Who do you think is the sexiest poster here?

[Alpha1851]

Apart from Alpha's spelling of course, which is spot on

You do have soft looking hair. What type of conditioner do you use? Help a JUB sister out why don 'cha.

This thread reminds me of elementary school when it was very important that each child "win."

 

[G-Lexington]

You're unpopular, unseen, unheard - you are the basic all knowing all singing crap of the world. You should give up, delete your account...

There's something a wee bit ironic about you, of all people, saying this...

Lex

 

[Fucker29]

I always loved Peto,and that crazy looking Anaconda cock of his....

YES!!!! God he's so hot! Totally fuckalicious/suckalicious!

 

[Fucker29]

WHORE!

First of all...DUH!!! I've always said I'm a whore so...why try to use it as an offense when it's actually a compliment?

I mentioned you as one of the "sexiest" posters on here, so where's my kiss?

Hubby, I also said all my hubbies were the sexiest posters on JUB and you didn't say anything.

But I apologize anyway...I should've said something. I'll make you nice dinner, we'll watch a movie and then make out and have nice sex...I'll be your sex slave. Ok, baby boo?

 

[Fucker29]

Yeah, but what if he's a complete butterface?

Butterface? What's that? lol
And why are so many people "angry" towards Peto? Did he do something or...?

 

[Fucker29]

Butterface (n.)

Chick with a hell of a nice body, but the face is ugly.
She looked real good... but her face (butterface)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Butterface

Oh! Well, we can't know so...I'm just lusting the body and cock...if he's a butterface I'll just a bag on his head, ride and suck him until his juicy cock falls off.

 

[Fucker29]

Actually,I was kidding... That cock pic scared the hell out of me.

I don't think I like you anymore, van.

 

[Fucker29]

Ok, fine I'll call you a slutty cum-licking 5-dollar, back alley hooker!! Does that offend my hubby now?

God I love when you whisper sweet nothing in my ear? Turns me on so much!

My apologies about noticing your statement early, I should've said something as well. Maybe we still can use this later on tonight.

Of course we can use that, hubster. My ass is ready for you.

 

[Gussss]

Awww...thanks, Moe! That was sweet.

But you should look again though. Some of my fellow mods are to die for.

Do you ever go to B-Bob's?

 

[Fucker29]

More sweet nothings for my baby: I wanna tap that sweet bubbly ass of yours all night long. I'll have you screaming "aye papi" like the dirty little slut you are. I'll tear that ass apart from north to south and west to east.

LAWD IN HEAVEN GIMME STRENGTH NOT TO JUMP THROUGH THE MONITOR AND JUMP ON BIDUDE!!! GIMME STRENGTH!!!!!!!!!

Keep talkin', baby boo. Keep talkin' like that and I'll send you a muffin basket wich a couple of nude pics of mine.



P.S.: just don't ever call me slut again. Now THAT is offensive to a whore. Other than that, you know how to work my shit!

 

[Fucker29]

I sure hope Fucker doesn't spontaneously combust upon reading that.

My dick looks like a match, right now!

 

[Fucker29]

that's the way Fucker likes it!

You know it!

 

[Fucker29]

Just make sure it isn't red and burning like one, though. You know how you can get.

I know! I've put a chastity belt on...it's so hard (no pun intended) to resist!

 

[Fucker29]

Who's your daddy, who's yo daddy whore?

Don't make me hold you up against the wall and gently pound that sweet ass all night long. Don't beg me to stop either because I won't stop until I'm fully satisfied with that ass. I'll pound you some more when you wake up tomorrow. Then your booty will be so sore that you won't be able to move all day tomorrow.

God you're such an avid lover! I LOVE THAT!!! Pound away as much as you want!

So tomorrow I'll have to be in bed all day? Can you stay with me, cuddle and take care of me while I recover?

 

[gmoney]

I'll tear that ass apart from north to south and west to east.

Careful there, dude. I think he likes slow and easy. (at least at first!)

 

[gmoney]

How do YOU know how my man likes it?

Let's just say you don't have 'exclusive' rights to "our" man!

Besides, I've seen him beyond these pages.

 

[Fucker29]

You bet your ass I'll be there to cuddle!

You're a good hubby.

 

[Fucker29]

How do YOU know how my man likes it?

Fucker, exactly how many JUBbers have you been with? How do they know how you like to be pleased?

Because I've said so on JUB. Everyone knows.

I've been with a couple of them only. But, so far, you were definately the best one, I have to admit. The others were very good but you were something else, baby boo.

 

[Dduder]

I don't know, frankly, who's the sexiest poster here. I never thought about the issue, mosty because I don't focus on men's looks. I like feminine-looking boys occasionally, and I've seen pictures of a few here that I found attractive. Anyways, threads like this are a dime a dozen in this place.

 

[GL]

i consider two of my all time favorite geeks to be pretty damn sexy: effortless_pro and luminum.