Who do you think is the sexiest poster here?

[puka-pride]

woot! thanks edison - sexy!

bidude you're on my list too, babe!

as is my new hubby - puka

aw shucks i've been added to your harem of handsome men

 

[Mr.Tisdale]

Wow, I made someone's list?!!

Thanks Edison!

Of course, you are really sexy ... no problem

woot! thanks edison - sexy!

No problem

 

[Joshua_me]

That's an easy one....it's me!

In all seriousness, there's a couple here and there that shall remain nameless.

^ Well, my goodness.... Look who has reappeared.

I needed a good *swoon* today.

How delightful.

 

[Fucker29]

Gotta add Puka-Pride to the list, as well.

Puka, poke me!!!

^^That's so gonna be your theme, Puka. Pikachu has his theme...yours is more like "Puka...puka poke me".

 

[jesusfarts]

is this sexy based on looks or what?

I didn't read the whole thread.

 

[Joshua_me]

^This is epic shit.

Love it....

 

[puka-pride]

Gotta add Puka-Pride to the list, as well.

Puka, poke me!!!

^^That's so gonna be your theme, Puka. Pikachu has his theme...yours is more like "Puka...puka poke me".

if you insist *poke*

 

[Fucker29]

is this sexy based on looks or what?

I didn't read the whole thread.

Oh you should also be in the list! Definately!

Jesus, didn't God tell you? We're fags, we're shallow. LOOKS! It's all about the looks.

 

[USEDCAR]

puka-pride

 

[Fucker29]

if you insist *poke*

Oh I do! I do!!

*takes off hello kitty panties*


Poke away!

 

[Fucker29]

Hubby, don't be like that. He's my newest aquisition. I gotta let him run a test-drive, right?

*sigh*

Ok, fine...tonight I'll be doing the fucking.

 

[Fucker29]

Well, you don't have to say it like THAT!

You know what, let puka poke you in your panama canal. See if I care!

Maybe I'll just get drunk and do BJ to spite you.

Oh let me tell you...he's got a BIG ship!!! Mmmm


You wouldn't!!! HUBBY!!!

 

[Fucker29]

That's it Fucker! My ship will no longer be docking in your canal anymore.


Oh hell yeah I would!! I'd fuck him good and we'll even record it for myspace!

You'd do that?!? To me?!? You latin lover? Hubby, you're breaking my heart...

..but worry not 'cause Puka will be breaking my ass!

 

[Fucker29]

NOT if I can get to Puka first! I'll make sure I steal both of your other hubbies from you before you can hurt me like that! But I'm not that evil, hubby!

I think the only reason solution to this dilemma involves a foursome and a camera.

A foursome won't happen, unfortunately. However, we can do it by turns.

Now, can we make love, kiss and cuddle?

 

[Fucker29]

What? I thought your ass was getting ready for Puka to enter?

Now you want to cuddle with me?

Hubby, I'm not that easy. You'll have to win me all over again.

FINE!!!


*jumps onto Puka's bed*

Puka, whenever you're ready!

 

[Fucker29]

<--- btw, do you like my gay legs?

Those are your legs?

TAKE 'EM OFF!!! TAKE 'EM OFF!!!

 

[Fucker29]

That could hurt...

Pain means you're alive! Pain is good!

 

[Fucker29]

You Fucker!!!

Don't you dare sleep with Puka or it's officially over! Your ass is mine and only mine.

Hubby, I can't believe it has come to this point? Where did we go wrong, where??

Hubster, you always knew I'm a turkish whore with a harem of hubbies...you knew what you were getting yourself into. I am yours...just not all the time.

 

[Fucker29]

Only after you do!

Um...hello? I've been nekkid for like 2 hours now.

 

[Fucker29]

I know, I know.

I just didn't know it would be this tough. I'll let you do your thang if you promise to come back to your main hubby (me) after your whore episodes with strange men are over.

But Puka and BJduran are not strange men! They're hubbies as well! I know you're like an ass hungry lion and you want to be the alpha male but calm down. Like I said, you'll always have me but not all the time. Ok, hubster?

Now, after Puka runs his test-drive on me...we'll have nice romantic session ourselves, ok?