What's hotter? A Speedo or a wrestling singlet?

[belamyi]

Regarding the last guy in the last pic with the blue, red and green (roughly) NON-SPEEDO bathing suit: what kind of surreal funhouse mirror AI body is that??

A competition swimmer's body... a real one, not a slim 1970s guy in a speedo.
And how is that a non-speedo... oh, you mean it was manufactured and sold by a different company.

 

[belamyi]

/\ If little boy blue Nike trunks isn't photo edited, he needs to see a doctor about those strange lumps.

It's either him or you

 

[NotHardUp1]

Wrestlers' bodies are hotter, singlets look silly

Swimmers' bodies look the sillier, the more "professional" they are (lanky, flat assed, short-necked while broad-shouldered), but surely speedos are about the hottest thing with which a hot body can be covered.

Mr. Yount here is a Drury hall-of-fame honoree for his swimming, and he was also very popular in his Colt modelling days.

I have to agree about the neck thing, as his head (the upper one) looks a bit shrunken by the vast span of his shoulders and pecs.

Meh, I wouldn't focus on that. Really.

 

[lockeroomguy]

Tough decision, but I have to go with the speedo. Wrestlers don't have a choice in what they wear. There is a team uniform. Swimmers can wear trunks, square cuts, jammers or speedos. Guys wearing speedos make the choice to wear skimpy attire. The fact that they've chosen to wear a sexy suit makes them more appealing.

 

[belamyi]

Mr. Yount here is a Drury hall-of-fame honoree for his swimming, and he was also very popular in his Colt modelling days.

I have to agree about the neck thing, as his head (the upper one) looks a bit shrunken by the vast span of his shoulders and pecs.

Meh, I wouldn't focus on that. Really.

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Meh, that's only because he is a post-competition musclehead in the Colt era whose videos I used to watch... I meant the bodies during professional competition.
That is not a typical lean "swimmer's body" in high-end competition.

Fatter, daddier version:

 

[rareboy]

Let's not forget...

 

[belamyi]

Those green stains makes that hug look as if the bottom had just been saved from Martian alien rape.

 

[Latimer]

Regarding the last guy in the last pic with the blue, red and green (roughly) NON-SPEEDO bathing suit: what kind of surreal funhouse mirror AI body is that??

Ryan Lochte, seven individual Olympic medals, 12-time Olympic medalist and somewhat of a bad boy:

Google Search

 

[belamyi]

LIke most Americans, I discovered him at the same time I discovered that Race show.

 

[peeonme]

Depends upon who is in it.

 

[rareboy]

Ryan Lochte, seven individual Olympic medals, 12-time Olympic medalist and somewhat of a bad boy:

Google Search

And dumber than a fence post.

 

[belamyi]

And dumber than a fence post.

Unless you go for Oprah's little "all" in a relatively short extended span of "once".

 

[fredroy]

I like Speedos. I think the folks that complain about their junk being smushed up should try the next size up.

 

[fredroy]

AussieBum makes good speedos.

 

[belamyi]

"Folks" complaining about their junk being smushed up by speedos must be people normally wearing dorky bermudas and slackers as more "formal" dress, unaware of the proper pants or that fucking underwear they sell now, intended to make of Western men's crotches a fucking Disney prince crotch... while females are allowed to flaunt the prosthetics that try to hide their natural chest flatness.
Heck, all pants are designed to "smush up" the manly bulge.

 

[me203]

I like Speedos. I think the folks that complain about their junk being smushed up should try the next size up.

As I think I mentioned earlier in this thread, I went with "comfort" over "tight fit to win a race." No sense in worrying about winning a race when your times are--at best--"sometime this month." I ended up with size a bit bigger than my usual pants size, which worked well for me.

Super tight suits are of value only to those who want to win a race.

 

[Rickrock]

It depends on the fabric. Usually a speedo shows more, but I have seen some wrestling singlets which are particularly clingy or almost transparent in which case those wrestling singlets are sexier.

 

[rareboy]

 

[rareboy]

Don't miss the whole thread on Wrestlers with Boners.

https://forums.justusboys.com/threads/wrestling-guys-with-bulges-and-or-boners.336090/

 

[belamyi]

They humiliate the athletic male form under those rugs because a design enhancing the shapes with the right patterns would make insecure men realize they are "gay": that's why they dress sportwomen like hos (particularly on beach sports), and they try to hide male curves and bulges under childish dots and stale designs that make some feel they are "working" and being "entrepeneurial".