When I was a little kid...

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I would drink chocolate milk for the mustache and pretend I was Magnum P.I. -- just remembered that

 

[QBranch]

I couldn't pronounce Schenectady.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I couldn't pronounce Schenectady.

lol hell I still can't pronounce schenect~ skinecked~ schenecdad...oh, what you said!

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I went to catholic school, so I thought it was the angels crying. Also, thunder was just God bowling.

... Also when I was a kid, I thought those orange balls on some electric wires were basketballs kids had thrown up there and had somehow electrocuted their selves onto the line (because my aunt told me so )​

I'm a Catholic school kid too Jacob~ we know what goes on when those big wooden doors slam shut, huh?

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

cleva nuns

 

[LilBit]

When I was a little kid, I was much younger than I am now.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

When I was a kid...

-I called Star Trek "Star Track."
-ALL grown men's flaccid dicks were HUGE.
-McDonalds, Burger King, and Mountain Dew tasted better.
-Fruitopia tasted better and had pulp in it.
-Tom Hanks was cute.

yeah, I thought Mr. Spock and that guy that wrote child psychology books (Dr. Spock) were the same guy...
and Tom Hanks WAS cute//and in many ways he still is!

When I was a little kid, I was much younger than I am now.

But I bet you were just as much of a smart alec, huh? lol

When I was a little kid, I thought my friend Mercedes had a car company named after her.

I was really smart when I was little and used to talk to the teachers more than I talked to my classmates, and was actually able to have a solid conversation with them.

that's actually very difficult for most kids--to confront adults on an intellectual level~and something Lil'Bit is still trying to master~

 

[BearBoi]

I used to check guys out and rank them on a, "Yes" "No" "Maybe" list for if I'd like to see them naked. I didn't even know what sex was at the time.

 

[LilBit]

But I bet you were just as much of a smart alec, huh? lol

No, just very literal.

that's actually very difficult for most kids--to confront adults on an intellectual level~and something Lil'Bit is still trying to master~

I hear you suck cocks for pocket change.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I hear you suck cocks for pocket change.

I beg your pardon! I accept Visa and MasterCard now

 

[DonQuixote]

What about Discover and Amex?

 

[LilBit]

I beg your pardon! I accept Visa and MasterCard now

Are you still refusing to take personal checks from me?

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

...I thought the grown ups were saying "cold" slaw.