What would be your dream job?

[Digicel]

Mine?

A prison guard or a pro basketball player in the NBA (but only if i get traded to every team in the association)


I cant chose so maybe i become a guard after i retire from the NBA. Although it might be a lil suspicious because with all the millions i made on the court why would i want to be a prison guard....

 

[Digicel]

which is why i said "dream" job.

 

[G-Lexington]

Got it.

Lex

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

I miss Sultan.

 

[Digicel]

Well that seems more realistic than mine so i say you should go for it and make your dream come true.

 

[Memosexual87]

i wanna be famous but not 4 like talent or anythin that really takes effort. i wanna be famous for bein famous like kardashians or paris hilton. reality tv! thats my drem job

Got it.

Lex

FAIL

the question aint if u got the job its what is it.

 

[hausofandy]

Be a novelist that sells so many books.

 

[Digicel]

You what i would be really good at? I dont know what the name of the job would be but it would entail making TV shows/movies funnier or more dramatic.


Sometimes i watch a TV show and movie or music video and i have all these ideas ans suggestions that would have made it so much better.


That would be my dream job and i know it would pay big money too.


Here are some examples of my work.


In Rihannas music video for HARD...the part where she says: Where Dem Girls Talking Trash?


She should have had some actual girls in the video talking trash and then Rihanna just pushes a button and blows them up.

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In the movie Precious....when her mother asks her if she is coming home near the end of the movie..Instead of saying nothing...she should have made a dramatic pause...take a deep breath...look her mother straight in the eye and say: I am home.

That would have given the actress the oscar. That would have been her big oscar moment.



Young and the Restless 2 weeks ago when Gloria told Tucker that size matters...she should have turned to her husband and said.."well baby you are the exception to that"

 

[BearMagus]

Owning a night club without having to tend bar. I want the fun and prestige without doing the dirty work.

 

[maxpowr9]

Owning a night club without having to tend bar. I want the fun and prestige without doing the dirty work.

LMAO. Enjoy the 12+ hour workday every day then. It is one of my dream jobs also and any person who runs their own business will tell you how much work and their life is devoted to it.

Of course my current dream job is to be a House Husband. I'll get paid in sex of course.

 

[Ellybelly909]

Five came to mind immediately--Great thread!!!

1) Doing play by play announcing for the NFL's GB Packers....

2) Directing hollywood movies

3) teaching gay studies or film at a major university

4) Songwriter for the stars--write all the big hits for talented singers who can't write lyrics

5) Play shortstop for the Milwaukee Brewers

 

[TickTockMan]

It's a draw. Either a U.S. Secret Service Agent or a Stage Technician on Broadway or their traveling shows.

 

[CumAlong]

I think it is absolutely sad that I can't think of one that I would consider a DREAM job...

 

[Ellybelly909]

One more:

towel boy for any college football team......gotta love those college locker rooms

The towels would be wash cloth size too....

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>FAIL. the question aint if u got the job its what is it.

And I answered. My dream job is the one I've got. And having my dream job is so full of WIN you can't even comprehend.

Lex

 

[Horschallen]

ARchitect.

 

[MisterMajestic]

My Dream Job: Standing at the Pearly Gates and deciding who gets into Heaven and who gets DROPPED down to Hell...

 

[doctorsun]

A columnist who writes witty observational opinion pieces...kind of like Carrie's column in Sex and the City but not about being a whore.

Too bad print media is dying and the internet is already overrun with people who think they're funny doing that exact same thing.

 

[Memosexual87]

>>>FAIL. the question aint if u got the job its what is it.

And I answered. blah blah blah

Lex

didnt say u failed at aswerin

FAIL x2

 

[Edward Twinkletoes]

Masturbating for 35 minutes a day 4 days a week.