When I was a little kid...

[ShihTzuTylenol]

When I was a little kid --

I would hear "Winter Wonderland" at Christmas time - and when they said:
"We'll pretend that he is Parson Brown."

I thought wtf? what fucking color is Parson Brown?
there is beige, light brown, medium brown, dark brown, etc., etc., but PARSON brown? ***no fucking idea what shade that was**** --

so, did that mean I was gay?

hehehehe yep you're gay! but that's funny as hell!

i also thought that the gulf war was going in the desert that is next to my town.

I thought it was the Golf War!

OMG! I remember those tablets, and I don't see them anymore, and I want to get one for old times sake- such nostalgia! How old are you again? I remember those way back in 1969.

Just turned 30...I'ma be 31 next





I thought when the weather channel talked about the Wind chill -- they were saying "The Wind Shield Factor"

 

[ChickenGuy]

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful...
A miracle...
Oh it was beautiful, magical...

And all the birds in the trees, they'd be singing so happily...
Oh joyfully...
Oh playfully watching me...

 

[ibill1]

I wet the bed also, and liked boys.

 

[Susanoo]

When I was about 8 my dad almost caught me n my friend sucking each other off

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

^DAMN Susanoo!^



ok
You know how we [boys] have that seam that goes from the center of our anus forward along the center between our legs up to our scrotum, and in fact continues up the center of our ball bag? You know that seam? It's the line that splits us down the center.
Well, when I was a little kid and discovered that thingy for the first time it looked and felt like I had gotten stitches or something.
Then for the longest time I wondered if perhaps I'd gotten into an accident and had to be sewn back together. I remember thinking about the scenarios of why they didn't just tell me about it.

Wait, what if I was a girl first? And they sewed my snatch shut? But where did this super cool penis and deluxe scrotum come from then? That's not it...
Surely my asshole didn't extend all the way up to the back of my balls? No wonder they didn't tell be about it. They were ashamed their kid had such a huge gaping pooper.

They were just trying to forget about it all..., sure, it all makes sense then, so I wasn't going to be the one to remind them about it and dredge up the whole thing again. Plus how do you ask your mom if your asshole was ever big enough to fit a cantaloupe inside? That's actually how big I estimated it musta been......heck I was only 3 or 4 I guess.
Then one day I just forgot about my scar....until...


I got to explore another boy in depth that I realized we all have that same seam and it's not a scar, so I'd not really been that different after all....

or we all had huge gigantic assholes that needed to be sewn shut.



Does that sound completely stupid or does it make any sense??

 

[mbamike]

I thought that rain were the tears of clouds after bumping their heads together.

I would dress up in one of mom's old dresses and pretend to be a mom. I played with sister's dolls.

I let the neighbor paint my fingernails. Mom and dad had a fit! I had to immediately get it taken off.

I liked spanking my own ass in the bathroom.

 

[Peterdragin]

I was called "TATER BUG" 'cause I ate bugs!

 

[Aymotin]

When I was a little kid I was driving 14 kilometres to school every morning, pretending my bike was a horse.

 

[rainyguy67]

When I was a kid I drank a bottle of Windex to see what would happen.

 

[chace1617]

i thought that women get pregnant if they kiss for a very long time with a man and when it's time to labor the doctor cuts her belly and removes the baby!

 

[Keelandson]

I thought bad guys killed in Westerns were really shot dead because they were criminals and could choose that way to die.

My god, so did I.

I thought that maybe they got paid for dying in a movie and left the money to their wives.

 

[Keelandson]

When I was a kid I drank a bottle of Windex to see what would happen.

Well, what the hell happened????

 

[rainyguy67]

I just fell asleep because of the alcohol in the Windex......It probably explains why I don't drink all that often

 

[tipmyscales86]

When I was a little kid...

I had to take a coupon from each dispenser at the super market or a big monster would eat me at the exit.

 

[USEDCAR]

I used to think the closet door was a mailbox

I used to call soap powder soap pider

I used to think White people was made out of macaroni

Monsters came out at night

I thought men peed in women to make them pregnant

When my Penis got hard i thought it was just happy

I used to think Michael Jackson was a girl

When i see a talk/news show with a male and female i thought they was married like Regis and Kathy lee i thought they were married. Same with Male and Female Singers

When i watch a tv show i thought it was the person real family

The price is right i thought the announcer was smart and knew everything when he announce the prizes. And the big doors were elevators

When i watch Game Shows i thought the host Knew The questions/Answers by memory and dint use cue cards.

I used to hate watching the news because i thought the Anchor was looking at me.

When i was younger i was obsessed with eating people i guess i was a Vorarephilia

 

[killdawabbit]

Wow! I love all you guys and this is an excellent thread.
When i was a kid I loved Magilla Gorilla and Huckleberry Hound.
I don't know what happened but I only fell in love with other guys. Most of the ones I met. They were so beautiful and I wanted to kiss them and feel of their dicks.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Wow! I love all you guys and this is an excellent thread.
When i was a kid I loved Magilla Gorilla and Huckleberry Hound.
I don't know what happened but I only fell in love with other guys. Most of the ones I met. They were so beautiful and I wanted to kiss them and feel of their dicks.

AAAAAH!! NO WAY! ME TOO! Only, I had a thing for the "bad boys!" btw how you been Shirley?
I used to wonder whose dick was bigger -- Boris' or Natasha's?

_______I always thought Natasha was tougher so I pictured her with a chubbie log and Boris I imagine looked like George Castanza after a dip in the swwimming pool

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I used to think the closet door was a mailbox

I used to call soap powder soap pider

I used to think White people was made out of macaroni

Monsters came out at night

I thought men peed in women to make them pregnant

When my Penis got hard i thought it was just happy

I used to think Michael Jackson was a girl

When i see a talk/news show with a male and female i thought they was married like Regis and Kathy lee i thought they were married. Same with Male and Female Singers

When i watch a tv show i thought it was the person real family

The price is right i thought the announcer was smart and knew everything when he announce the prizes. And the big doors were elevators

When i watch Game Shows i thought the host Knew The questions/Answers by memory and dint use cue cards.

I used to hate watching the news because i thought the Anchor was looking at me.

When i was younger i was obsessed with eating people i guess i was a Vorarephilia

When I was in kindergarten I was bored so I shimmied up one of the poles on the swing set to the top and it felt AMAZING! on my groin area so I went really slow coming down, and that felt INCREDIBLE!
so I went up and down, up and down just to compare each and see if I liked AMAZING more or INCREDIBLE better---I'd have to say it was a tie



I thought English people paid with stuff by carrying a bathroom scale around so they could see how many lbs they were spending.
and I thought a meter was that thing your parents put a dime in and bitch---like they'd rather risk a ticket than go through their change for a dime...it must have been a principle thing, like the damned city doesn't need MY dime! I DO!




I thought, 6 Pence None the Richer were really really poor....

 

[killdawabbit]

AAAAAH!! NO WAY! ME TOO! Only, I had a thing for the "bad boys!" btw how you been Shirley?
I used to wonder whose dick was bigger -- Boris' or Natasha's?

Up and down....you know how it goes.

 

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is when i found out i was gay