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what will you do if you meet a u.f.o ??

i saw forth kind... you know you cant do shit when that happens lol
IT'S ALL ANAL FROM THERE!!!......... just like jail lol
 
Egypto said:
Why are aliens allegedly so afraid of water? Is it just 'Signs' which tells us that or is it in other movies and stuff.
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"Signs" is the only movie like that that I can recall. It's pretty dumb.

There is water all over the universe, and I'm sure the aliens would have known this planet's surface is 2/3 water and have some sort of space suit to protect themselves.

Also what was with that bit in signs where the family is wrapping alluminium foil on their heads.
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Aluminum. ;)

That was a bit of comedy in the movie. Tin foil is used by conspiracy theorists to keep "them" (whomever they are) from reading their minds. Conspiracy theorists are also preoccupied with UFOs and aliens.
 
What I would do would depend on their attitudes: If they were friendly explorers I would invite them home and throw a party in honor of their visit. Then I would take them out shopping for souvenirs and get them to buy as much as they could to help stimulate the US economy. As they left I would invite them to stop by again and bring their friends.

But if they turned out to be evil aliens bent on conquering mankind, I would have to kick whatever body appendage they had that was the equivalent of the Earth ass all the way back to their home planet and destroy their ability to wage war against us (after confiscating enough of their combat technology to ensure I would be able to defend us from any potential allies they may have out there).
 
Do they have laser guns? If not then I'm running. If they do...I suppose I'm becoming a sex slave...
 
BeMused said:
Do they have laser guns? If not then I'm running. If they do...I suppose I'm becoming a sex slave...
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If they are violent they will most likely have laser guns (or worse). But you can always run to me for protection. And if you are so keen on being a sex slave, Frankie say hurry up and get here! Of course you'll have to serve two masters.
 
frankfrank said:
But, ah, uh, that hot alien might be carrying some DISEASE that they're entirely immune to, but it's 383 times as deadly and virulent to humans as the Swine Flu, and it's actually a viron - a life form never before seen on Earth - which is a cross between a virus
and a prion.

In fact, not only are they immune to it, but this horrible-disease-to-humans is very important in their metabolic cycle.

Your risk, LOL.

But I'd probably hit it, too. :cool:
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It would be worth it! I would sacrifice my life to impregnate the hot gay alien with hot alien/ human hybrid babies. That is the the big conflict of the story... should I do it or not. But finally I make the choice that it is my destiny, and so I go for it, and accept the terrible disease, and die a horrible, painful death. But the world will be a better place.
 
I just thought that it's possible they look like the aliens from "V"! In which case I will be having lots of hot alien sex!! ;) :D
 
BeMused said:
I just thought that it's possible they look like the aliens from "V"! In which case I will be having lots of hot alien sex!! ;) :D
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Just get yourself a lizard. Sure they are still from this planet, but that's the closest you'll ever get.


Molotov Spark said:
hmmm, well how would a person meet a UFO without having been abducted or them coming to take over the world.
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Maybe the UFO will be friendly and introduce itself, right before suffering from the swine flu and puking up some aliens.
 
BeMused said:
I just thought that it's possible they look like the aliens from "V"! In which case I will be having lots of hot alien sex!! ;) :D
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Just make sure you have some sour milk in the fridge for him, so that he'll get all the more aroused.

Oops, sorry, that was the Alien Nation TV series. Nevermind.
 
It's a UFO, not the Wicked Witch of the West, Dorothy!

If you should be a UFO upon a summers day
What would you do? What would you say?
I'd say: "Goodmorning UFO." and, "How do you do?"
"I'm pleased to meet you, UFO." and, "May I dance with you?"
 
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