Whats an advantage in being gay ...

[justaguy]

I cant sleep. Theres a Ruru (an owl) hooting from a tree outside my bedroom window and a cricket or something accompanying it.

 

[justaguy]

You live with someone who knows if they can get an orgasm or not...

Yea. Male orgasms are hard to fake.

 

[justaguy]

12:15 am Owl has flown away. Catfight at the neighbours ...

 

[justaguy]

12:40 am Looking at the stars. Southern Cross looks magnificent tonight. Gay or straight, that aint gunna change. Putting that in the neutral column.

 

[justaguy]

Ok. If I choose a name and think of all the people I have ever known with that name, Im normally asleep by the time I get to the 10th person, so Im going to try that.

 

[EJMichaels]

Except for that baby-making thing, the wide appeal of mixed-sex pairing is something of a mystery to me.

 

[MakeDigitalLove]

Well, I think the jokes on you All my contributions here ARE light hearted. Trust me.

This would be more believable if you didn't constantly make the same remarks towards women this whole thread.

 

[Kabluey]

Ok. If I choose a name and think of all the people I have ever known with that name, Im normally asleep by the time I get to the 10th person, so Im going to try that.

No more beersies for you

 

[sixthson]

What advantage? Let's see...there is this teeny little clit or a throbbing rock hard 8" cock.....tough call.

 

[travis82]

In a heterosexual relationship, the woman is always right. The man will always be the first to say "I'm sorry". There is no compromise.

 

[travis82]

In a heterosexual relationship, men and boys are dragged by their wives and girlfriends to watch a stupid romantic movie.


Wife: I want to watch "Twilight". And you have to watch it with me.

Husband: No way!!!

Wife: Then we are not having sex tonight.

 

[IceColdLover]

Being a gay male? No drama from women mostly, even though other gay men give me as much drama as women would. You also get to explore a man in no way a straight man would, and gay men get intense orgasms from prostate stimulation, a thing most straight men will never experience. Not to mention treating women with more respect that a lot of straight men do and being open to more pop music, sitcoms, musicals and other gay-ish things in the entertainment world.

 

[travis82]

In a heterosexual relationship,


Boyfriend: I want to have sex.


Girlfriend: Sorry, I'm having my period.



Husband: I want to have sex.

Wife: Sorry, I'm pregnant. No sex for nine months.

 

[justaguy]

This would be more believable if you didn't constantly make the same remarks towards women this whole thread.

If you think that, you also have to think that I intended people to believe that the following absurd conversation ...

Me : I'm just going to put the cat out.
Her : Why ?

Me : Because. And then I'm going to stick these pillows around my ears.
Her : Don't do that, I've just washed them.

... actually took place.

 

[justaguy]

When going on holiday, it is better to go with another man because men are better at reading maps and therefor you will have no chance of getting lost.

I'm going to have to scrub that one off the 'pro/advantage' list because although men are better at reading maps (it goes back to cavemen days), women are better at remembering routes, and therefore less likely to get lost.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-superior-remembering-routes-study-finds.html

I don't know. I think I'm getting somewhere balancing up the list and google throws that back at me ...

 

[MorrisseyX]

I think an advantage of being gay is seeing the world through a different perspective. We challenge the ideology of masculinity simply by existing.

 

[mikemizanin729]

I wouldn't call women drama queens without realizing there are plenty of drama queens on JUB.

Just saying.

 

[MorrisseyX]

In a heterosexual relationship,


Boyfriend: I want to have sex.


Girlfriend: Sorry, I'm having my period.



Husband: I want to have sex.

Wife: Sorry, I'm pregnant. No sex for nine months.

. I think this is true in heterosexual relationships the woman holds the power not the man. A woman can withhold sex IF she is angry at her boyfriend or husband.

 

[MorrisseyX]

Yea. Male orgasms are hard to fake.

This is true a lot of straight men worry their female partners fake an orgasm. The straight man is never really sure if the woman cums or not. In gay sex we can see if a man is aroused by looking at his erection. We can also see if he cums through ejaculation. I also think with gay men the communication is better during sex.We are more likely to ask the other guy what he is into sexually. In straight sex some women are lame they are too timid and shy to tell the man what turns them on. There is too much drama with women.

 

[justaguy]

I wouldn't call women drama queens without realizing there are plenty of drama queens on JUB.

Just saying.

Yep, and you're adding to that perspective as we speak ...

The irony is that you're attempting to create drama yourself.