What's hotter? A Speedo or a wrestling singlet?

[NotHardUp1]

Heck, all pants are designed to "smush up" the manly bulge.

Maybe that is a European thing with tight pants, but I haven't found that to be true here in the U.S.

Lots of pants are loose fitting and present a flat front without smashing anything. The zipper and cover serve to somewhat obscure the potential VPL, but since few men are so well endowed that they bulge much when flaccid, it's not much of a thing to not see anything.

And, when older men begin to have enlarged scrotums from fluid accumulating there, their waists have generally grown too, so the drape of pants from the guts create a curtain of fabric far from being hugging to the crotch.

Neither khakis nor dress pants smash the bulge, but are simply loose enough to not reveal contours. And when men DO wear such tight pants, it very much looks like advertizing, as it is notably not a comfortable fashion.

 

[rareboy]

They humiliate the athletic male form under those rugs because a design enhancing the shapes with the right patterns would make insecure men realize they are "gay": that's why they dress sportwomen like hos (particularly on beach sports), and they try to hide male curves and bulges under childish dots and stale designs that make some feel they are "working" and being "entrepeneurial".

Sometimes. But...

 

[belamyi]

Maybe that is a European thing with tight pants, but I haven't found that to be true here in the U.S.

I made a specific mention to slacker pants but, even those, they are meant to flatten, not to just envelope, let alone enhance, like they do with female bulges, even the fake ones.
I guess there's also, apart from the prudery, the idea that men can feel humilitated if they are not perceived being big enough... so they just flatten everybody... not necessarily by tightening down: again, the American way is no hide the male form under folds and folds of fabric to achieve the same flattening effect than the "smushing up"... Finally, there's the idea that men must be bulky, even to the extent of shapelessness... and even in the case where they apparently do the opposite of letting themselves go, that is, when they "work out" to misshape their bodies in search for a bulk perceived as masculinity.

It's not just boyishness against ripe manhood... in the ads they manage to make him look less stumpy than he is now with all that gropable but inelegant bulk.

 

[belamyi]

Lots of pants are loose fitting and present a flat front without smashing anything. The zipper and cover serve to somewhat obscure the potential VPL, but since few men are so well endowed that they bulge much when flaccid, it's not much of a thing to not see anything.

And, when older men begin to have enlarged scrotums from fluid accumulating there, their waists have generally grown too, so the drape of pants from the guts create a curtain of fabric far from being hugging to the crotch.

Neither khakis nor dress pants smash the bulge, but are simply loose enough to not reveal contours. And when men DO wear such tight pants, it very much looks like advertizing, as it is notably not a comfortable fashion.

So what I said in my two previous comments: flatten the crotch.

I used to wear Casall (Swedish) boxerbriefs in the 1990s through 200s, and they were comfortable by merely following one's bulge, whatever it is. The last Boss I bought a few months ago totally tighten down... and it's a general trend, apparently, since my mother brought me cheaper ones "made in China" to wear at home, and they have the exact same effect, but with cheaper fabric.

 

[belamyi]

I made a specific mention to slacker pants but, even those, they are meant to flatten, not to just envelope, let alone enhance, like they do with female bulges, even the fake ones.
I guess there's also, apart from the prudery, the idea that men can feel humilitated if they are not perceived being big enough... so they just flatten everybody... not necessarily by tightening down: again, the American way is no hide the male form under folds and folds of fabric to achieve the same flattening effect than the "smushing up"... Finally, there's the idea that men must be bulky, even to the extent of shapelessness... and even in the case where they apparently do the opposite of letting themselves go, that is, when they "work out" to misshape their bodies in search for a bulk perceived as masculinity.

It's not just boyishness against ripe manhood... in the ads they manage to make him look less stumpy than he is now with all that gropable but inelegant bulk.

Gropable, inelegant... and "derivative", "cookie-cutter"...

 

[Alistair]

Sometimes. But...
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Or have arrows on the singlet pointing out the good stuff

 

[belamyi]

Gropable, inelegant... and "derivative", "cookie-cutter"...

Because he did not have a good shape when he was lean... he bulks up to made up for what he didn't have before... in a more "natural" way than implants for females.

 

[belamyi]

So we agree in what I had said: wrestlers have the better bodies on the sillier outfits, and the opposite is true for swimmers.

Funny that doctors would tell us that swimming is the more "all-around" sport (for non-professionals)... yet professional westlers seem to have the more all-around bodies and they tend to be rather pretty-faced too

Then...

Wait, now I think I remember Ryan Lochte being laughed at live for his vapidness by vapid news anchors... I remember the "Call Me Maybe" thing...
I thought he was a smaller guy, since he was dwarfed by the other André the Giants like Phelps...

 

[belamyi]

Classic JUB heritage

 

[belamyi]

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Classic JUB heritage

I messed up the order with 4 and 2

 

[rareboy]

Of course, wrestling has come a long way.

 

[gsdx]

Or have arrows on the singlet pointing out the good stuff

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I saw a video taken by a mother at a wresting match. She was filming her son. Her friend commented that he was always adjusting himself and the mother said, "It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't stick out so much."

 

[rareboy]

Of course, white sheer speedos are highly recommended....

 

[me203]

I saw a video taken by a mother at a wresting match. She was filming her son. Her friend commented that he was always adjusting himself and the mother said, "It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't stick out so much."

And in today's paper you can see a sad obituary about a wrestler who died of embarrassment after watching a video of his recent meet that his mother recorded.

 

[me203]

This seems pretty obvious, but just to be sure I'll state it. While the Speedo is fine, nude swimming would be even better!

 

[rareboy]

I see this is available...

 

[rareboy]

As is this one.

 

[belamyi]

I see this is available...

You mean the ass?

 

[belamyi]

As is this one.

At least it's not inked

 

[Peloso]

^ Lingerie for men. Sucks all of the homoeroticism right out of it.