats IGB

 

[CowboyBob]

"You're not as bad as everyone says you are."

"Have you found Jesus?"

 

[Sigma-taylor-E]

Not what I was expecting.....