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What to do if you find a huge Tarantula crawling on you

They are quite cute actually - and, like quite a number of other 'potentially' dangerous creatures, relatively harmless unless you do something to antagonise them.

I once met a guy who had one as a pet - was quite happy to let it crawl all over me - quite enjoyed the experience...
 
While running, I'd flail my arms.



If I ever approached a tarantula (doubt it would happen voluntarily unless I would get a million bucks in exchange or something ....like a chalupa from Taco Bell), I'd wear a full body suit...or 20 =.= Are the scar bumps big or as small like goose bumps?

Goose bumpy :(
 
As you know, Shit Zoo Anal-gesic is a bit of a lazy turd. When I have
a Tarantula of size, I take it over to his house. Archibald his bestest dog
friend and I take them in the backyard and put them naked in the empty
swimming pool.

Archy runs the lights and cords while I cam the action for clips to sell on
e-bay showing Holistic aerobics. Do you have any extra tarantulas, we
have a sale coming up and need fresh product.
 
I would scare it with audio*, then activate a powerful chemical scent to drive it away** and then lower my body temperature*** to a state in which I would be too cold to be of interest to living things looking for warmth.

-d-
*scream like a girl
**shit myself
***die
 
I would scare it with audio*, then activate a powerful chemical scent to drive it away** and then lower my body temperature*** to a state in which I would be too cold to be of interest to living things looking for warmth.

-d-
*scream like a girl
**shit myself
***die

best post in years
 
If I see a creature that resembles a tarantula I will light myself on fire.


If it touches me?

I would of been dead
 
I used to be terrified of spiders, but then began studying them, feeding them and such, until it's reached the point that unless I happen to inadvertently walk into a web and the spider's stuck to my face, I can deal with them and leave them alone.

That said, what is the real chance a tarantula of ANY size is going to happen to just climb onto you without you knowing, much less not seeing it coming? :confused:

I had one in my middle school science class, (the same period of my spider terrification LOL) and I thought it was the coolest thing, but I was never there when they let it out to walk on you.
 
I used to be terrified of spiders, but then began studying them, feeding them and such, until it's reached the point that unless I happen to inadvertently walk into a web and the spider's stuck to my face, I can deal with them and leave them alone.

That said, what is the real chance a tarantula of ANY size is going to happen to just climb onto you without you knowing, much less not seeing it coming? :confused:

I had one in my middle school science class, (the same period of my spider terrification LOL) and I thought it was the coolest thing, but I was never there when they let it out to walk on you.

RE: "That said, what is the real chance a tarantula of ANY size is going to happen to just climb onto you without you knowing, much less not seeing it coming?"

I'm glad you asked that, because they're sold in many pet shops as pets, and thus are commonly available in most communities. So here's a scenario for you:

Someone you've pissed off in the past is secretly a revenge freak, and after running across the countless videos on YouTube about lock picking, key bumping, and burglar alarm circumvention techniques, he buys a big hairy tarantula and slips into your residence with it. Then he lets it loose under your bed, and slips back out without leaving any signs of an intrusion.

The tarantula likes it under your bed, because it's dark, and he finds a few small bugs to snack on. So it decides to wait until dark before doing any exploring. Then you come home and flip a bright light on in the room, slam drawers, turn unpleasant music on, talk incessantly on your phone, fart, etc. And this whole time, the tarantula is thinking you're a jerk, and he doesn't like you for disturbing him and scaring bugs away.

Then you turn the light off and crash down on the bed, alarming the tarantula even more. Now it's really pissed, and it's thinking, "Who does this freaking ahole think he is? Doesn't he know who he's fucking with?" Literally seething with anger, it waits until it senses you're asleep, and quietly crawls out from under your bed, and then up the side of it onto your mattress.

As it crawls onto your butt, it pauses, considering whether to bite your ass. After a minute or so of deliberation, it decides to head for your big head instead, since your little head isn't accessible. As it gingerly crawls onto the side of your face, it pauses for a few seconds, and suddenly sinks it's fangs into your eyelid, penetrating through to your eyeball as it injects it's venom. And when you wake up screaming, it becomes frightened and shoots a mist of microscopic barbed hairs straight into both of your eyes in order to defend itself. :p

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Ronnie

Thank you for the eloquent verbalization and superior visuals.

Management will be keeping a close eye on the webbings

you spin here for the possibility of promotion.
 
Ronnie

Thank you for the eloquent verbalization and superior visuals.

Management will be keeping a close eye on the webbings

you spin here for the possibility of promotion.

You're welcum. :D
 
I would scare it with audio*, then activate a powerful chemical scent to drive it away** and then lower my body temperature*** to a state in which I would be too cold to be of interest to living things looking for warmth.

-d-
*scream like a girl
**shit myself
***die

RE: "I would scare it with audio"

Fright is what triggers the barbed hair defense mechanism. So before "scaring" it with audio, be sure to put some goggles on. :)
 
This thread hasn't seen the light of day since last March, so I figured it was time to bump it for the new members who don't know what to do if they find a huge Tarantula crawling on them. ..|
 
Oh god... I think I could deal with it if I allowed it to crawl on me, but if I suddenly FOUND one I would probably just die. I would just die.

Or, more literally, I'd scream like a little girl and flail around.

I honestly don't know why they're so scary, it's really odd.
 
OK as I am terrified of spiders ( any size from tiny ones to large ones I just scream like a girl ) I should explian the reason behind this. As a kid growing up we lived over a fruit and veg shop and the owner, when I came back from school, always said I could help myself to a piece of fruit ( now after avoiding the horrid ones Grapefruit and limes ) I enjoyed oranges, clemintines, apples, strawberries, blueberrys ETC ETC Then came the day I made a bee line for the bananas, now these were still in fingers and you had to pull them apart so I picked a clump up and pulled one out ( now in these days all we had to wear on our feet to school was gym shoes, you know the thin black ones ) And I felt something land on my foot, didnt think anything of it and started to eat the lovely fruit. It was when I started to move towards the stairs that I noticed something was still on my show, I looked down and the was the biggest 8 legged beast I had ever seen ( now you have to remember I was only 6, but the thing was huge ) Luckily it was dead ( it had been through the freezing process ) but since that day I have not been able to stand spiders.

I later was told by Frank (the guy who owned the store it was a trantula, I remember nothing apart from it was black )
But since that day I have had a morbid fear of bananas and spiders.

And thats my spider tale

Have fun

Take care

Mark

And the last pic is my worst nightmare come true LOL

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I'm that arachnophobic that I had to call my mom to come rescue me when a rain spider crawled up the outside of the glass shower door when I was younger and in the shower :bartshock No mom should have to rescue her 20 year old son, naked and sobbing in the corner of a shower from a spider ...
I can tell you however that my reaction would probably be bloody funny to watch
 
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