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I think I'm more immersed and into this awards show than any Golden Globes or Oscars.
Ahh...SHINE ALTON, SHINE!!!
Ahh...SHINE ALTON, SHINE!!!

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Me too. Well, I'm sitting in the office listening to it from the next room. Sad to think -300 channels and this is the best thing on.
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I am pissed that The Simpsons and Family Guy are not on.![]()
ME TOO! Who the crap wants to watch Drive anyway?!
But these awards still top my list!![]()
Anyone catch Dan and Steve earlier? Aw, they're cute.![]()
I'm sorry....
Ahh well, the highlight for me was watching Paula Deen's son (major *woof*)
give the 'ya wanna hook up ?' eye to Sandra Lee, who was 'half in the bag' as usual...
Her son is beyond sexy.
Sandra Lee cracks me up. I don't think she can create a single semi-homemade meal without making some alcoholic beverage to get soused afterwards -- but then always includes a 'kiddie' version of the drink so that they can get in on the fun. That's the way to do it, get the kids in the habit from an early age!
Meanwhile, Paula Deen... did you see the episode of "Paula's Party" where she had humongous car-tire sized slabs of butter that she used in her recipes? She even needed several buff men -- titled 'Butter Wranglers' -- to carry the butter out. She even made... get this... DEEP FRIED BUTTER. It was classic! I'll never forget it.
And I've memorized Rachael Ray's schpiel. "Hi, I'm Rachael Ray, and I make thirty minute meals! Now that means in the time that it takes you to watch this program, I'll have made a delicious and healthy meal from start to finish!"
Is it weird of me to have a crush on Alton Brown? It's kind of strange, but there's something completely adorable about him. His "Good Eats" show is fascinating, as well. I learn so much! LoL
And Giada de Laurentiis needs to be in movies. She's GORGEOUS.
Is it weird of me to have a crush on Alton Brown? .......
And Giada de Laurentiis needs to be in movies. She's GORGEOUS.
