m1thousand
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There are Star Wars marathons where all movies are shown. Its 21 hours
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Just read bad reviews of Cats
"The biggest disaster of the decade." -Adam Graham, The Detroit NewsJust read bad reviews of Cats
I want you to know that your comment just made me get off my ass to purchase Cats tickets and I’m currently sitting in an empty theater about to see it. Apparently the update doesn’t roll out till tomorrow and I absolutely cannot wait to see this shitshow for myself.
Mid Movie Update: if anyone who works at Universal is reading this comment, please immediately find and stop the person in charge of uploading these changes. This movie needs to be forever preserved in this form.
2nd update; for those who don’t know, there’s a ton of terribly CGIed mice-human children hybrids in this movie and they’re the stuff of goddamn nightmares. Please prepare yourself for a potentially new fear you could develop through watching Cats.
3rd update: I’m honestly shocked by how right everyone was about this CGI being so bad. Some scenes look amazing. Scenes with one or two cats and closeups look pretty alright, but ensemble numbers and any big prop interactions look like they hired college kids to animate them for “the exposure.” Also, why would they go so hard in the direction of “realistic cat fur and bodies” but keep the human hands, feet, and lips? It’s fucking jarring.
4th update: I just watched a dynamically big-tittied Taylor Swift forcibly drug the rest of the cat chorus with catnip. I say “dynamically big-tittied” because I’m 100% positive that the size of her bust fluctuates drastically from shot to shot.
5th update: I forgot to mention earlier that shortly after the first appearance of mice-children was the appearance of cockroach go-go-like dancers.
6th update, movie’s over thoughts: I didn’t bring nearly enough whiskey for this. I wonder how many of these thousands of animators I’m watching scroll by have lost their job due to their studio just closing. Ultimately, that was a not entirely unpleasant experience. This is a “The Room” level quality bad film. The changes they want to make are going to cost them more money than it’ll earn them from curious viewers.
No kidding
Haven't you watched the trailer yet?
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I predict under $1 million opening weekend.
- Mark Joseph SternThere were about twenty people at my showing of CATS. Seven walked out. Some people were in fits of laughter by the end. It is shockingly bad. I really don’t think you can understand how freaky and wrong it is until you see it.
