What would be your dream job?

[uniballer]

Lawd, I wonder why.

My dream is to become a psychotherapist.

When it becomes a reality, I'll make sure to give you my card.

Actually, since I'm not able to accomplish my dream job (singer/recording artist), I am going to become a Psychiatric Mental Health Nurse Practitioner. At least that would support my being able to do musical theatre, operas, etc

 

[fetaby]

Personal Message Therapist for the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise... whut? a guy can dream yeah?

 

[fetaby]

Masturbating for 35 minutes a day 4 days a week.

In that case you need to cut back just a lil and you've already got it.

At least that's what it looks like outside your window.

 

[Ram]

A writer/graphic novelist/scriptwriter/director

 

[Lukeee]

I already have my dream job: being God.

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>Personal Message Therapist for the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise...

The personal messages on the Enterprise need therapy?

>>>didnt say u failed at aswerin FAIL x2

Gosh, you're cute.

Lex

 

[Yooper]

I STILL don't know what I wanna do when I grow up.

 

[CudDULL]

porn star, prostitute (oh wait nvm there already), sexy Liberian with great credentials, professional party crash. oh edit, i also want to be a reality tv star

 

[Memosexual87]

>>> Gosh, you're cute.

condescendingly cute

 

[Payton]

There’s not one specific job I can list, as I would love to do something behind the scenes in the entertainment industry.

A writer for a sketch show like SNL, or a talent recruiter would be ideal for me.

 

[unloadonme]

I already have my dream job: being God.

That would make Leeds heaven. I don't think so!

 

[talbot57]

Photographer in a porn studio

 

[talbot57]

I've always felt bad for the photographer/cameraman in a porn studio. I have tried before to watch porn and not masturbate, but I can't. Once I see the action the urge is too strong. I can't imagine seeing two hot men having sex right in front of me and being forced to stay focused on a job. I would have to set up a tripod and jump in.

Yeah, a tripod is essential

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Abu Graib prison warden...

 

[braex27]

Writer for the New Yorker. Or a film critic. Or a novelist. Or a Concert Pianist.

 

[giftart]

A Musician or a scientist!

 

[ibill1]

A Fluffer.

In reality, a train engineer.

 

[fetaby]

>>>Personal Message Therapist for the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise...

The personal messages on the Enterprise need therapy?

>>>didnt say u failed at aswerin FAIL x2

Gosh, you're cute.

Lex

Nah, you're right that job sucks, I'm gonna go shoot allllll the Personal Messages on that Enterprise... see how they like it...
teehee. I'm silly, and didn't bother to make sure I used the correct word... yay!

 

[Jayden]

Being retired before I turn 30.

 

[rareboy]

Here are some examples of my work.


In Rihannas music video for HARD...the part where she says: Where Dem Girls Talking Trash?


She should have had some actual girls in the video talking trash and then Rihanna just pushes a button and blows them up.

_______________

In the movie Precious....when her mother asks her if she is coming home near the end of the movie..Instead of saying nothing...she should have made a dramatic pause...take a deep breath...look her mother straight in the eye and say: I am home.

That would have given the actress the oscar. That would have been her big oscar moment.

....sprays coffee through nose.........