Why are you single?

[Dduder]

Why Are You Single?

I am aesthetically challenged, a poor conversationalist and am lacking talent for color coordination when it comes to clothes.

 

[subfer1]

I am aesthetically challenged, a poor conversationalist and am lacking talent for color coordination when it comes to clothes.

Not one of them sounds like anything wrong to me, but still, they would for a lot other people.

 

[Ram]

Ugly, colored, not smooth

Oh shut up.

I was having a bad day. I broke up with someone a few weeks ago. Not really interested at the moment.

 

[Dduder]

Not one of them sounds like anything wrong to me, but still, they would for a lot other people.

Good-looking boys get in the elevator of life; ugly boys get the shaft. I got the shaft.

 

[subfer1]

Good-looking boys get in the elevator of life; ugly boys get the shaft. I got the shaft.

I am told that I am good looking or unattractive at a 50/50 rate. Still, I don't want anyone, or more like dont' have anyone, because most guys say, "You take school too seriously," or, "you should party more," or stupid shit like "maybe you should quit school so you can work and party more." I'm not willing to do any of them just to hang with someone who probably only wants to sleep with me for some time and then move onto the next hot ass he can find.

 

[rysmiley88]

low self-esteem, with a mix of gay self-loathing, with a pinch of alcoholism. any suggestions?

 

[TickTockMan]

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away. But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within. And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress. The prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart. And as punishment, she transformed him into a hideous beast and placed a powerful spell on the castle and all who lived there. Ashamed of his monstrous form, the beast concealed himself inside his castle, with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his 21st year. If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope.

For who could ever learn to love a beast?

To put it another way.

 

[Jory]

Because no one is in to me

 

[sixthson]

Single = Easier Lifestyle.

I don't see that at all unless you mean being single makes it easier to be selfish.

This is actually an excellent thread because I have often wondered why so many great JUBbers are unattached.

 

[dt75006]

Single = Easier Lifestyle.

Amen.

Actually, there are two reasons why I am single. I don't want to be tied down to one person. I want to be able to do as I please without having to explain myself.

Second, I have too many friends who have been through all the drama during and after the relationship. All the heartache, all the lying, all the jealousy. I figure the best way to keep myself from going through the same thing is to just not get involved in the first place.

 

[jaybuoy]

Phierce has a cute avatar..

Ugh.

It's so depressing when girls flirt with me too...

It's like "Sorry! I Really really WOULD... it's not you it's me!" lol

I have this same problem, its also bad when my mates will be saying look how fit she is when really I will be looking how fit her boyfreind is.

I am single because I probally aim a bit too high, and I am not willing too loose my virginity to a person who I have been going out with for one day! So if I say no they dump me straight away, its happend to me twice now. But I am glad I did not sleep with them because they would have left the next day anyway an not ever called me again, every fucking person only seems to be after a quick shag!

 

[Swellegant]

1) I don't put out: I have too many sexual hangups and physical inhibitions, so I need a lot of trust before anybody gets access to my milkshake. No one yet has cared to make that much effort.

2) I can't give a man my undivided attention: between taking care of my grandmother and spending time with my best friend, I don't have a lot of leisure...and most men don't want to hang out with a pair of very needy women.

3) I'm poor, unambitious, and sloppy; I have a severe mood disorder, I'm extremely unpleasant in the morning, and I hate being outdoors; and while I'm not exactly a troll, I'm certainly not pretty enough to counterbalance the above.

4) Last and most importantly, I just don't care that much. I would like to try dating again, but I don't feel especially motivated. I don't really get lonely very often, and the hornies are easily dealt with en seule, so what do I need a boyfriend for?

I mean, aside from the whole "love" thing, that is?

 

[ronboy]

I was in a LTR for almost 12 years.

I became single again out of necessity (he dumped me).

I did build a new life for myself, and now the guy who dumped me is making overtures that he wants me back.

So far I have managed to keep him as only a friend with benefits (he is a most spectacular lover), but I don't think I am willing to commit to him again, because most of the trust I had in him is now gone.....

 

[greaves]

(A) On returning from work this evening, the apartment was in the same pristine condition as it was this morning.

(B) The computer is free to use...and the emails are all for greaves.

(C) The fridge has not been raided.

(D) The post is on the doormat.

(E) The telephone bill has not quadrupled, and the answering service has only messages for greaves

(F) The football on Sky tonight can be enjoyed in peace.

(G) Smoked salmon, with fresh asparagus/tomatoes/celery/radishes/cucumber/broad beans salad, dressed with virgin olive oil and a dash of teriyake sauce for the evening repast.

(H) And so to bed, to read a bit and then to sleep...

And dream of Vitor who will come over on Saturday...and leave on Sunday!

 

[belamy]

(A) On returning from work this evening, the apartment was in the same pristine condition as it was this morning.

(B) The computer is free to use...and the emails are all for greaves.

(C) The fridge has not been raided.

(D) The post is on the doormat.

(E) The telephone bill has not quadrupled, and the answering service has only messages for greaves

(F) The football on Sky tonight can be enjoyed in peace.

(G) Smoked salmon, with fresh asparagus/tomatoes/celery/radishes/cucumber/broad beans salad, dressed with virgin olive oil and a dash of teriyake sauce for the evening repast.

(H) And so to bed, to read a bit and then to sleep...

And dream of Vitor who will come over on Saturday...and leave on Sunday!

You are giving the reasons why you don't have pets or kids?

 

[BabiGayPimp]

Because the man I love is too much of a fool to realize I'm the greatest lover he could ever hope to have. But that's his loss, not mine. I have to do my thing, and get mine--and leave it up to fate to esure that he gets what's coming to him.

 

[dpnice]

.........................................And dream of Vitor who will come over on Saturday...and leave on Sunday!

Now that would be an ideal situation for me; I am extremely envious.

 

[belamy]

Now that would be an ideal situation for me; I am extremely envious.

Envious of smeone getting vitor? www.gayromeo.com/vitor

I can't see exactly why

 

[r-method]

Lesbians however seem earily attracted to me though :/

Dude! Same here! I have about 3 lesbian friends who consider me their "best friend". Always calling me to hang out, always hugged up on me, always wanting to come over after drinks...

I don't understand it...

I always ask them to take me to a lesbian bar sometime (just to see how much attention i can get, of coarse), but for that they refuse... They claim they don't want to share...

Girls...

 

[Kurn]

Jennifer Anniston won't have me. I can't figure out why. Should I stop trying?
(I know a philosophy professor who's been more or less happily married to a woman for almost five decades now. Most of me has no interest in the whole idea. And yet...????)

Plus, all of the above.