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Who Knocked The Bitch Up???

HazeMaster said:
Same thing happened to me in Iowa

Whole fucking dorm trying to imitate my accent :cry: :cry:

On Homecoming Day, guys actually brought their parents to the dorm to listen to me tawk

Didn't turn out too bad, though. Parents usually felt sorry for me, being so far away from home and tawking funny. So they invited me to come along with them to the Amanas for a delicious, homestyle, all you can eat dinner

Beats dorm food any day ;)
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Very strange. I was asked to repeat the word "coffee" over and over.
They'd repeat 'K-A-W-F-E-E' and roar with laughter.
Finally I asked 'em who wanted to be the first to be stabbed in the face with a pencil.
No takers.

Interesting thread....what was is about again?
 
People out west used to love to hear me say y'all. I wish there was a way for me to transfer some of my stuff from tv from VHS to my hard drive. Sadly, I'm not that smart.
 
HazeMaster said:
You know, Tex, I USED to like you a lot

But I grew up in Queens and went to school in Queens and learned to jack off with a Boy Scout troop in Queens, and you've wounded my very fragile feelings :cry: :cry: :cry:

What ever happened to "Unity Thru Diversity"???

But I'm not one to hold a grudge

If you are ever in Nu Yawk again, feel free to drop by my humble Bensonhurst abode, and we'll chant Nam-Myoho-Renge-Kyo together in our native accents
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You're on!

For the Record, I happend to like Queens! And that goes for the burb too! ;)

:D
 
General_Alfie said:
Um, and kevina, it was called the "Civil War," a war we won, you lost. Time to move on.
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News flash for you here...I come from a long line of West Virginia horsethieves...ergo, from a border state...you nut.


And yes Snappers, I am man enough to father this love child; I am man enough to raise it/him/her/all of the above.

(!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!)
 
Who knocked the bitch up?
Oh my God, has anyone interviewed David Crosby?
Now that's gonna be one fucked up and conflicted boy....

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General_Alfie said:
-- first cousins being what they are...
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What makes you think we are that distant? The mines have a way of drawing people together.

And snaps, it doesn't end at 18...it goes forever!!!!
 
Well, a long time ago my nickname was "The Spoon."

Just because I behave now, doesn't mean that I always did.
 
"the spoon"? is that a studio 54 cocaine reference? before you blew out all the blood vessels in your nose and moved to kentucky?
 
No, it was more along the lines of me "stirring shit up."

Back in the 90's some friends and I had this list-serv that we dished on called PFN - Psycho Friends Network. It was a take-off on the Dionne Warwick schtick. I created an alias called The Spoon and stirred shit up and no one knew who it was. That was waaaaay before people knowing how to track IP addys.
 
Funny story .... when I lived in New Mexico, it wasn't uncommon for the highways to close because cows had wandered into the road. I thought once I moved to a bigger city that would no longer happen. No such luck! We even had an interstate close down because of cows.

Then there was the time that the ostriches got lose from the farm. I was sitting in Hardee's when people started screaming. An ostrich had just ran through the drive through!

And sure enough it wasn't long before the highway was closed until they could clear the ostriches from it!

I bet that never happens in Manhatten. :)
 
Heh.
I lived very briefly in Colorado, in sheep -- and cattle -- country. There was a day when I came around a corner and had to brake hard; there were like ten thousand sheep crossing the road. Forty minutes later I was through them (driving through a herd of sheep is WEIRD!), and headed on down the straight stretch and around the next corner...
where it was cattle crossing the road.
 
here in boston, the only thing that closes the highways are those damn priests chasing altar boys.
 
I think we're in desperate need of some fun ... so I'm bumping this old pearl! Don't make me have to go *bump* my Pat Buchanan thread - you know that I will! LOL!:p
 
I dare and double dare you,Snapcat!:p
 
sausageeater said:
I dare and double dare you,Snapcat!:p
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I've got Baye Buchanan pictures just waiting to see the light of day! You know I'll do it! LOL!

And where is Baye these days. She was making sort of a comeback on the talking head circuit on the news nets for a while. You don't think that she's pulling a Greta Van Susteran and getting plastic surgury before her big debut, do ya?
 
snapcat said:
I've got Baye Buchanan pictures just waiting to see the light of day! You know I'll do it! LOL!

And where is Baye these days. She was making sort of a comeback on the talking head circuit on the news nets for a while. You don't think that she's pulling a Greta Van Susteran and getting plastic surgury before her big debut, do ya?
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Don't know if it will help much.she looks so much like her brother,which ain't great on her!But if you're itching to bring Baye to the light of day,go right ahead!;)
 
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