What's happening in Australia?

[gsdx]

i wonder the psychology of tattooing the whole face ?

Not quite the whole face. He hasn't done his nose and ears yet.

 

[DonQuixote]

This is from 2011 X-Factor Australia

 

[ravenstar]

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Kawaii! Down with the tatty marsupial, up with the splendid avian.

http://mashable.com/2015/02/10/australias-oldest-man-penguins/

I saw that article the other day. I thought it was so cute. I love the Penguin vest with the logo of Penguin Publishing on it. What a lovely old bloke.

 

[DonQuixote]

Gotta watch out for that Aussie Wildlife - it's a bloke eat bloke world down under.

 

[mikemizanin729]

Are Neighbours and Home And Away still running ?

Don't start Cormac. With my fan posts about it in F&G you know FULL well that they're still with us.

Good too.

 

[DonQuixote]

Hey, Max, you know Cormac is just stirring the pot for fun and no malice.

 

[mikemizanin729]

Hey, Max, you know Cormac is just stirring the pot for fun and no malice.

Yes I was responding in a fun way.

 

[mikemizanin729]

Drunk Irishman gets stuck in air vent while trying to enter Australian club.

A drunk Irishman is rescued from the air vent of night club Sin City.

http://lordsofthedrinks.com/2015/01...r-vent-while-trying-to-enter-australian-club/

Why didn't he just go home.

 

[pat grimshaw]

It was our national day of thanksgiving two days ago.

We just had a small barbecue down at the mill and so didn't join the ferry chartered by the boofy Eastern Suburbs football team.

(Each of the highly-paid, professional teams has an animal as a mascot and the Eastern Suburbs team have a Rooster or Cockerel as theirs.)

 

[pat grimshaw]

Now is the our winter of our discontent.

You are shucking off your clothes around the house while we are putting on our tracky-dacks, footy-socks and woolly-beanies.

 

[Essex Boy]

You are shucking off your clothes around the house while we are putting on our tracky-dacks, footy-socks and woolly-beanies.

What‽ I'm sitting in the kitchen wearing three layers and clasping a mug of tea to try and keep warm. I had the heating on a couple of nights ago.

 

[pat grimshaw]

The public servants keep so busy flying rainbow flags constantly down here

https://twitter.com/x/status/1658759127353688065

 

[rareboy]

Is this a problem somehow?

 

[pat grimshaw]

Woman flashes her genitals for the sake of fashion—

Non-binary influencer Deni Todorovic embroiled in FLASHING scandal

Daily Mail Australia can reveal Todorovic, 35, flashed their genitals at two of the country's best known entertainment journalists at Australian Fashion Week on Tuesday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Essex Boy]

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I love the idea of International Pronouns Day. We need an International Dangling Participle Awareness Week too.

 

[pat grimshaw]

Dangling Participle

I suspect some of my favourite lyrics from Gilbert & Sullivan had some of those.

They said it was OK to contort the sense of the sentence to get a strong rhyme.

 

[pigface]

Woman flashes her genitals for the sake of fashion—

Non-binary influencer Deni Todorovic embroiled in FLASHING scandal

Daily Mail Australia can reveal Todorovic, 35, flashed their genitals at two of the country's best known entertainment journalists at Australian Fashion Week on Tuesday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

As Sir Les Patterson - cultural attaché to the court of Saint James - once said : "I think she gave me a flash of the vertical smile."

 

[pat grimshaw]

She hasn't displayed her 'vertical smile' … yet.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1633731861947219973

 

[pat grimshaw]

We knew it would happen. And it has.

In North Australia, today.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1660885602009759744

Listen to this with the volume ON.

 

[pat grimshaw]

Members of parliament are supposed to be superior people with superior wisdom to guide the country

https://twitter.com/x/status/1661328296708296721